Van and Monkeys? What next? Van and Alicia Keys? Van and Car Keys?

Are you trying to prove "evolution"? Van looks more like a monkey than he does a worm. Does that prove anything? Is this what this is all about?

Van Morrison has never mentioned monkeys in his songs. Kinda creepy, ain't it? What's his point? I want to see a rock song about monkeys!! I demand it!!!

Throw BorgArrow a banana!

Interesting threadworm.

Is the forum where everyone tries to be clever? In that case E=mcXc

"CXc" means "c squared", does it? Interesting.

There is no evidence that Van Morrison is scared of Monkeys.

Richard Dawkins offers no hope of anything. Van has mentioned monkeys. On Keep it Simple (2008). Do you think he was responding to this forum? "no monkey don't stop no show" .

Time is an earth bound construct because it is only measured from earth's perspective. There is no time. Relax, we all die in the end then we see Jesus.

A vacuum blew up and created everything which just happened to be governed by thousands of scientific laws. Very scientific all that!

All this is silly speculation. A monkey is not a cousin. We don't know, either.

I'm still scratching my head and pulling up my trousers wondering what gives with this post. It's all kind of skew whiff, if you ask me.

Try another thread.

Was this supposed to be about The Monkees? That's a different fan club?
Tich.

Not sure if I can make a contribution here. Read all this in 38 seconds. Not kidding. Very fast. What have you ever done?