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Based off the sceen from the TV 表示する from Adult Swim, Metalocalypse. Enjoy.(Viewer Discretion is advice)

Humphrey, Garth, Hutch, Candu, and Salty (Who are in anthro form) are at a grocery store for the first time doing their own shopping.

Humphrey: *Gasps* What's this place called?

Hutch: I is, I believe called, "Food Library." Food, Food, Library.

Humphrey: Foooood Liiiibr-

Salty: Its called a grocery store, あなた DOUCHEBAGS! I'm sorry about Douchebags, they got...cut low blood sugar.

Garth: Alright, here's the deal. We have to do our own shopping so we can make our own ディナー like regular jack offs do. Now you're all in charge in putting together one dish. And don't just buy BOOZE! That ain't FOOD!

Candu: What do あなた mean "BOOZE ain't FOOD?!" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Humphrey: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

Candu: Yeah!

Humphrey: Wow-Wee!

*Meanwhile*

Garth: *Makes his way to the meat section to get hot dogs. He sees them being glass, so he pushes his head though the glass, getting a shard stuck in his head. He reaches his hand in there, getting his right arm and hand bloody, and puts the hot イヌ with glass shards in his basket*

*Meanwhile*

Candu: *Looks at his list, looking for レモン Tarts, and sees old 狼, オオカミ with goldish fur* Hey, grandma! Is there olives in it?

Eve: In what?

Candu: レモン Tarts, wrinkle tit! Jesus!

Eve: I never!

Candu: Good! Then its Pee-Pee time! *Unzips his pants and takes a piss in the olives in front of Eve*

*Meanwhile*

Salty: *Pushing a grocery カート that is filled to the 上, ページのトップへ with booze. He walks up to a employee who's putting groceries on the shelf* Hey, chief, is this stuff good for soup? *Points to his booze*

Employee:..No.

Salty: Ahhh! That's a yes.

*Meanwhile*

Humphrey: *Looks at his list* What is, "Wall..nuts?"

Hutch: *Throws a box of tampons in Humphrey's cart* Hey, Humphrey look inside of your basket. Guess why you're in such a crappy mood? あなた have lady tampons! あなた buy them for yourself, go have a conversation with all the ladies and tell them your problems.

Humphrey: You's a lady, Hutch!

Hutch: NO I'M NOT!

*Meanwhile*

Garth: *Looks at his list* Two cups of rice. *Takes a bag または rice, holds a cup, and pours ご飯, 米 into the cup, and then he pours the cup into the cart, but it just goes though the holes of the cart* Brutal...

*Meanwhile*

Candu: *Still taking a piss on the olives in front of Eve*

*Meanwhile*

Salty: *In the meat section holding a blue lobster* Ok, so hold on now. So you're telling me あなた put these little guys boiling water, and they shriek, and they turn red, and they die?

Employee: Yes, sir.

Salty: That is the most Metal thing I have ever heard in my whole life. High-Paw!

Garth: *On the store intercom speaker* PRICE CHEEECK! CLEAN UP AISLE 6, ROLLING BODY LAND SLIIIIDE!

Hutch: Oh, that's great.

Garth: DON'T FORGET OUR SPECIAL SALE ON EVERY BONE BROKEN CHICKEEEEEN! HURRY!

Hutch: Go get them, Garth.

Garth: *Trying to stop himself from laughing* AND TRY OUR TASTY *Laughing a little still* FISH! AISLE 3!

Hutch: *Goes up to Eve* I 愛 the laugh....hi.

Eve: Hi.

Hutch: Guess what? あなた are a GMLIF. That means あなた are a Grandmother I would like to-

THE END! :D

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Original Scene. I hope あなた enjoyed this small parody. :3
posted by canibecool
In 2032, the world turned to atomic fire. The North Furlantic Treaty and the Animal Continental Military Force ended their long, brutal war with an enormous nuclear exchange. This turned the world dark, launching humanity into a long battle with a devastating nuclear winter. As time passed, snow grew over the prewar ruins...
Humphrey: Ugh... where am I? my head hurts.. He'd turn his head and see that he was laying on a bed... As he got up a sound had disturbed him, It must've been coming from the lounge room, Humphrey was foolish in fist fighting, As he peaked his head over the corner, he'd...
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*Driving limo* NICK: あなた IDIOT JUDY WE WILL DIE IN THIS EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Judy: Shut the heck up we will get through this! Nick: WATCH OUT THE FREEWAY! Judy: AHHHHHHHHH *Roof scrapes によって freeway and car makes it through* Nick: BUILDING WATCH OUT! *Building crushes Randy's Donuts* Judy: A PARKING LOT! Nick: No noonononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Motor noise and smashes glass* Nick: *screaming* *Car smashes out of building* Judy: THE AIRPORT IS AHEAD Nick: What? WE WONT MAKE THAT FREAKING JUMP I TOLD あなた WE WILL DIE! Judy: Oh no we wont IF THIS LIMO CAN DRIVE WE WILL MAKE IT!
*Switches to 3rd Gear* Nick & Judy: *screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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posted by dan11774
Lilly and Garth were eating ディナー shortly after Kate and Humphrey were back from their vacation '' Why thanks for this tasty meat '' smiles Lilly '' why thanks Lilly '' Garth says '' あなた have to admit this is pretty tasty '' 発言しました Garth About 3 分 Lilly looks up a Garth '' Garth ! '' Lilly says '' yeah '' 回答 Garth " i want to tell あなた something '' Lilly looks at him serious . '' what is it '' Garth asks '' i want pups ! " Garth looks '' Lilly あなた didn't ask me all this time !'' yells a happy Garth he looks at Lilly a few pups is all we need Lilly leaps ''Garth ! '' she yells ''yes that is all we need '' she nuzzles his chest

