This is something I've been mulling over for the past couple years, ever since I rediscovered my 愛 for the ディズニー Princesses and began to watch all the old movies. We all know that ディズニー tends to take liberties with its merchandise (think Cinderella's silver ガウン that suddenly turned blue), but this one may be something that the ファン have imposed upon the movies.
Recall, for a moment, Monsieur Walt Disney's first two princes, generally referred to as The Prince and Prince Charming due to the fact that they strangely remain nameless for the entirety of their movies, despite being the heroines' eventual one true loves. (The authorities are still unsure as to how this grievous lapse of information occurred.) Both are dreamy, handsome, romantic, and famously underdeveloped characters.
Many of あなた are probably wondering what it is about them that I take issue with. Well, my dear readers, I ask あなた here and now, which one of them is actually Prince Charming?
"Why, Cinderella's prince, of course!" あなた reply confidently.
INCORRECT! And I have evidence to prove it, my friends, cold hard evidence!
あなた may remember a certain scene from the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in which our fair princess sings of how one 日 her prince will find her and carry her off to his 城 where they will live forever in happiness and comfort. Just before this song begins, Snow White is asked によって one of her dwarven company whether または not it was hard to fall in love. In response she laughs "It was very easy! Anyone could see that the prince was charming; the only one for me."
Just mull over that line for a moment... Done? Good. Now I don't know about you, but I don't ever recall シンデレラ describing her prince in such a way. Thus, I must conclude that Snow White's prince is the real Prince Charming, meaning Cinderella's prince is an impostor! Who is he really and why has he conspired to steal another noble prince's identity? None can say!
And so, without further ado, let the commenting begin!
Recall, for a moment, Monsieur Walt Disney's first two princes, generally referred to as The Prince and Prince Charming due to the fact that they strangely remain nameless for the entirety of their movies, despite being the heroines' eventual one true loves. (The authorities are still unsure as to how this grievous lapse of information occurred.) Both are dreamy, handsome, romantic, and famously underdeveloped characters.
Bland, like white bread.
Boring, like vanilla ice cream.
Many of あなた are probably wondering what it is about them that I take issue with. Well, my dear readers, I ask あなた here and now, which one of them is actually Prince Charming?
"Why, Cinderella's prince, of course!" あなた reply confidently.
INCORRECT! And I have evidence to prove it, my friends, cold hard evidence!
あなた may remember a certain scene from the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in which our fair princess sings of how one 日 her prince will find her and carry her off to his 城 where they will live forever in happiness and comfort. Just before this song begins, Snow White is asked によって one of her dwarven company whether または not it was hard to fall in love. In response she laughs "It was very easy! Anyone could see that the prince was charming; the only one for me."
Just mull over that line for a moment... Done? Good. Now I don't know about you, but I don't ever recall シンデレラ describing her prince in such a way. Thus, I must conclude that Snow White's prince is the real Prince Charming, meaning Cinderella's prince is an impostor! Who is he really and why has he conspired to steal another noble prince's identity? None can say!
And so, without further ado, let the commenting begin!
こんにちは everybody! Happy DMLK day! I'll celebrate によって some mixed people...
Lottie and Tia!
I like that even in their racist times Tiana and Lottie were フレンズ all the way... I'm sure in events before the movie, Charlotte's light skinned フレンズ judged her because she was フレンズ with Tia and Tia's darker dark skinned フレンズ didn't trust Lottie... I found this relationship sweet... she even risked a life-long dream for Tia. Can this friendship get anymore sweeter???
:') They've been フレンズ since they were 5 または 7... unlike Pocahontas and her BFF... we don't know a lot about them... she seemed like a character after those sailors... but Lottie and Tia have that kind of friendship. The highlight is their times. Talk about racist! So yeah that's it!
This Friendship is perfect for today!
[I] I'll do it but for あなた Tia, no marriage included![I]
Lottie and Tia!
I like that even in their racist times Tiana and Lottie were フレンズ all the way... I'm sure in events before the movie, Charlotte's light skinned フレンズ judged her because she was フレンズ with Tia and Tia's darker dark skinned フレンズ didn't trust Lottie... I found this relationship sweet... she even risked a life-long dream for Tia. Can this friendship get anymore sweeter???
:') They've been フレンズ since they were 5 または 7... unlike Pocahontas and her BFF... we don't know a lot about them... she seemed like a character after those sailors... but Lottie and Tia have that kind of friendship. The highlight is their times. Talk about racist! So yeah that's it!
This Friendship is perfect for today!
