あなた know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a 一覧 of the 上, ページのトップへ ten best. So, the rules for this 一覧 are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that 発言しました and done, let us start the list
#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair
Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean… this piece of clothing a very revealing, don’t あなた think? Oh well, Princess Daphne is a princess tuck in a bubble that awaits a knight (That knight being 短剣, ダーク, ディルク the Daring) to save her from the dragon so she could marry him. First off, how did she get kidnapped, and secondly, she’s in a bubble. Just pop the damn thing. So, あなた may be thinking, if she is kinda useless, why is she on the 一覧 at all. And to you, I say Don Bluth. Yep, the same man that brought us Secret of Nimh and Land Before Time brought us incredibly revealing blonde useless princess. And if that reason isn’t good enough for あなた people, than…. revealing dress for all the perverts out there. That’s it, that’s my reason. 次 entry
#9: Princess Plump from Fat Princess
God, this game is so mean, that even the タイトル hates the princess. But for someone who eats so much cake, she probably doesn’t care anymore how fat she gets. Princess Plump is a princess who is always in need of getting back to her castle, and あなた need to get her there. However, that’s easier 発言しました than done, as Princess Plump will always go out of her way to go and devour whatever cake she can find along the way. With each piece of cake she eats, she gets fatter and fatter, as well as heavier, making it slower for her to get back to her castle. And if あなた think that’s bad, wait until あなた have to fight off swarms of enemies badly wanting to steal her. It’s bad enough あなた got to defend a walking piece of Inflation characters that looks like it was taken from DeviantArt, but now あなた gotta fight off enemies. Oh well, at least she was okay in プレイステーション All Stars…. I think… I don’t know, I never played it. Also, Princess Plump is voiced によって Tara Strong… Best damn character of all time instantly.
#8: Princess from Braid (SPOILERS)
Though she doesn’t have a name, she has a lot to do with the story. Throughout the game, あなた are told that the Princess was taken によって an evil monster, and that Tim says that “he has done something terrible”, so, throughout the game, あなた solve dozens of puzzles in hopes of saving the Princess. At the end of the game, あなた finally do find the Princess, and あなた follow her, who makes it seem as though あなた are working with her to help solve puzzles and traps in order to escape. However, this entire scene was only played in reverse. When it goes フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして in time, it shows the player that the entire time, the Princess was activating traps for Tim to stop him until she is saved from a knight, revealing that Tim was, in fact, the monster all along. That is some deep stuff. Then again, this is Braid we’re talking about
#7: Witch Princess from Harvest Moon
Goddamn it, it’s one of those tsundere princesses. Although she isn’t… AS BAD as some tsunderes, so there’s that. At the beginning of the game, the Witch Princess casts a spell on the Harvest Goddess, turning her into stone によって accident. Though she did, she still feels that it isn’t her fault. However, somehow, the protagonist of the game manages to get involved in her problems, and now has to help her fix it. Other than that, she will also gladly appreciate it if あなた do minor things, as she is a mischievous and rude girl. She likes it when あなた drop things on the ground, throw away food… give people poisonous mushrooms…. and kill your pets… Well, this got freaking dark. However, あなた are also able to actually marry the Witch Princess like any other girl in this game…. just give her 10,000 gifts in total… I wish I was kidding
#6: Princess 桃, ピーチ from Super Mario Bros.
Yes, I know she’s iconic and in the most 人気 video game franchise ever, but 人気 isn’t always good. Hitler’s popular, but is he good? No. (Did I really compare a 任天堂 princess to a fascist dictator?) The reason she is not in the 上, ページのトップへ five is because all she does in the main series is get kidnapped… Again…. and again…. and again…. and every single 日 until she dies. Occasionally she drives a car and knocks a テニス ball around… but that’s about it… UNTIL LATER! Soon, 桃, ピーチ became very useful in games like Super Paper Mario, where she tried to intimidate Francis after he steal Tippi. And in her own spin-off game, Super Princess Peach, a game where both Mario and Luigi are kidnapped, 桃, ピーチ goes to save them… with hormones. I could make a period joke, but that would be pushing the PG-13 limits. Princess Peach. Useless in the main series, but awesome in the spin-offs.
