Bella is driving her brand new bullet/tank/bomb/vampire proof car.
Bella: OMC, like everyone is staring at me cuz I’m getting married! The shame, the shame!
ランダム Guys: Sweet car. Can we get a picture with it?
Bella (because this is in no way awkward at all): Sure
-Flashback-
Bella, Edward, and Charlie sit in the 白鳥, スワン living room.
Bella and Edward: Charlie, we have something to tell you!
Charlie (gasps): You’re pregnant.
Bella: Of course not, silly! That comes later on in the book.
Edward (hands wedding invitation): We’re getting married whether あなた like it または not!
Charlie (jumping up and down like a little kid): あなた get to tell Renee! あなた get to tell Renee!
-Different Flashback-
Bella: Hi, Mom. I was just calling to tell that I’m marrying Edward.
Renee: That is so exciting, sweetie. I’m just randomly going to change my callous view toward young marriages and suddenly be thrilled that my daughter is getting hitched right out of high school! Congratulations!
Bella: Thanks, Mommy! I knew you’d understand!
-end of Flashbacks-
Charlie: Ouch, Alice! OMC THE BLOOD!
Bella: OMC! Alice, did あなた just bite Charlie? Now I’m gonna have a vamp father!
Alice: Sorry about that, Charlie. (pulls pin out of Charlie’s side) Bella!! You’re next!
Bella: No! Don’t poke me with pins, too!
Alice: Bella, go to your happy place.
Bella closes her eyes and goes to her happy place, which happens to be on her honeymoon, and I’m gonna stop before this gets graphic.
-Night Before the Wedding-
Bella: I lurve あなた Edward!
Edward: I lurve あなた more!
Bella: No, I do!
Edward: No, I do!
Emmett: Get your little vampire butt out here so あなた can go to your bachelor party.
Jasper: Don’t worry, Bella, we aren’t taking him to a strip club または anything (laughs evilly.) (SURE YOU’RE NOT)
Bella falls asleep and has ランダム dreams about demon vamp babies.
-Wedding Day-
Alice: Hurry, Bella! We have to get あなた ready! We only have ten hours until the wedding!!
Alice straps Bella down and applies countless coats of makeup.
Rosalie: I just decided to randomly be nice! Bella, can I do your hair?
Bella: Sure! Your now my お気に入り sister!
Renee and Esme 表示する up (now best friends) and give Bella ランダム gifts and blah blah blah.
Charlie: Bells, we’re up to bat.
Bella and Charlie walk down the steps (Bella manages not trip a single time –gasp- sign of the apocalypse!) Bella and Edward exchange their vows and then キッス (for quite awhile)
-At the reception-
Bella: Yay! I’m glad the 狼男 came, but where is my Jacob?
Edward: Hey, I thought あなた loved me.
Bella: But I 愛 Jacob, too. Remember the complicated 愛 三角形 the 作者 has been creating during these past few books?
Edward: Ohh, yeaaahh!
Jacob: (suddenly appears)
Bella: OMC! You’re here!
Bella and Jacob dance for like ten songs.
Bella: Guess what, Jake? When Edward and I go on our honeymoon (and I will still be human BTW), we’re gonna have sex!
Jacob: Noooooo!
Other werewolf dudes drag him away before he can make a scene.
-Later that night-
Edward and Bella get on a plane. They fly Houston.
Bella: OMC! We’re honeymooning in Texas! Sweet!
Edward: Nope! Just a stop!
They go on another plane and then a ボート ride and end up at some ランダム island.
Bella: Cool, we’re honeymooning at some ランダム nameless island in the middle of nowhere!
Edward: It’s not nameless. It’s called Isle Esme! Carlisle gave it to Esme as a present.
Bella: OMC! Carlisle bought Esme an island? (mumbles something about crazy rich vamps)
Edward: Let’s go skinny dipping! (runs off toward ocean)
Bella: Yay! Wait, doesn’t skinny dipping mean swimming completely naked? Oh well (run off toward ocean)
Bella and Edward are skinny dipping and doing what honeymooners do best
-Next morning-
Edward: I’m a terrible person!
Bella (wakes up): Why…wait. Why am I covered in feathers?
Edward: Oh, I bit a 枕 または two.
Bella: Um, why?
Edward: Because they taste yumm—I mean, so I didn’t accidentally hurt you.
Bella: Too late for that! Look at these terrible bruises!
Edward and Bella argue for a good ten もっと見る pages.
Edward: I’ll go make あなた breakfast!
Bella: Make it big! I’m STARVING!
Over the 次 few days, Bella and Edward scuba dive, swim with dolphins, rock climb, etc. Bella is exhausted and eats all the food. Then she has funny vamp dreams.
Bella: OMC!
Edward: What is it?
Bella: My period is five days late and my stomach has a slight but definite bump! I’m preggers!
Edward (gasp): But how? Don’t worry, Bella! Carlisle and I will get that thing out of you!
Bella: Oh he nudged me…wait! What did あなた say??
Bella steals Edward’s phone and dials.
Bella: Rosalieeeeee!!
Emmett: Um, no, this is Emmett, but I’ll get Rose.
Bella: Rosalieeeeeeeeeeee!!
Rosalie: Um, ok…..
