Five of These oneshots are based on the picture below. The fifth one is my all time fave!
"CheifShipping" is the タイトル of the ItsukixHaruhi coupling.
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NUFF SAID.

1. He Hurt Me
I'm gonna kill him.
For her.
What's wrong with him?
Dammit, Prez, get a life!
It was eitheir the computer, または she'd tell everyone he tried to rape Asahina-san.
He needs to get over himself.
Him and his goddamn club.
Her eyes are closed, tears are pouring down her face.
"He-he called me a-oh, Koizumi-kun, it was terrible!" She choked on her own tears.
I was so mad that day.
I wanted to take that godamn...

The sun flitted through the clubroom window as Kyon and I played Shogi.Gin and Envy talked about the Soul Society または something like that.Nagato is reading.Asahina is making tea.Everything was normal."HELLO PPPLS!"Haruhi exclaimed as she walked throuh the door.
"Hi Haruhi..."Envy 発言しました suddenly wincing from some sort of pain.
"Whats up with her?"I asked ジン nervously hoping she didn't get sick または anything.
"Shes been like this all morning."Came his quick reply.
"Ichimaru,Koizumi stop whispering!"Haruhi snapped at us.
"But we're concerned.At least I am."I answered her unstated question.
"About...

After the retreat the Ichimaru's offered to drive me ホーム in thier sweet black Ferarri Enzo.I declined によって saying I brought my bike."Alright we'll be seeing あなた then."Envy 発言しました with a rare smile.
As i rode my bike ホーム I noticed that I was 読書 thier minds and realizing just now that'Wow.'feeling that had overcome Envy when ジン made his big rule speech.Does he never really talk または something?Nagato was anoyingly humming 'Through the 火災, 火 and the Flames' the whole time at the retreat.Still I liked the fact that Miss Suzumiya was happy and mine.
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"Ahhhh,Home"I...

"FEWF!"Envy and I 発言しました as we both plopped down on the bed.
"Sorry about the meeting darling"Envy romanticly
proclaimed as she pushed her body close to mine.
"Its ok."I 発言しました as I slowly got closer to her too.
"Really?"She sighed as she held my face close to hers.
"Really."I replied before I kissed her.She seemed to be enjoying this and a lot happier so I continued with that kind of stuff.
"Ummm..."She 発言しました as I embraced her body and continued with the touching.
"I cant do this right now" She 発言しました nevously as a shudder filled her body.
"So?"I 発言しました as she suddenly felt really wierd in my arms.
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