1. Keeping sending her letters telling her あなた hate her, but say they are from Masaya.
2. Every ten minutes, キッス her so she turns into a kitty!
3. Whenever あなた see her in mew form, shield your eyes and turn away, yelling "Ahhhhh! The pink, it burns, IT BURNS!" Make sure あなた do it every single time she's transformed.
4. Cover Mint in catnip just before Ichigo enters the room. Film what happens.
5. Use the film from number 4 to blackmail her into キス Kisshu.
6. When she arrives at work late, and あなた can see that she's been in a rush to try and get there on time, tell her that its Saturday. It...

Verse 1
Ichigo: Let's eat some strawberries...
Mint: With parfait, cakes, and ご飯, 米 cakes
You'll be happy if あなた eat them all
Lettuce: または a bunch of other fruits...
Pudding: Kiwis, sweeties, and peaches
I really like fruit!
Mint: または cold ice cream
Lettuce: Put it in the freezer to harden
Top it with sauce later
Pudding: I like all of these...
Ichigo: I'm a little irresolute
But that's OK, because I'm cute!
Zakuro: Just being very sweet...
Lettuce: Would leave something...
Mint & Lettuce: ..to be desired~
Ichigo: Put on your お気に入り topping
If あなた don't have it, then go shopping
wait for it nyaa~
It
Mint:...