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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over によって the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* もっと見る like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do あなた need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that あなた know this, I gotta let あなた go *kills Con Mane*

A few days later the C.I.E found Con Mane dead in the warehouse.

P: Bring him back to life!
Doctor: We can't. It's past 24 hours.
S: Well, at least he died on the JOB.
Moneybit: Yeah, *cries*
P: What happened that got あなた into this Con?

Fillies & Gentlecolts I present to あなた the 5th installment of Con Mane called...

You'll Only Live Twice

Starring

Doughnut Joe...........................Con Mane
Rarity........................................Rareesa
Discord.........................Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.......................................P
Spike...............................................S
Lyra Heartstrings..........................Miss. Moneybit
British ponies..............................M.I.6
Korean ponies..............................bad guys

Cars provided によって

Chevronet
Equestrian Motor Works
Dodge
Canterlot
Horseche
& others that will be mentioned later.

The 次 日 in Canterlot

Moneybit: Welcome back Mr. Mane.
Con: Thank あなた Moneybit. I better be もっと見る careful, cause I'll only live twice.
Moneybit: I hear ya.
P: Glad to see you're still alive 0007.
Con: Oh yes. Even though I died I'm on another life.
P: You're second. Now listen, I need あなた to go to England, and help M.I.6 stop someone from creating W.M.D's.
Con: What kind are we dealing with?
P: First it was grenades, now it's rockets.
Con: How big?
P: Big enough to destroy Manehattan.
Con: Well we can't allow that. I'm on my way.
S: Con. Wait up.
Con: Why?
S: P assigned me to go with you.
Con: Alright. Let's go to england.

So Con, and S along with his crew left for England.

Con: Where's the ポニー were meeting?
S: She should be over there.
Rareesa: Hello.
Con: Oh hey. Muffins are Derpy's お気に入り food.
Rareesa: Yes, but I don't know what they are.
Con: Now what do あなた know about the ポニー that's creating all those W.M.D's?
Rareesa: Nothing, except for that he's not a pony.
S: We must get going now. Where's your car?
Rareesa: It's that car over there *points at sports car*
Con: Sweet! I'm driving.

After 17 分 of driving a sports car, Con arrived at a house.

S: Thanks for making us take the bus!
Con: My pleasure.
workers: Hello.
M.I.6 leader: Hello lads, what are あなた doing here?
Con: We're here to help あなた stop whoevers making all those W.M.D missiles.
M.I.6 leader: I also believe あなた have something for us.
S: Yes we do. Ok あなた guys, set up Little Mily.
M.I.6 leader: I'm quite curious Mr. ehh..?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
M.I.6 leader: Oh right. I'm quite curious Mr. Mane, what is Little Mily?
Con: Oh she's a wonderful mare. Very small, quite fast, and can do anything. Just your type.
workers: *finish work*
M.I.6 leader: A toy helicopter?
S: No, it's not a toy. You'll see. Con, would あなた care to demonstrate?
Con: Sure. *climbs into helicopter*
S: あなた push this rotor, and it starts the chopper *pushes motor*
Con: *flies away*
Rareesa: Wow
Con: S! I see korean choppers heading toward me!
korean pony66: *shoot missiles*
Con: *blows up missiles*
S: *shoots pilot*
Korean pony42: We have a ポニー down!
Con: *shoots other pilot*

The C.I.E won, but they still had to find where the Weapons of Mass Destruction were being built.

When Con got back from flying Little Mily, M.I.6 found the building where the W.M.D's were being manufactured.

Rareesa: It's at the 宇宙 station?
Con: Looks like we might be going to where Luna was for 1,000 years.
S: We're not going to the moon Con.
Con: Well lets just stop these ponies now!

So they left, in Rareesa's EMW & with some pegasi carrying the others.

Rareesa: Here we are.
Con: Let's do this. *grabs MP5*

Con, and M.I.6 stormed into the 宇宙 station killing some ponies that got in there way.