#5: Ashe from Final ファンタジー XII
Oh boy, here we go with the controversy. Ashe was once a princess of Dalmasca, before she left after the ridicule she had received from the people. Now, she wishes to restore her family name for her people. Though not the best character in Final ファンタジー XII, she is still tolerable. She is a fierce and proud young girl, loyal to her team. However, she still manages to be rather childish at times, as she does have some memories of her childhood. And unlike most royal members, she tries to avoid such things, as she believes that she will be corrupted によって such things and turn her away from her pure hearted self, which honestly makes her such a wonderful character. Yeah, I know, she is no Balthier, my personal お気に入り FFXIII character, but, hey, at least she isn’t Vaan (Oh, damn. That was a worse burn than the Great 火災, 火 of Rome).
#4: Kitana from Mortal Kombat
Finally. A princess who can take care of herself. Kitana is over a 10,000 years old, but that is considered young in the realm of Edenia. I’d hate to see how many years あなた have to be to be considered an old man. Anyway, she is the stepfather of Shao Kahn, who soon became her enemy, as she did what she could to save the realm of Edenia, even making a small army in Outworld. Oh, and she had some 愛 interest with Liu Kang, I don’t know. I only saw that happen in Mortal Kombat 9, and I 質問 why a princess would 愛 whiny Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat 9. Kitana usually fights with battle fans, which are covered with blades she uses によって either swinging, throwing, または creating gusts of winds to immobilize her enemies, just to name a few tactics. Also, she was used to created Melinna, which is known for those… goddamn terrifying pair of teeth. And this is why we never make clones of any character. Because あなた make…. THAT!
#3: Sun Lian from Jade Empire (SPOILERS)
Oh, another princess who can take care of herself. We’re on a role. Sun Lian is not like your typical princess (Obviously). She is actually Silk Fox, the woman in the black vail あなた met before in the game. Silk 狐, フォックス is seen as a mysterious young and beautiful woman who seems to be able to fight as good as あなた do, and nearly does try to kill あなた after she mistakes あなた for an attack on your ホーム town. After あなた beat her, she does apologize and does what she can to help you, によって helping あなた find Master Li, and get あなた a flyer to get across the world easier. She is also one of the best fighters in the game, allowing for a lot of perfect combos and help in battles. And the craziest part is that あなた can actually 日付 her. In this game, as a guy, あなた can 日付 two girls. Your childhood friend, Dawn Star, または Sun Lian. Or, if you're a real pervert, あなた can have, as the Wiki describes, a menage a trois… I wish I made that up. That’s actually in the game
#2: Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda
あなた all knew she’d be on this list. あなた all knew that this is my お気に入り franchise. Zelda is easily the best 任天堂 princess. Better than anything Mario can produce. Zelda is a peaceful and pure hearted princess, who believes in the protection and care for Hyrule and it’s people, which is easier 発言しました than done, seeing as how it is the ホーム to evil green skinned wizards, evil masks, a giant sea monster, a masked… thing, and a black guy with flaming hair. She is also able to take care of herself もっと見る than any 任天堂 princess can. She can either be a ninja named Sheik who can teach Link different songs and hide from Ganondorf for seven years, または she can be a young pirate captain who bosses around men double her size. She can be giant knight who fights foes for Link, または just be herself and kick 尻, お尻 that way. It doesn’t matter which version of Zelda it is. She is amazing in any version
#1: Princess Nadia/Marle from Chrono Trigger (SPOILERS)
If I couldn’t choose Zelda, than I would just have to choose someone who was just as awesome, if not even もっと見る awesome. Princess Nadia goes によって the name Marle in order to hide her true name from everyone so she can just be a normal girl living her usual life. As a princess, her mother died when she was a little girl, and her father had become much もっと見る 苦い since her death. This soon sparked some problems between Marle and her father, soon leading to the King rejecting her as his daughter and Marle down right despising him, which this is only shown in Marle’s side quest. Though Marle may have problems with her father, she still believes in helping him, and trying to make him happy again. And not only is she helpful towards her father, she is a really good party member to have. Sure, her physical attacks aren’t too good, but her magic attacks are incredible, and her healing is definitely nothing to scoff at either. And I easily prefer Marle’s side mission over anyone else's. Yes, moreover Robo’s, moreover Magus’s, moreover the damn tree, which I thought was the best until I played through this one. It is just that incredible, and so is Marle.
Well, there あなた have it. Did あなた enjoy the list? Tell me what あなた thought of it. With that said, I will see あなた all 次 time.
