UCLA Reasons why UCLA is better than USC
Feel free to add your thoughts... I'll start with:
1) The UCLA campus is adjacent to Bel Air. The USC campus is adjacent to 14 crack houses and a chalk outline of some dude named Pooky.
2) UCLA students had to score higher than 200 on their SAT.
3) UCLA's mascot is not affiliated with a receptacle for semen.
4) I talked to Tommy Trojan yesterday and he was raving about buying All 4 One's greatest hits album. That's just sad.
5) John Wooden said so.