S: *grabs pen*
Con: あなた gonna blow someone up?
S: Pens don't always explode *shoots tranquilizer*
korean pony72: Aaahh!
korean pony55: *shoots at Rareesa*
Con: I got this *kills korean pony55*
S: We need to get on that spaceship!
Con: Let me handle it *teleports his team onto ship*
S: Good.
M.I.6 leader: Now everypony get into a spacesuit.
korean pony21: Freeze!
korean pony33: Hold on, isn't that?
??: Con Mane. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Staverald Discord. They told me あなた were assassinated in Beijing.
Con: Yes, this is my 秒 life.
Discord: You'll only live twice Mr. Mane.
Con: Yeah, only. *shoots safety valve*
korean pony21: What did he do? *shoots Con*
Con: *uses magical shield*
M.I.6 leader: Looks like we're not going into space.
S: Quick, into the escape pods!
Discord: *launches them all* Nice try, until then Goodbye Mr. Mane. *leaves*
Con: Teleportation?
S: Now!

Luckily before the spaceship exploded, Con got everyone off.

M.I.6 leader: Good work Mr. Mane.
Con: Thanks, but what about Discord?
M.I.6 leader: We'll worry about him later, but first we have another assignment for あなた to help us with.

And what might that be? Is it...

A. Killing Discord
B. Finding a モル, ほくろ in M.I.6
C. Preventing a mad ポニー from launching もっと見る missiles
D. Buying お茶, 紅茶 for Rareesa

















If あなた guessed C preventing somepony from launching もっと見る missiles あなた are correct.

Con: So where is he?
M.I.6 leader: At the warehouse where あなた were killed.
Con: Oh great.
M.I.6 leader: Relax, with some practice you'll get ready.

M.I.6 was going to train Con with some karate.

Con: What exactly do I need to do this for?
M.I.6: Many koreans are experts in karate. Learning this will help あなた get the upper hoof.
Con: Well then lets do this.

So Con practiced with the other ポニー until..

british pony53: Ambush! It's the Koreans!
M.I.6 leader: What? Let's go Con, I'll have to teach あなた もっと見る karate later.
korean pony98: Keep firing *kills 53rd british pony*
M.I.6 leader: We have a ポニー down! Send reinforcements!
Con: *kills two koreans*
korean pony40: We need もっと見る reinforcements!
korean leader: Sorry, we cannot send anymore ponies out there.
korean pony40: Shit! Retreat!
Con: *kills もっと見る ponies*
M.I.6 leader: Easy! They're retreating.
Con: Alright. How about we practice もっと見る karate?

The two ponies soon got back to where they were practicing karate.

M.I.6 leader: *throws kick*
Con: *grabs leg & breaks it*
M.I.6 leader: Bloody hell, あなた learn fast.
Con: Want me to fix that?
M.I.6 leader: No, I think your ready.
Con: Excellent.
M.I.6 leader: Now all あなた need to do is travel back to time after your death, and get back your first life.
Con: That's all?
M.I.6 leader: It isn't as easy as it sounds.
Con: Well if I can only live twice, I wanna keep both forever.
M.I.6 leader: What if あなた die from being too old?
Con: I get my 秒 life, and I come back as a foal. Good bye sir *time travels*

So let's see how this goes

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* もっと見る like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do あなた need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that あなた know this, I gotta let あなた go. *shoots gun*
Con: あなた missed loser. It's not just grenades your making.
korean leader: Correct. We're also making missiles. Not only that, but we're launching the ones that belong to Germany & Mexico, making it look like they waged war against each other.
Con: Not if I can help it. *shoots korean leader*
korean leader: I'm hit, need backup now!

5 ponies then arrived at the scene.

Con: *kills all 5*
korean leader: *hits Con*
Con: *runs into warehouse*
korean leader: *follows*
Con: (Where are the missiles being launched)
korean leader: *grabs grenade*
Con: *shoots grenade*
korean leader: *blows up*
korean pony82: Stop! Hooves up.
Con: *hits pony* where are the missiles being launched?
korean pony82: *shoots Con's hoof*
Con: *pushes ポニー over ledge*
korean pony82: I'm still alive!
Con: Then tell me where the missiles are being launched!
korean pony82: On a boat. It should be in the docks.
Con: Thanks.

