Ok first of all this is not a twilight hate article. This is in response to one.Trust me I am a twilight addict.So if あなた are 読書 this and あなた have not read the link titled "Twilight sucks . . . and not in a good way" then あなた should go and read it.This will not make sense if あなた have not read that article(Which in itself does not make much sense).
Ok so , first of all this 記事 made me laugh , it is not because it was funny but because whoever wrote it is probable being beaten to death によって twilighters everywhere.So let me say this: "twilight sucks...and not in a good way"Sucks...and not in a good way!
First off , I would just like to tell , whoever あなた are, while your busying yourself with lying on your 75 年 old parents sofa watching spongebob that あなた should really get a life.
If all that あなた can do is hate on people that あなた are jealous of than あなた should really find somone もっと見る worthy of your critisism, to put it lightly.
I think that your parents would be a perfect example of somone like that , I mean , look what they created!
So now to the actual 記事 itself , Bella is clumsy . So what ,it is what makes her Bella.And when あなた say that stephanie writes in a sexist way because Edward helps Bella when she stumbles, So あなた are saying that it would be better for Edward to leave bella on the ground and walk away?Have edward be a jerk instead of a gentleman?Oh yes I'm sure the story would be so much better that way:(
And also about the sex , twilight ファン have been waiting for that for YEARS and SM did it the best she could.I mean What would あなた expect? Bella and Edward live happily ever after in their virgin vampire bodies ? what about jacob?without Renesmee their would be no happy ending for him.
And あなた say that edward should not be a ble to conceve children because all fluids in his body are venom?Two words:FICTIONAL NOVEL.The book is not real!So what ever あなた learned in school doesn't really matter!Since あなた are a Harry potter fan, do あなた care that there is no magical island with a wizard school in your geography corriculum?I don't think so!
So if あなた think that the twilight saga is so bad , why do あなた have to drag everyone else into your personal hate hole?People like twilight and if あなた don't than あなた are at a loss because only your fellow lesbian feminists may agree with you!
SO in conclusion to my 記事 I just want to say that if anyone else decides that they want to クロス over to the dark side of twilight reviews , I will be there to spoil their fun!