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Imprinting was inspired によって ducklings and dragons.

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rachaelwsz "Imprinting was inspired by two different sources: ducklings and dragons. Imprinting actually exists in nature, but usually between parents and their offspring. I saw a nature documentary about ducklings imprinting on their moms and it always stuck with me. The other inspiration is Anne McCaffrey's dragon books (which, if you haven't read them, do so now! Start with Dragonflight). In her mythology, humans and dragons bond so tightly that if one of them dies, the other either suicides or goes mad. They love each other with an absolute and unreasoning love that never falters or changes. I was always captivated by this concept, and I wanted to explore that kind of life-changing and compulsory relationship." Bah. Compulsory relationship? ;_;

Myf_1992 Erm ok, I'm still creeped out by it.

katiecain Never should the words compulsory and relationship be put together.

Plenilunio I read that one at Frozen Apples, but I didn't know where the quote came from. What's funny is that her examples of imprinting provide yet one more reason why that creepy Jacob/Renesmee "love story" is not plausible: The Westermarck Effect (the link's to a Wikipedia article, it's better explained there)

Cinders My favorite part is when she uses "suicide" as a verb.

Plenilunio ^ Well, she coined the pseudo-word 'chagrined'... *rolls eyes*

MadamOcta13 "I was always captivated by this concept, and I wanted to explore that kind of life-changing and compulsory relationship." Oh, you mean like pedophilia?

tomfeltonfan44 I AM CREEPED OUT!

pleebpleeb D: What is this?!

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Rules and Guidelines (Updated!)

posted by Dearheart

1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended あなた and why あなた find it offensive. If it’s something serious または happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back あなた up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward または gush about how amazing the Twilight...

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Lauren: A Mini-Rant

posted by renrae

Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked によって a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight ファン do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot または any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...

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My view;

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...

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The Success Of Twilight Versus The Failure of The Subtle ナイフ

posted by Cinders

Despite whatever impressions あなた may have garnered from the タイトル of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....

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The 6 stupidest things I wondered when 読書 Twilight

posted by Asvini

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when 読書 Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think あなた can call yourself a vegetarian if あなた don't eat things like people または those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people 読書 the 本 also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

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Twilight Jokes

posted by nessienjake

Created:~Alice~

Q: What to Edward and a クリスマス木, ツリー have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what あなた are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much あなた mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: あなた know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do あなた kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her 本 and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward あなた suck!!!!

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Curing Involuntarily Twilight association

posted by Asvini

Whether あなた hate Twilight so much it fills あなた with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, または愛 it so much あなた plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent あなた from marrying a book, または perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. あなた hear the name 'Edward', あなた think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' あなた think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' あなた think...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new 映画 come out and even after it's all been done for about a 月または so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

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My C.A.T Family (what boredom can do to you)

posted by Myf_1992

As the タイトル suggests out of boredom I made a family out of the kittehs here who I talk to most, giving kittehs roles within the family from how I view them.

God:
The God of the family is Bastet, She is mighty and furry, and I give Her daily offerings of cream, catnip and balls of yarn. All hail Her Glorious Fluffiness.

MomCat:
Everyone knows who MomCat is(if あなた don't its DearHeart), she's loving and kind and nurturing. She keeps us in line and makes sure RenCat(renrae) hasn't had too many blue Smarties.

GodCats (AuntieCats and GodMotherCats didn't sound right):
These two I view as funny and kind...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do あなた think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her 回答 sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually 発言しました was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that 雌犬 bella is his...

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ランダム little rant on Bella.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.

If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 分 go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say あなた dont choose love, 愛 choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to 愛 them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand または get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out lol even though i have so much もっと見る i would like to let out.

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Why Can't I Stop Visiting the C.A.T. Spot?

posted by laureng114

Ever since its 最近 creation I have not been able to stop visiting this spot (Not that it's a problem...haha). I decided to sit down and ponder and from my pondering came this list.

1. Everybody rates EVERYTHING.
I mean EVERYTHING. Nothing goes unrated and everyone always rates fairly.

2. The フォーラム are always buzzing.
I absolutely 愛 visiting the forums. Someone is always there looking to chat and the コメント are sure to put a smile on my face.

3. I can have intelligent and enjoyable conversations
I don't feel like I talk to someone and all they have to say is, "OMG あなた愛 (insert...

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Twilight... The Right Way

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

This 記事 may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised

Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I 愛 you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so あなた have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the 愛 of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, あなた sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 年 olds and 17 年 olds...

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6 ways Twilight improved the world (for people who hate it)

posted by Asvini

Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice または animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton または the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style アイコン despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it によって a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...

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Another ridiculous rant...

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a ファン of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, または adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...

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Twilight = Epic Fail (Title of YouTube Video)

added by sapherequeen

Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....

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Visions, and how different characters use them...

added by this-is-my-name

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Bye Twilight. It was fun while it lasted.

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Soo, I read Twilight in 2005 and seriously thought it was the best thing I'd ever read, and never thought I'd read anything better. How young and stupidly naive I was!

When I first bought it, it was treasured, as were New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn & all the money wasting merchandise I purchased to. But over the past 2 years, I've seen the ファン base grow and grow and GROW into something that is just pretty hectic and down right ridiculous.

I personally feel sorry for the cast, especially Robert Pattinson. Poor guy, can't even walk out his front door without being mobbed. There's such thing...

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Six お気に入り Twilight Characters

posted by OCFan123

Disclaimer: The タイトル of the 記事 may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my 記事 that I have 投稿されました on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to 一覧 my 上, ページのトップへ 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...

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Twilight vs Dead Until Dark

added by Mallory23

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