0007 then went toward the ボート that would be launching the missiles.

korean pony96: We have an intruder!
Discord: Let him on, let him on.
Con: *pushes ポニー off boat*
Discord: Now kill him.
korean pony96: *grabs knife* Banzai!!
Con: *shoots pony* Wrong part of asia.
Discord: Welcome Mr. Mane.
Con: Hello Discord. So you're trying to get Germany into war with Mexico.
Discord: Yes, precisely. Not only that, but I'll be launchcing my own.
Con: What for?
Discord: To destroy all of China so that Korea can have it.
Con: Not on my watch *hits Discord with clock* または on your clock.
Discord: It's not mine *grabs gun*
Con: *shoots it* Don't launch the missiles & I'll let あなた live.
Discord: I have to. *goes for button*
Con: *kills Discord* Finally! *time travels back to present*

None of the missiles were launched, but Con may deal with the same enemy in his 次 adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service

The End
Now, final bosses are the final challenge of the game, between あなた and the completion of the game. And, of course, they are always the greatest moment of the game. So, with that, I want to tell あなた all my お気に入り boss fights in games. But, the obvious rules. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Also, this 一覧 contains MASSIVE Spoilers, so, あなた have been warned. So, with that, here we go.

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Bowser


#10: Bowser from Super Mario 64 - What better way to start off the 一覧 then with the first final boss I have ever fought in a game. Sure, he may not be so well, によって todays...
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posted by FrostyBlazer
Bowser: bwahaha!

Zalgo: what is he laughing about?

Mewtwo: about something stupid i'm sure...

Bowser: our villain meeting is now in session!

Robotnik: woo!

All: ...

Robotnik: awkward...

Bowser: moving on...

Zalgo: please do!

Bowser: first order of business, we must gather all the villains to over power the heros!

Mewtwo: but wouldn't they team up also?

All: ._.

Bowser: fuc*

Me: yep... they are lemons

All: shut-up!

Me: :D

*SpongeBob reference FTW*
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任天堂
Song: link

S.B: *Playing guitar*
Sean: Sounds like he keeps getting better and better.
Tim: I'll say.
Derek: He looks exactly like Johnny Lightning.
Mark: Maybe it is Johnny Lightning.
Lewis: And I am the host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Welcome everyone, here's our lineup tonight.

8 PM - Now

Sean Meets The PPG - TV-G
Trainz - TV-PG

8:30 PM

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina アニメ - TV-MA
Johnny Lightning - TV-PG

Lewis: Let's get cracking.

Sean is driving his Chrysler 300 with Blossom

Blossom: So, why are we leaving the school? Are あなた done for the day?
Sean: Not quite. There's one もっと見る class I have to...
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Song: link

Hawkeye: I'm taking the special!
Gordon: No! I am!
Hawkeye: I am!
Thomas: Neither of あなた are. *Passes between them pulling five hopper cars* I am.
Tom: Hey, there's another Tom here.
Master Sword: His name is Thomas.
Tom: Close enough. Now get ready for our skit.
Orion: *Walks onto a stage*
Audience: *Cheering*
Orion: Welcome everyone to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, also known as S.S.S.S for short. My name is Orion Stardust, and I'm hosting this week. First up, we got

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Orion: Followed によって

Adventures Of Thomas & フレンズ - Rated...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that 愛 cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal 通り, ストリート racers, または cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when あなた go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if あなた take a look at the map, あなた will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are 火災, 火 departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, 人気 for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Narrator: Gather around children, and and I’ll tell あなた a tale
Child: Why are we here
Narrator: Because I ain’t getting paid によって the 時 just to sit around with my dick in my hand. Now, this is based on a true story
Child: But あなた 発言しました it was a tale
Narrator: Don’t 質問 my rhyming. Now, it all started in Colorado
Child: Is it South Park
Narrator: No, now shut up. Now, this is the story of of Wind and how he was less of a dick on Christmas