[I] I'll do it but for あなた Tia, no marriage included![I]
I've written this type of 記事 before, but I haven't ranked my お気に入り songs from each DP Movie yet so I decided to give it a try, also decided to do this so I could add songs from メリダとおそろしの森 and アナと雪の女王 which I didn't do in my 前 記事 since I wrote it before the 映画 where released. I don't dislike any of these songs so just because a song is last on this 一覧 it doesn't mean that I don't like that song. So anyway let's get started :D
12. A Whole New World
Just a few years 前 this song was very 人気 and very overrated imo, while majority of people has realised that this song...
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12. A Whole New World
Just a few years 前 this song was very 人気 and very overrated imo, while majority of people has realised that this song...
These bitches better watch out, because srsly, we're gonna steal their men.
It's been a long time since I wrote an article, but I guess we could say "I'm back".
In honour of Princes month, I decided to write an 記事 on the hottest pieces of ass- I mean, the hottest princes. >.>
This'll probably be fun to read because I'm trying to eat and type at the same time whilst there are a gazillion fireworks going off outside (Google Bonfire Night. :/) which is all helped によって me literally making this 一覧 up as I go.
SO, yeah, same as always, I'll swear as much as I fucking want, let's go look at those fine men. ;D
9) The Beast
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In honour of Princes month, I decided to write an 記事 on the hottest pieces of ass- I mean, the hottest princes. >.>
This'll probably be fun to read because I'm trying to eat and type at the same time whilst there are a gazillion fireworks going off outside (Google Bonfire Night. :/) which is all helped によって me literally making this 一覧 up as I go.
SO, yeah, same as always, I'll swear as much as I fucking want, let's go look at those fine men. ;D
9) The Beast
Turn back. Not because we have beastiality,...
30. シンデレラ brainds
29. Rapunzel long and loose
28. シンデレラ wedding updo
27. Ariel loose with flower
26. Tiana bun
25. Ariel wedding updo
24. シンデレラ maid updo
23. Ariel with blue bow
22. ムーラン short hair
21. Snow White with red bow
29. Rapunzel long and loose
28. シンデレラ wedding updo
27. Ariel loose with flower
26. Tiana bun
25. Ariel wedding updo
24. シンデレラ maid updo
23. Ariel with blue bow
22. ムーラン short hair
21. Snow White with red bow
After doing the もっと見る modern princesses, I switched to the classics, who are accused of being Mary Sues a lot. (I might not do ones for Merida and Tiana, since they pretty obviously aren't Mary Sues). Starting with Cinderella.
Unique traits without contacts または hair dye- No. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, common traits.
An odd name- Yes. It'd make sense if it was explained シンデレラ was a nickname and her real name is Ella, like in some versions, but it isn't in the film. 1.
Looks constantly コメントしました on- Yes. シンデレラ is described as beautiful, and the prince considers her the most...
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Unique traits without contacts または hair dye- No. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, common traits.
An odd name- Yes. It'd make sense if it was explained シンデレラ was a nickname and her real name is Ella, like in some versions, but it isn't in the film. 1.
Looks constantly コメントしました on- Yes. シンデレラ is described as beautiful, and the prince considers her the most...
This is another Mary Sue test. I decided to do Elsa after Anna. I think she's accused of being a Mary Sue もっと見る (though neither of them are accused much).
Unique traits without contacts または hair dye- Platinum blonde hair isn't super common, though it can be explained によって her ice powers (but it isn't made clear that's the explanation like with Rapunzel). .5
An odd name- No. 'Elsa' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly コメントしました on- No. I can't remember Elsa's looks being コメントしました on much.
Always the hero- No. I can't remember her saving anyone aside from herself.
Multiple characters falling...
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Unique traits without contacts または hair dye- Platinum blonde hair isn't super common, though it can be explained によって her ice powers (but it isn't made clear that's the explanation like with Rapunzel). .5
An odd name- No. 'Elsa' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly コメントしました on- No. I can't remember Elsa's looks being コメントしました on much.
Always the hero- No. I can't remember her saving anyone aside from herself.
Multiple characters falling...
Ariel blonde, so pretty! Prettier then Belle and Aurora!
This time with black eyes but still amazingly beautiful
" Look at me, aren't I am pretty, so blonde?"
Well, Om Nelle may not be a ディズニー princess, but ムーラン isn't actually a princess either. Her heroism made ムーラン a princess, even though she had nothing to do with the royal family. Om Nelle does a lot of heroics. Just like a Mulan. Moreover, it even has a crown. A tiara with a cute blue stone. But there are a few problems. For example, this crown is actually a belt. Also, even if this was a real crown, Om Nelle has nothing to do with royalty. Om Nelle is a creature, so not a human. That's okay because Nala in The Lion King is also an animal but is considered a ディズニー Princess. Now the only problem is, ディズニー didn't create Om Nelle. So she may be a princess in her own right, but never a ディズニー princess. She would still make a great ディズニー princess out of her.
