Robert Pattinson in "Sunday Herald Magazine"

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When I woke up, Jacob was 次 to me on the bed. I guessed that my parents had left.
He kissed me good morning. "How was your night?"
I frowned at him. "Cold."
He laughed, taking my hand to pull me up and off the bed. "Should we check on Alice? Make sure she didn't book us for a church in Barcelona?" I laughed. We had agreed to get married in the Cullens' house--it was definetly big enough--and the reception would be in the yard. "Let's go," I said.
Aunt Alice's room was in even worse shape than we had left...

This is Twilight in total reverse, made によって me and my friend.

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By: Fast Farms.
    Once upon a time, there was a very sparkly vampire, a very stupid boy, and also a very warm and fuzzy werewolf. They all live in this small town called Spoons. The stupid boys name was Mr. Bell. He was an 18 年 old regular human. He wasn’t anything special until Edwarda came along.
    “Ooooh あなた smell delicious!” cried Edwarda. She glared at Mr. Bell, because she was angry that he smelled so good. That made Mr. ベル scared. Mr. ベル hid behind his long, brown...