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Based off the sceen from the TV 表示する from Adult Swim, Metalocalypse. Enjoy.(Viewer Discretion is advice)

Humphrey, Garth, Hutch, Candu, and Salty (Who are in anthro form) are at a grocery store for the first time doing their own shopping.

Humphrey: *Gasps* What's this place called?

Hutch: I is, I believe called, "Food Library." Food, Food, Library.

Humphrey: Foooood Liiiibr-

Salty: Its called a grocery store, あなた DOUCHEBAGS! I'm sorry about Douchebags, they got...cut low blood sugar.

Garth: Alright, here's the deal. We have to do our own shopping so we can make our own ディナー like regular jack offs do. Now you're all in charge in putting together one dish. And don't just buy BOOZE! That ain't FOOD!

Candu: What do あなた mean "BOOZE ain't FOOD?!" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Humphrey: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

Candu: Yeah!

Humphrey: Wow-Wee!

*Meanwhile*

Garth: *Makes his way to the meat section to get hot dogs. He sees them being glass, so he pushes his head though the glass, getting a shard stuck in his head. He reaches his hand in there, getting his right arm and hand bloody, and puts the hot イヌ with glass shards in his basket*

*Meanwhile*

Candu: *Looks at his list, looking for レモン Tarts, and sees old 狼, オオカミ with goldish fur* Hey, grandma! Is there olives in it?

Eve: In what?

Candu: レモン Tarts, wrinkle tit! Jesus!

Eve: I never!

Candu: Good! Then its Pee-Pee time! *Unzips his pants and takes a piss in the olives in front of Eve*

*Meanwhile*

Salty: *Pushing a grocery カート that is filled to the 上, ページのトップへ with booze. He walks up to a employee who's putting groceries on the shelf* Hey, chief, is this stuff good for soup? *Points to his booze*

Employee:..No.

Salty: Ahhh! That's a yes.

*Meanwhile*

Humphrey: *Looks at his list* What is, "Wall..nuts?"

Hutch: *Throws a box of tampons in Humphrey's cart* Hey, Humphrey look inside of your basket. Guess why you're in such a crappy mood? あなた have lady tampons! あなた buy them for yourself, go have a conversation with all the ladies and tell them your problems.

Humphrey: You's a lady, Hutch!

Hutch: NO I'M NOT!

*Meanwhile*

Garth: *Looks at his list* Two cups of rice. *Takes a bag または rice, holds a cup, and pours ご飯, 米 into the cup, and then he pours the cup into the cart, but it just goes though the holes of the cart* Brutal...

*Meanwhile*

Candu: *Still taking a piss on the olives in front of Eve*

*Meanwhile*

Salty: *In the meat section holding a blue lobster* Ok, so hold on now. So you're telling me あなた put these little guys boiling water, and they shriek, and they turn red, and they die?

Employee: Yes, sir.

Salty: That is the most Metal thing I have ever heard in my whole life. High-Paw!

Garth: *On the store intercom speaker* PRICE CHEEECK! CLEAN UP AISLE 6, ROLLING BODY LAND SLIIIIDE!

Hutch: Oh, that's great.

Garth: DON'T FORGET OUR SPECIAL SALE ON EVERY BONE BROKEN CHICKEEEEEN! HURRY!

Hutch: Go get them, Garth.

Garth: *Trying to stop himself from laughing* AND TRY OUR TASTY *Laughing a little still* FISH! AISLE 3!

Hutch: *Goes up to Eve* I 愛 the laugh....hi.

Eve: Hi.

Hutch: Guess what? あなた are a GMLIF. That means あなた are a Grandmother I would like to-

THE END! :D

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Original Scene. I hope あなた enjoyed this small parody. :3
Chapter 10: Ride to Victory

As they retreated through the woods and back towards the valley, Humphrey and the others did so in a way so as not to lose the enemy, but also didn't let them get too close. They just needed to lure them back to the pack and then the real battle would begin.

As they reentered the territory, the オオカミ stopped and turned around to face back into the woods as the humans and the remaining イヌ emerged. Humphrey and the others stood with a proud, disciplined, almost militaristic stance, waiting for the trap to be sprung. When the humans appeared out of the woods, they...
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Chapter 4: Revenge of a King

The rest of the group was hiding in the bushes just outside the pack borders when they heard Humphrey's terrible scream. The worst part was the fact that they couldn't do anything about it.

Back in the den, one of King's henchwolves entered the cave.

"Sir," he said.

King looked up with a furious look on his face.

"I thought I asked for complete privacy!"

"Sorry sir," the 狼, オオカミ said. "But there are several オオカミ approaching through the trees."

"Ahh!" King growled in frustration. The 狼, オオカミ quickly left the cave so as to avoid his master's fury.

King looked down at Humphrey,...
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Special thanks to:

TimberHumphrey for the idea that Winston and Eve took him in.

jhilton0907 for the idea that Humphrey was relocated as a pup.

Chidori1334 for idea to bring Hutch back, the idea that Humphrey was an orphan, the idea to bring Daria back, and for the idea that Cando and Hutch found Humphrey.

Chapter 2: Pack Meeting

That night, Humphrey didn't sleep too well. He was continuing to think about his parents and was talking in his sleep as he did so.

"Mom. Dad. No, don't leave. Help!"

Outside the den, Kate and Winston were quietly talking.

"We can't keep it a secret any longer," Winston said...
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