For some, it's true...
Chapter 2: The Opera House
Emmett's POV
I am very excited!!! Jasper had the best idea!!! We're taking the girls to The Opera House! Edward didn't want to, but we forced him to. He's so weak...Ooops. He can hear my mind...
"Emmett," he growled sharply.
"Sorry, bro. No hard feelings...Right?," I 発言しました nervously.
"Ugghrggghhh, あなた are sooo very intellectually infected with dementia," Edward complained.
What the hell does that even mean??? I'm confused. I've gotta remember to look up dementia online. And intellectually...He's right. I am kinda stupid. Ooops. Edward snickered at that thought...Oh well. Time to go.
~AT THE OPERA HOUSE, 5 HOURS LATER~
Opera is boring. Wait, they're picking two people to sing a duet!!!
"Okay, let us see...How about, the giant beefy one, and the tall skinny one in the 3rd row," a foriegn lady 発言しました in a strong accent. Wait, isn't that...Jasper and me??? YES!!! It is!!! I am scrambling up the stairs...Ouch. I fell on my butt. ヴァンパイア can trip? Wierd...Time for the duet!!! Wait, it just dawned on me...I'm 歌う with JASPER??? Oh God...
Suddenly, I burst out singing: "OwwwAwwOwhhwwahhhWaaaAhhhhhWahhhh," with lots of feeling, I thought!!! Jasper goes, "AwwwwwwwOwwwwwwWahhhhhhhAhhhhAwwww," very loudly and off-key. The audience is silent for a 分 (slow humans), and suddenly, they burst out laughing!!! Ugghhhh. I'm leaving. Rose and everyone else follow me out. Oh well, maybe I'llout live it. Someday...
This is Edward and Renesmee...So cute!!!
Rose
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie 発言しました Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” によって The Police. When she asks why the hell あなた did it, say that she reminds あなた of Roxanne.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie 発言しました Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” によって The Police. When she asks why the hell あなた did it, say that she reminds あなた of Roxanne.
Hello Everyone! I'm bringing another story that I'm 書く called Bedroom Confessions! I'm posting the link, hoping あなた will take a look at it. This story is for mature audiences only as it contains violence and murder. 9 chapters & 487 reviews!
Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
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Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If あなた like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope あなた enjoy it!
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With Eclipse on the horizon it would be fun to share our お気に入り Eclipse quotes. 名言・格言 should be left as コメント and with a page number so we can all see them in context. So what is your お気に入り line in Eclipse?
I 愛 it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."
I 愛 it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."