Wind: (Lying his head on the desk, as クリスマス 音楽 plays on the P.A.)
Cody: Hey, faggy Claus. I learned that one from a movie
Wind: (Sits his head up,...
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あなた know, after the fucking disaster that was the live action Attack on Titan movie, I thought about what was some of the worst Japanese movie adaptions from an アニメ and game. It was honestly kind of hard. I decided to look at games, since they seem to be fucked up very easily によって everyone. First, there was the live action Phoenix Wright movie…. and it was surprisingly good. And trust me, I’ll talk about that movie some other time. So, I decided to take a look at a movie that took place two years after the Phoenix Wright movie. It is a movie based on the famous RPG Maker game Ao Oni…....
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Remember in my review of I Won't Leave あなた when I 発言しました that there is a story that has no respect in it. Well, that story would be Ihsoy.
So, this is a Mario クリーピーパスタ about a cursed Mario game. Fan-fucking-tastic. Anyway, the story starts with a guy going to a Gamestop and buying the game that has a bad marker 書く on it. The store does know those are signs of a bootleg game, right.
Anyway, he pays this on his 3DS, and the game starts with Mario getting killed によって Yoshi.... Well, that escalated quickly. Then, Mario comes back to life and kills Yoshi.... and this goes on and on and on. It...
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Hello everyone, and today, instead of a simple video game list. Well, now, here is a 上, ページのトップへ ten アニメ shows. Now, I always loved アニメ ever since I was a little kid, and it is still lovable today. So, what are my most お気に入り animes of all time. Well, let me tell you

10: Bobobobo Bobobo - My god, this 表示する is アニメ is freaking hilarious. It is about a man named Bobobobo Bobobo, but it's Bobobo for short, who uses his hair fighting technique to fight off the evil tyrant Czar Baldy Bald IV and his plans to make everyone bald. This 表示する is just so crazy and so funny at the same time. If あなた want...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.

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Stallion 55: *Standing によって his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not.

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Julia: *Chasing a ポニー driving a black Jaguar in the night*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 次 to her*...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Announcer 1: Hello everyone, and welcome to another game of High school Baseball. I’m Dave Davidson
Announcer 2: And I’m John Johnson
Dave: And we got a real good game for あなた all today. It’s the Trenton Democrats against their rivals, the, and I can’t believe this is the team name, オックスフォード Fascist Fuckers
John: That’s right, Dave. And it looks like the Fascist Fuckers who are gonna get fucked
Dave: Kinda like your ex-wife
John: Very true. Now, lets look at the best players. For the Trenton Democrats, we have Little Ray, with a height of over 7’5
Dave: I still don’t get why they...
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So remember back in the good ol days of the 90s and early 2000s where playing video games made あなた a violence loving psychopath? Well if that’s the case, then I think I should be a doctor now cause I have done so much surgery in Trauma Team. And to note, I have not played any of the Trauma Center games. This is the only one I have played.
Back when I was in need of some Wii games and only had Brawl on my list, one of the games I had gotten was Trauma Team, a game I and according to the sales, no one has heard of. The game has six different kinds of characters, all with their own kinds...
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Master Sword: *Watching the opening credits of Airplane!*
Sean The Hedgehog: *Walks in* あなた know we're starting soon, right?
Master Sword: What??! I thought we had tonight off!!
Sean The Hedgehog: That was last week. Let's go.
Orion: *Refueling a diesel with Percy, and Jeff*
Mily: *Blows her whistle as she passes by* I'm in another cameo! *Giggles*
Orion: She seems cheerful for someone that made a 4 秒 appearance.
Rainbow Dash: *Lands 次 to Orion* It's your お気に入り pegasus, 虹 Dash, from The Adventures of 虹 Dash. I'm hosting tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday...
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#10: Sim Ghosts from The Sims

Now, death is real hard for anyone. Whether it’s a loved one that...
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#10: Violence from Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Atari - Now, I’m sure all of あなた horror ファン out there have seen または at least heard of the 1974 horror movie classic Texas Chainsaw Massacre. So, it’s no doubt that a game...
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