#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair
Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean… this piece of clothing a very revealing, don’t あなた think? Oh well, Princess Daphne is a princess tuck in a bubble that awaits a knight (That knight being 短剣, ダーク, ディルク the Daring) to save her from the dragon so she could marry him. First off, how did she get kidnapped, and secondly, she’s in a bubble. Just pop the damn thing. So, あなた may be thinking, if she is kinda useless, why is she on the 一覧 at all. And to you, I say Don Bluth. Yep, the same man that brought us Secret of Nimh and Land Before Time brought us incredibly revealing blonde useless princess. And if that reason isn’t good enough for あなた people, than…. revealing dress for all the perverts out there. That’s it, that’s my reason. 次 entry
#9: Princess Plump from Fat Princess
God, this game is so mean, that even the タイトル hates the princess. But for someone who eats so much cake, she probably doesn’t care anymore how fat she gets. Princess Plump is a princess who is always in need of getting back to her castle, and あなた need to get her there. However, that’s easier 発言しました than done, as Princess Plump will always go out of her way to go and devour whatever cake she can find along the way. With each piece of cake she eats, she gets fatter and fatter, as well as heavier, making it slower for her to get back to her castle. And if あなた think that’s bad, wait until あなた have to fight off swarms of enemies badly wanting to steal her. It’s bad enough あなた got to defend a walking piece of Inflation characters that looks like it was taken from DeviantArt, but now あなた gotta fight off enemies. Oh well, at least she was okay in プレイステーション All Stars…. I think… I don’t know, I never played it. Also, Princess Plump is voiced によって Tara Strong… Best damn character of all time instantly.
#8: Princess from Braid (SPOILERS)
Though she doesn’t have a name, she has a lot to do with the story. Throughout the game, あなた are told that the Princess was taken によって an evil monster, and that Tim says that “he has done something terrible”, so, throughout the game, あなた solve dozens of puzzles in hopes of saving the Princess. At the end of the game, あなた finally do find the Princess, and あなた follow her, who makes it seem as though あなた are working with her to help solve puzzles and traps in order to escape. However, this entire scene was only played in reverse. When it goes フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして in time, it shows the player that the entire time, the Princess was activating traps for Tim to stop him until she is saved from a knight, revealing that Tim was, in fact, the monster all along. That is some deep stuff. Then again, this is Braid we’re talking about
#7: Witch Princess from Harvest Moon
Goddamn it, it’s one of those tsundere princesses. Although she isn’t… AS BAD as some tsunderes, so there’s that. At the beginning of the game, the Witch Princess casts a spell on the Harvest Goddess, turning her into stone によって accident. Though she did, she still feels that it isn’t her fault. However, somehow, the protagonist of the game manages to get involved in her problems, and now has to help her fix it. Other than that, she will also gladly appreciate it if あなた do minor things, as she is a mischievous and rude girl. She likes it when あなた drop things on the ground, throw away food… give people poisonous mushrooms…. and kill your pets… Well, this got freaking dark. However, あなた are also able to actually marry the Witch Princess like any other girl in this game…. just give her 10,000 gifts in total… I wish I was kidding
#6: Princess 桃, ピーチ from Super Mario Bros.
Yes, I know she’s iconic and in the most 人気 video game franchise ever, but 人気 isn’t always good. Hitler’s popular, but is he good? No. (Did I really compare a 任天堂 princess to a fascist dictator?) The reason she is not in the 上, ページのトップへ five is because all she does in the main series is get kidnapped… Again…. and again…. and again…. and every single 日 until she dies. Occasionally she drives a car and knocks a テニス ball around… but that’s about it… UNTIL LATER! Soon, 桃, ピーチ became very useful in games like Super Paper Mario, where she tried to intimidate Francis after he steal Tippi. And in her own spin-off game, Super Princess Peach, a game where both Mario and Luigi are kidnapped, 桃, ピーチ goes to save them… with hormones. I could make a period joke, but that would be pushing the PG-13 limits. Princess Peach. Useless in the main series, but awesome in the spin-offs.
