Critical Analysis of Twilight 記事 | Original 記事 on ファンポップ

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posted by Saritaswims

Well i read twilight saga and i got confused I was thinking of either smashing my head with the book または the ウォール i mean come on who the f*** makes ヴァンパイア sparkle! i mean unless あなた want to give the image that there gay but there daring the oppisite sex.

Moving on anyway i have to compare Harry Potter Series vs. Twilight Saga Harry potter wins major. becuase twilight is just SO predictiable i mean common harry potter makes あなた want to stay at the end of your chair becuase its awesome

any way twilight is an OK book and the twilight movie i have to say it suks. the 本 are alright im just hoping that MIdnight sun is a million times better and also i know your gonna ask what team are あなた on im just gonna say I really dont care its not real so why even bother but if i was a Twihard i would choose Team Buffy becuase i want those cullens except ALICE<CARSILE<AND ESME to be killed for good i mean where ta hell id buffy when あなた nees her

i hope あなた see my point PEACE

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Ways Edward Cullen is Abusive

posted by renrae

Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. もっと見る credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.

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Number 1: Someone tells あなたまたは he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!

Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one または not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...

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Twilight Sucks! エモ Vampire [Lyrics]

posted by tooch

I'll never be an エモ vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the ヴァンパイア of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me または canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human あなた just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...

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Bella Swan: Sociopath?

posted by nuxi

{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella 白鳥, スワン is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility または social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....

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Bella Swan: A Rant

posted by OCFan123

Hi there! This is my first 記事 on the C.A.T spot, about my least お気に入り character in twilight. Actually, my least お気に入り character in history.

Bella Swan.

I seriously can't see why so many twilight ファン like her. She is 発言しました to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series.
Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.

1) Lack outside of Edward

Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not...

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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

posted by youknowit101

How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a 質問 a bit 前 asking what bothers あなた about Bella’s pregnancy. (in a different spot) We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if あなた haven’t had a certain talk with your...

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Breaking Dawn Review

posted by OCFan123

AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an 記事 about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
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Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of 本 in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was 読書 a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...

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Anti-Feminism: Bella 白鳥, スワン and the Illusion of Choice

posted by nuxi

Preface:
I have read all 本 and seen the movies.
Most importantly, the fact that it’s ファンタジー doesn’t excuse the themes and messages in the book. Fiction is merely a vehicle humans developed to communicate important lessons, values and philosophies. I am not claiming any of the implications I discuss were intentional on SMeyer’s part. Whether または not the 作者または readers are aware of it, though, the Twilight series communicates dangerous messages about what is acceptable または admirable または desirable.
Also, I highly recommend link. It’s long, but fascinating and deeper than the 本 themselves....

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Critical Analysis of Character: Edward Cullen

posted by hermione980

Okay, i decided to write a critical analysis of a character from the twilight series. My first choice would have been to do one on Bella Swan, but there is already a whole spot dedicated to that, so i decided on my 秒 choice: Edward Cullen. So I hauled out all my Twilight 本 and combed through them, analyzing and taking notes. Please leave a コメント on my critical analysis telling me what あなた think, what あなた agree on and what あなた disagree on. Please no nasty comments. Enjoy!
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Okay, number one...one of the reasons Twilight is so dramatic and sometimes just plain depressing is because...

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Interview with the Vampire and Twilight (ahem) Similarities

posted by Frizzhead

I would like to note that anne ご飯, 米 wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne ストール, 盗んだ it from stephanie __________________________________________________

1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank によってヴァンパイア but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The ヴァンパイア skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...

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Depression and Bella Swan: My Experience, My Thoughts

posted by HerMelody

OK, this is my very first 記事 - I have never written an 記事 for ファンポップ before. It's a poor excuse if this turns out to be the poorest 記事 ever submitted, but I'm going to use it anyway... please go easy on me xD. This is LONG, so くま, クマ with me, I appreciate it!

I have been wondering for some time now about Bella's vulnerability, state of mind, and 全体, 全体的です mental well-being. New Moon, in the beginning, was my favourite book of the series, for two reasons: Jacob Black was instantly likeable and interesting, winning the タイトル of my favourite character, but also the black hole that Bella...

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Jacob Black vs Edward Cullen

posted by JacobbBlackk

I am totally ignoring Breaking Dawn in this because Stephenie Meyer broke all the rules in there. [Vampires cant have children, they have no body fluids, etc etc]
Reasons i think Jacob is better for Bella than Edward is:
1. Edward/Bellas relationship is based on appearance. She is constantly talking about how good he looks, how velvety his voice is, how graceful he is, etc. She 発言しました Jacob was beautiful once または twice and called his new muscles impressive once または that she is jealous of his tan skin. She thinks Edward is too good for her because she looks plain 次 to him. She thinks Jacob is too...

I Am : Team Twilight and Team Anti

posted by happyfreak

when i first read twilight, i loved it. i loved all of the books. the first mocie was good but i dont like the others at all (this is my opinion, sorry if あなた dont agree). i even wished people were もっと見る like the characters in the books.

the important thing to remember is that these 本 are meant for entertainment. do not take ideas またはアドバイス from this book. あなた dont realize it, but at least 2 types of abuse happen in this book. edward is considered controlling and a stalker. jake is considered a sexual abuser and a petaphile. bella is considered a klutz, idiot, and a needy person. these books...

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14 Ways to Annoy Obessive Twilight Haters (there are some)

posted by sapherequeen

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If あなた know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" によって Antsy Pantsy
link
5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...

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10 Reasons Why the World Needs Twilight

posted by Mysteriamoon

Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't あなた see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that あなた listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the もっと見る I think on it, the もっと見る I realize they're true.

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10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of あなた are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been 発言しました about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...

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Being a Twifan at the CAT spot can be tough.

posted by rachaelwsz

If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. (Romans 12:18~ New Testament of the Bible)

I felt like 書く this 記事 after 読書 a fellow ex-CAT member's 記事 on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater または anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer または her fans, and don’t throw nasty または immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...

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MY opinion of Bella mary sue 白鳥, スワン

posted by kayleebabee

In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like こんにちは are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me あなた freak あなた tried to kill...

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Why Bella and Edward's 愛 isn't true 愛

posted by MCRTS

OK, I know あなた guys are thinking: "What?! How dare you! Bella and Edward's 愛 is the best and most romantic 愛 of all times!111Elevntyone!!!1" And then, you're going to say I'm just some guy who hasn't read the books. I'm not. I'm a teenage girl, and I have read all the books. Even Bree Tanner and that bit of Midnight Sun on Meyer's website.

I'll just discuss the reasons why it's not true love.

Physical Attraction
...And もっと見る of it.
Picture this. Our great female lead is in an average high-school cafetaria, surrounded によって average, high school kids. It's noisy and loud, and she wishes she was...

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Reasons for the Harry Potter vs Twilight war

posted by MCRTS

The Harry Potter vs Twilight war is a huge phenomenon in the literary world. We have 記事 floating around in the Internet (even in CAT) where both camps vehemently defend their fandoms. I am a huge Harry Potter fan, but today, I am not going to take sides. How it started, and how it evolved in a full-scale clash between ファン of both series is something I would cover in this article.

It started off with a few websites claiming Twilight is the new Harry Potter. Harry Potter fans, of course, would not take it sitting down, and they wrote 記事 with reasons why Harry Potter is better than...

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Jessica; A Rant

posted by renrae

We have a discussion on the フォーラム here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.

We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...