Twilight/New Moon: Funny !!

I'll never be an エモ vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the ヴァンパイア of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me または canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human あなた just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...

How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a 質問 a bit 前 asking what bothers あなた about Bella’s pregnancy. (in a different spot) We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if あなた haven’t had a certain talk with your...

Okay, i decided to write a critical analysis of a character from the twilight series. My first choice would have been to do one on Bella Swan, but there is already a whole spot dedicated to that, so i decided on my 秒 choice: Edward Cullen. So I hauled out all my Twilight 本 and combed through them, analyzing and taking notes. Please leave a コメント on my critical analysis telling me what あなた think, what あなた agree on and what あなた disagree on. Please no nasty comments. Enjoy!
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Okay, number one...one of the reasons Twilight is so dramatic and sometimes just plain depressing is because...

I am totally ignoring Breaking Dawn in this because Stephenie Meyer broke all the rules in there. [Vampires cant have children, they have no body fluids, etc etc]
Reasons i think Jacob is better for Bella than Edward is:
1. Edward/Bellas relationship is based on appearance. She is constantly talking about how good he looks, how velvety his voice is, how graceful he is, etc. She 発言しました Jacob was beautiful once または twice and called his new muscles impressive once または that she is jealous of his tan skin. She thinks Edward is too good for her because she looks plain 次 to him. She thinks Jacob is too...

when i first read twilight, i loved it. i loved all of the books. the first mocie was good but i dont like the others at all (this is my opinion, sorry if あなた dont agree). i even wished people were もっと見る like the characters in the books.

the important thing to remember is that these 本 are meant for entertainment. do not take ideas または アドバイス from this book. あなた dont realize it, but at least 2 types of abuse happen in this book. edward is considered controlling and a stalker. jake is considered a sexual abuser and a petaphile. bella is considered a klutz, idiot, and a needy person. these books...