Fangirlo Phobia

I would like to note that anne ご飯, 米 wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne ストール, 盗んだ it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank によって ヴァンパイア but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The ヴァンパイア skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If あなた know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" によって Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...

I felt like 書く this 記事 after 読書 a fellow ex-CAT member's 記事 on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater または anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer または her fans, and don’t throw nasty または immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...

In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like こんにちは are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me あなた freak あなた tried to kill...

We have a discussion on the フォーラム here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...

If あなた have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into 記事 フォーラ thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One 日 Bella fell over while being chased によって Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and 発言しました - "Edward, what are あなた doing? あなた know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...

Is it just me または is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. 次 she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack あなた rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes あなた guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear ゴールド contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade または クランベリー ジュース (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when あなた are screaming it at his...

I 投稿されました this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral ファン opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd 愛 to read コメント if あなた have any, または あなた can just skip this 記事 :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of 愛 and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of 質問 and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...

Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading

Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...

Hello, 子猫 and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of あなた are in trouble または anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m 書く this as a reminder to all of あなた before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if あなた haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of あなた who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material あなた 提出する stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...

1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended あなた and why あなた find it offensive. If it’s something serious または happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back あなた up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward または gush about how amazing the Twilight...

Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked によって a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight ファン do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot または any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...

I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...