2 months later 3 pups were born : Joey Lisa and Riley
They then continued their southward movement, doing away with some Stonic couriers along the way. Then, when they were within feet of the Mexican border, Luetsun went over to a lone patch of dust and began rolling in it. When he was covered, from his muzzle to the tip of his tail, he looked at Rufus, as if expecting him to 登録する him. Rufus, apparently knowing his expectation, then shrunk to the size of a coyote, and tanned, one of the abilities of a demon.
Luetsun sighed and they crossed the border. They walked for days through the vast expanse of desert. Then, when they arrived at the coyote...
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Her light grey 毛皮 was damp and matted from the mist that hung over the dry cliffs of the mountain like the ghosts of the thousands that littered the valley below. The grey and tan bodies of the オオカミ on the battle line were mere shadows in the grey of the mist. Though her limbs were tired and her joints were sore, Harenn, High Alpha of the Annakian Wolves, exhaustedly carried herself behind the frontlines. She could 表示する no weakness, in spite of the burden she bore; there was no room for it. It was the 秒 日 of the thirty seventh battle of Mt. Silvertip and Harenn could not hold on any...
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posted by shadow-omega
1 week after Kate and Cooper started dating

Kate and Cooper were running around chasing each other. They were playing tag for awhile now, so Cooper was running out of energy but didn't stop because Kate was it. Cooper was losing speed fast and distance between Kate. Kate realized this and sped up even もっと見る to where she was now right 次 to Cooper. Cooper looked to his right and saw Kate but then looked ahead and realized she was going to crash into a tree. Cooper looked over at Kate and pushed her out of the way, in turn making him run into the tree. Kate landed on her side but quickly got...
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posted by AlphaClub
Okay, area and all あなた three musketeers, area, Gamer, and journeyer. If あなた think あなた know もっと見る about tech than me, bring it the fuck on. OmegaKing, don't get involved with this, don't PM me, etc. I want to see legitely JUST how smart these guys are at tech, because they call me a 14 年 old, who is 'Awwww, just so proud of himself!', when I know もっと見る about this shit than they ever will.

No looking 回答 up, I will know if あなた do, I can pick those things out. So... let's see how much もっと見る あなた REALLY know about tech than me. I'm sure I have あなた beat when I say Maxwell.
now, it's like mid-March and there's nothing about A&O 5 yet. no poster, no DVD cover, no official plot, no trailer, hell not even screenshots of the movie. which makes me think "what are あなた doing, Crest? something on the movie should've been out によって now". then, i been hearing stuff または rumors around the internet that maybe A&O 5's been pushed back to who knows when. so, does that mean there's still hope for another movie? i really hope so. i mean, A&O 4 was awesome! everybody loved it, it did great and from what i heard, the movie sold a lot, which ain't nothing. but honestly, i don't see A&O 4 as the actual ending to the franchise. why stop the franchise here? we need at least one もっと見る movie for a real ending. so either the fifth movie's still being made, but they pushed back later this year, または they just don't wanna do it and cancelled it. i really hope it's pushed back and not cancelled.
I'm speaking for area here including other people. And to create a place where everyone can feel welcome for who they are and what they 愛 to express.

From what I can see, seems most members voted on that FanFiction suggestion poll. And I will write for him. If he minds this, I will do something about it.


The fight was pretty bad, and MojoOmegaWolf was really bad and hurtful: Calling him delusional, insulting the way he grew up, telling him that he doesn't care about others, commenting rude on people's works, encouraging people to do action against him, etc. That was wrong.
It's not just him....
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posted by shadow-omega
It was a damp morning from the rain last night. Kate and Kyle had got up early and decided to go hunting for some breakfast. They were searching when they came across a very big caribou. Probably the biggest they've ever seen. They stared at it but then ducked into the bushes.

"Okay I'll jump first for his neck if I get a hold of him, jump and try to knock him down." Kate explained.

"Okay I got it." Kyle replied ready to pounce.

Kate was ready to make her 移動する she waited for the perfect time to get the right attack. Finally, she pounced at the caribou and she was able to grab the neck of the caribou....
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posted by AlphaClub
BTW, before this 記事 starts, I wanted to say that I will be using OCs of me and Rocko... Rocko gave me permission to use his OC, so, dude, hope あなた enjoy this! :)


It was night, and everyone except the alpha guards were sleeping. My friend, Rocko, was on the east side of the camp, and I was on the western side. The north and south sides were protected によって lage cliffs, towering above the camp, keeping our ホーム safe.

It was all but light, although the pale moonlight illuminated the trees, and the wind made their leaves sway in the night, creating soft, quiet, swishing sounds, giving 音楽 to...
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posted by shadow-omega
Lilly's POV

Humphrey stood there アナと雪の女王 in place. He couldn't believe that was his best friend that was a girl. He just stood there staring at her for about 5 分 straight.

"What, あなた don't recognize your girlfriends sister" I 発言しました in a seducing voice.

"Lilly... What happened to your fur?" "How did it change from white to black?" Humphrey asked a little scared of her now. "And why did あなた kill Garth"

"I'm pretty sure あなた have many 質問 for me on why I did what I did and how I changed to black." "Well here's how it went...

Flashback

"When I was first born I wasn't born with white hair. I...
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