Ok this is my 一覧 of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned によって 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did あなた run your last race?" and the 秒 one said,"How did あなた win the race?" the runner 発言しました 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes あなた say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked あなた out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if あなた were locked in a 食 Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