#5: Ashe from Final ファンタジー XII
Oh boy, here we go with the controversy. Ashe was once a princess of Dalmasca, before she left after the ridicule she had received from the people. Now, she wishes to restore her family name for her people. Though not the best character in Final ファンタジー XII, she is still tolerable. She is a fierce and proud young girl, loyal to her team. However, she still manages to be rather childish at times, as she does have some memories of her childhood. And unlike most royal members, she tries to avoid such things, as she believes that she will be corrupted によって such things and turn her away from her pure hearted self, which honestly makes her such a wonderful character. Yeah, I know, she is no Balthier, my personal お気に入り FFXIII character, but, hey, at least she isn’t Vaan (Oh, damn. That was a worse burn than the Great 火災, 火 of Rome).
#4: Kitana from Mortal Kombat
Finally. A princess who can take care of herself. Kitana is over a 10,000 years old, but that is considered young in the realm of Edenia. I’d hate to see how many years あなた have to be to be considered an old man. Anyway, she is the stepfather of Shao Kahn, who soon became her enemy, as she did what she could to save the realm of Edenia, even making a small army in Outworld. Oh, and she had some 愛 interest with Liu Kang, I don’t know. I only saw that happen in Mortal Kombat 9, and I 質問 why a princess would 愛 whiny Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat 9. Kitana usually fights with battle fans, which are covered with blades she uses によって either swinging, throwing, または creating gusts of winds to immobilize her enemies, just to name a few tactics. Also, she was used to created Melinna, which is known for those… goddamn terrifying pair of teeth. And this is why we never make clones of any character. Because あなた make…. THAT!
#3: Sun Lian from Jade Empire (SPOILERS)
Oh, another princess who can take care of herself. We’re on a role. Sun Lian is not like your typical princess (Obviously). She is actually Silk Fox, the woman in the black vail あなた met before in the game. Silk 狐, フォックス is seen as a mysterious young and beautiful woman who seems to be able to fight as good as あなた do, and nearly does try to kill あなた after she mistakes あなた for an attack on your ホーム town. After あなた beat her, she does apologize and does what she can to help you, によって helping あなた find Master Li, and get あなた a flyer to get across the world easier. She is also one of the best fighters in the game, allowing for a lot of perfect combos and help in battles. And the craziest part is that あなた can actually 日付 her. In this game, as a guy, あなた can 日付 two girls. Your childhood friend, Dawn Star, または Sun Lian. Or, if you're a real pervert, あなた can have, as the Wiki describes, a menage a trois… I wish I made that up. That’s actually in the game
#2: Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda
あなた all knew she’d be on this list. あなた all knew that this is my お気に入り franchise. Zelda is easily the best 任天堂 princess. Better than anything Mario can produce. Zelda is a peaceful and pure hearted princess, who believes in the protection and care for Hyrule and it’s people, which is easier 発言しました than done, seeing as how it is the ホーム to evil green skinned wizards, evil masks, a giant sea monster, a masked… thing, and a black guy with flaming hair. She is also able to take care of herself もっと見る than any 任天堂 princess can. She can either be a ninja named Sheik who can teach Link different songs and hide from Ganondorf for seven years, または she can be a young pirate captain who bosses around men double her size. She can be giant knight who fights foes for Link, または just be herself and kick 尻, お尻 that way. It doesn’t matter which version of Zelda it is. She is amazing in any version
#1: Princess Nadia/Marle from Chrono Trigger (SPOILERS)
If I couldn’t choose Zelda, than I would just have to choose someone who was just as awesome, if not even もっと見る awesome. Princess Nadia goes によって the name Marle in order to hide her true name from everyone so she can just be a normal girl living her usual life. As a princess, her mother died when she was a little girl, and her father had become much もっと見る 苦い since her death. This soon sparked some problems between Marle and her father, soon leading to the King rejecting her as his daughter and Marle down right despising him, which this is only shown in Marle’s side quest. Though Marle may have problems with her father, she still believes in helping him, and trying to make him happy again. And not only is she helpful towards her father, she is a really good party member to have. Sure, her physical attacks aren’t too good, but her magic attacks are incredible, and her healing is definitely nothing to scoff at either. And I easily prefer Marle’s side mission over anyone else's. Yes, moreover Robo’s, moreover Magus’s, moreover the damn tree, which I thought was the best until I played through this one. It is just that incredible, and so is Marle.
Well, there あなた have it. Did あなた enjoy the list? Tell me what あなた thought of it. With that said, I will see あなた all 次 time.
Now, guess what........... There is a クリーピーパスタ about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare あなた all for the stupidest thing あなた will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. あなた know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare あなた all for the stupidest thing あなた will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. あなた know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take