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posted by schnoodle11

Comrads of The サラダ Children, the Chefy Three are patrol the universe fearlessly. This is the tale of how they came to be

The PAT

Once upon a time, there was a meteor that came hurdling from the sky. It was really big. A person named Juju who was very curious and odd went over to investigate. She brushed the dust off the meteor and it had 書く on it that 発言しました PAT. Suddenly, the meteor exploded and revealed A GIANT ROBOT THINGY! It 発言しました in a robotic tone, "I am P-A-T. I have come from the planet Eating to harvest the fine ingredients from this planet and serve them to my higher-ups." Juju...

Meet Alex: A script

posted by schnoodle11

(The サラダ Children are in their headquarters. They are being waited on hand and foot be their slaves, Paul and Dexter.)

Ramona: Dorkster! もっと見る pizza! NOW!

Dexter: But I'm massaging her feet.

Ramona: I DON'T CARE!

Dexter: Aren't あなた guys supposed to like salad?

The サラダ Children: Sometimes.

Amy: Hey, guys, do あなた ever think we need もっと見る people? Like, not slaves, または one of us, bot sorta like a subordinate?

Ashley: agdffsjajejdshshahejajejdjfhriy

Darcy: Gosh, Ashley, stop that!

Amanda: Paul, get me another soda!

Amy: C'mon, guys, we don't even have ガー yet. We need someone to help.

Ashley: The Salad...

The サラダ Tales Prolouge

posted by schnoodle11

(ok, this prolige is REALLY dramatic. You'll know who the person who's telling this story is soon enough. This person's not gonna tell the whole story, and different POVs are gonna be in the story. In case you're confused, this is supposed to be in the MIDDLE of the actual story, so I guess that this doesn't really count as a prolouge. Oh, well.)

I turned and looked at her. Her サラダ fork was held high above my head. "I hope you're happy, Amy," I 発言しました to her. Tears welled in her eyes. "Shut up!" she yelled, "It's your fault this all happened! Thanks to you, I'll never see my team mates again!"...

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サラダ CHILDREN UNITE!

posted by boomerlover

One time about 3 hours ago, there were five girls who were obsessed with salad. Thus Schnoodle11, DaisyLove, PowerPossible, BoomerLoverFan, and BoomerLover go around, fighting the spoiled and evil 食 that make あなた sick.

Schnoodle11 being the leader, leads the team into 食 fights and being the healthy treat.

Er, there goes Ashley and the seizure-AJKLSDFKASFJKSGJKGHSAESJKJKL- again. BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Er, and the ma lazah thing too.

When the サラダ children unite, they become a サラダ and shoots レタス and tomatoes in a fiery pace. We hold the power, the strength, and the ranch dressing, and leaves, become a powerful bunch of gooey, yummy, and healthy greens!!

サラダ CHILDREN UNITE!!!!!!!

I'm a Salad Child!

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added by boomerlover

Source: Me, took a while