Bella: I’m preggers! But Edward wants to kill our demon vamp child! あなた HAVE to help me!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Bella: OMC, like everyone is staring at me cuz I’m getting married! The shame, the shame!
ランダム Guys: Sweet car. Can we get a picture with it?
Bella (because this is in no way awkward at all): Sure
-Flashback-
Bella, Edward, and Charlie sit in the 白鳥, スワン living room.
Bella and Edward: Charlie, we have something to tell you!
Charlie (gasps): You’re pregnant.
Bella: Of course not, silly! That comes later on in the book.
Edward (hands wedding invitation): We’re getting married whether あなた like it または not!
Charlie (jumping up and down like a little kid): あなた get to tell Renee! あなた get to tell Renee!
-Different Flashback-
Bella: Hi, Mom. I was just calling to tell that I’m marrying Edward.
Renee: That is so exciting, sweetie. I’m just randomly going to change my callous view toward young marriages and suddenly be thrilled that my daughter is getting hitched right out of high school! Congratulations!
Bella: Thanks, Mommy! I knew you’d understand!
-end of Flashbacks-
Charlie: Ouch, Alice! OMC THE BLOOD!
Bella: OMC! Alice, did あなた just bite Charlie? Now I’m gonna have a vamp father!
Alice: Sorry about that, Charlie. (pulls pin out of Charlie’s side) Bella!! You’re next!
Bella: No! Don’t poke me with pins, too!
Alice: Bella, go to your happy place.
Bella closes her eyes and goes to her happy place, which happens to be on her honeymoon, and I’m gonna stop before this gets graphic.
-Night Before the Wedding-
Bella: I lurve あなた Edward!
Edward: I lurve あなた more!
Bella: No, I do!
Edward: No, I do!
Emmett: Get your little vampire butt out here so あなた can go to your bachelor party.
Jasper: Don’t worry, Bella, we aren’t taking him to a strip club または anything (laughs evilly.) (SURE YOU’RE NOT)
Bella falls asleep and has ランダム dreams about demon vamp babies.
-Wedding Day-
Alice: Hurry, Bella! We have to get あなた ready! We only have ten hours until the wedding!!
Alice straps Bella down and applies countless coats of makeup.
Rosalie: I just decided to randomly be nice! Bella, can I do your hair?
Bella: Sure! Your now my お気に入り sister!
Renee and Esme 表示する up (now best friends) and give Bella ランダム gifts and blah blah blah.
Charlie: Bells, we’re up to bat.
Bella and Charlie walk down the steps (Bella manages not trip a single time –gasp- sign of the apocalypse!) Bella and Edward exchange their vows and then キッス (for quite awhile)
-At the reception-
Bella: Yay! I’m glad the 狼男 came, but where is my Jacob?
Edward: Hey, I thought あなた loved me.
Bella: But I 愛 Jacob, too. Remember the complicated 愛 三角形 the 作者 has been creating during these past few books?
Edward: Ohh, yeaaahh!
Jacob: (suddenly appears)
Bella: OMC! You’re here!
Bella and Jacob dance for like ten songs.
Bella: Guess what, Jake? When Edward and I go on our honeymoon (and I will still be human BTW), we’re gonna have sex!
Jacob: Noooooo!
Other werewolf dudes drag him away before he can make a scene.
-Later that night-
Edward and Bella get on a plane. They fly Houston.
Bella: OMC! We’re honeymooning in Texas! Sweet!
Edward: Nope! Just a stop!
They go on another plane and then a ボート ride and end up at some ランダム island.
Bella: Cool, we’re honeymooning at some ランダム nameless island in the middle of nowhere!
Edward: It’s not nameless. It’s called Isle Esme! Carlisle gave it to Esme as a present.
Bella: OMC! Carlisle bought Esme an island? (mumbles something about crazy rich vamps)
Edward: Let’s go skinny dipping! (runs off toward ocean)
Bella: Yay! Wait, doesn’t skinny dipping mean swimming completely naked? Oh well (run off toward ocean)
Bella and Edward are skinny dipping and doing what honeymooners do best
-Next morning-
Edward: I’m a terrible person!
Bella (wakes up): Why…wait. Why am I covered in feathers?
Edward: Oh, I bit a 枕 または two.
Bella: Um, why?
Edward: Because they taste yumm—I mean, so I didn’t accidentally hurt you.
Bella: Too late for that! Look at these terrible bruises!
Edward and Bella argue for a good ten もっと見る pages.
Edward: I’ll go make あなた breakfast!
Bella: Make it big! I’m STARVING!
Over the 次 few days, Bella and Edward scuba dive, swim with dolphins, rock climb, etc. Bella is exhausted and eats all the food. Then she has funny vamp dreams.
Bella: OMC!
Edward: What is it?
Bella: My period is five days late and my stomach has a slight but definite bump! I’m preggers!
Edward (gasp): But how? Don’t worry, Bella! Carlisle and I will get that thing out of you!
Bella: Oh he nudged me…wait! What did あなた say??
Bella steals Edward’s phone and dials.
Bella: Rosalieeeeee!!
Emmett: Um, no, this is Emmett, but I’ll get Rose.
Bella: Rosalieeeeeeeeeeee!!
Rosalie: Um, ok…..
Bella: I’m preggers! But Edward wants to kill our demon vamp child! あなた HAVE to help me!
TO BE CONTINUED...
