10 ways to annoy the Volturi
1. Hum the Darth Vader theme when ever they enter a room.
2. Dye all the black robes happy Colors（色） (pink, baby blue, ect...)
3. When they are on a mission sing the バットマン theme song
4. Buy them moisturizers for thier really weird looking skin.
5. When they say something like "Why me?" casually answer "Because you're damned and God hates you"
6. Make a movie about Marcus entitled "The 3000 年 old virgin"
7. Make a movie about them in the style of a discovery channel documentary, ie: this is the vampire in thier natural habitat.... oh they spotted me...... and they don't look to happy.....
8. Shoot things at Caius when ever he tries to speak.
9. Lock Caius in a room of angry Bella fans
10. When Aro attempts to touch あなた yell "Mind rape! Mind rape!"
1. Hum the Darth Vader theme when ever they enter a room.
2. Dye all the black robes happy Colors（色） (pink, baby blue, ect...)
3. When they are on a mission sing the バットマン theme song
4. Buy them moisturizers for thier really weird looking skin.
5. When they say something like "Why me?" casually answer "Because you're damned and God hates you"
6. Make a movie about Marcus entitled "The 3000 年 old virgin"
7. Make a movie about them in the style of a discovery channel documentary, ie: this is the vampire in thier natural habitat.... oh they spotted me...... and they don't look to happy.....
8. Shoot things at Caius when ever he tries to speak.
9. Lock Caius in a room of angry Bella fans
10. When Aro attempts to touch あなた yell "Mind rape! Mind rape!"
