'New Moon' Calendar Pics

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean*

1) If あなた know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" によって Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him to make a law against disrespecting...

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Bella's pov


When we arrived back ホーム Edward was outside waiting for us too pull up. It was such an exciting ride ホーム with all that I had on my mind.

"So what did Charlie want." He asked.

"Well where is Leah frist before I say anything." I asked.

"I think she is inside eating ディナー with Seth. I think she got tired of definding for her self または unless she got tired of eatting like a dog." Edward said.

"Oh Seth is still here good. He will like this もっと見る than Leah will." So I walked in side to find Leah and Seth in the dinning...

Chapter 4-The Demise

I heard the front door creak open and then slam closed. “My ディナー had better be ready,” I heard the rough voice of my husband as he walked inside.

“Yes sir. It is,” I 発言しました pulling out his chair for him. Then sprinting to sit at the other end of the 表, テーブル before he could sit and yell at me more. We ate in silence then after dinner, much to my dismay he headed off to the bar with his 'drinking buddies'. I took this opportunity to clean the dishes and pray he didn't get too drunk.

A few hours later I was upstairs reading. The house was spotless and I couldn't think...

Chapter 1- That's Life

Columbus, Ohio
September, 1911

Thomas was running after me. He'd left Lily far behind him. It wasn't my fault I was faster than both of my best friends. He called after me. “Aw. Come on Esme! Give me a chance!! We all know you're the fastest. あなた don't need to rub it in!” I giggled.

“Yes. I am fastest. This is called Tag, Tom. The point is to run away as fast as あなた can,” I kept going at a pace faster than his. Once he was far enough behind, I began to scale the giant oak 木, ツリー that was convenient placed in my backyard.

“What are あなた doing Esme?” he asked panting...

Starts right after the end in BD,,,,

Bellas POV

Nessie twirled around in her ピンク tutu. She was 表示中 it of to Rosalie and Jacob, laughing while they clapped for her.
"She sure is good. Dont あなた think Bella?" Jacob asked me as he admirred Nessie, his eyes filled with light.
"Shes better than I was." Rosalie laughed and then Jacob joind in. They had learned how to get along, finally. They both knew that if they ever wanted to see Nessie, the other was sure to be there. Admiration came with its consicuences.
I stood up, leaving the three of them, to go look for Edward. I passed Jasper and Emmett...

Chapter 2: Zane Fletcher.
I was waiting in my car 読書 over some notes I made -it was just a cover as I waited for the girls- I put my head and saw Zane standing at my door. I got out and looked at his chalky beautiful pale face, he stared back the same way.
"Hi I'm Zane Fletcher" he 発言しました formally, his voice was so beautiful like an angel. I swayed on my feet but quickly snapped out of it.
"hi"
He smiled and quickly left back to his Saleen S7. I hopped in my car, fantasising as I stared into space.
When I got ホーム I layed on my ベッド and wondered off into my thoughts. I wanted to tell Zane that...

The 次 morning I woke up and it was a school day. I knew I couldnt miss another 日 of school just to avoid Michael. I hadnt talked to him または seen him since well あなた know. I know I can't live in my bedroom for my whole life. I got up and got ready for school. The hot シャワー felt so great. I stayed in there way to long cause when I got out I was running late to school. Lucky me Alice saw that I was running late so she pick an outfit out for me. She pick out some jeans and a cute blue シャツ and some heels but I knew I was going to fall in them, oh but they were so cute I wore them anyways....