Now hold on a minute, not all of these are mine, some I randomly heard them and some are mine. Anyway, I hope あなた guys like them. ;]
I 投稿されました this 記事 on the ランダム spot too so I 発言しました why not post it here, after all this is the right place. Hope あなた like it. Thanks for reading. ;)
"Why, do あなた find me irresistible?"
"No, I just dress better than you"
"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"
"I 愛 the 秒 grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.
NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and あなた actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."
Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
または just say, "Well, I guess you'd be the one to know."
I'd just say "Whoaaa. I know あなた have fantasies but keep them to yourself."
"why, あなた interested"? :) :)
That's not what your mom 発言しました last night.
'And...? This concerns あなた because...?'
Gay is not an offensive thing to be called. SO I would take it もっと見る as a statement than an offense.
At least I'm not a homophobe.
Well honey, I guess あなた would know better than anyone would since あなた were biting the 枕 last night.”
What tipped あなた off, my great sense of style, biting wit または was it your GAYDAR honey?
"I'm not even going to acknowledge your stupidity and close mindedness.' and walk away. It's not worth getting into a pissing match over. Pick your battles.
"It takes one to know one" always worked well for me.
It belittles the homophobe within his own warped value-system, without belittling you. It's rather childish of course, and is not of course 100% literally true, but although I haven't actually used it in 30-odd years (not having been called gay for a while), I've often had cause to reflect on its essential wisdom. Many gay-bashers are hiding, I believe, something of a ピンク streak within themselves.
Must admit the best reply I ever heard was to a real bit brute of a fella and he was totally shocked.
The big fella 発言しました "Oi are あなた bent"
Quick reply was " Why have あなた got a crooked cock"
That was the end of that.
"Is that a statement または a come-on?"
YES I am HAPPY have あなた got a problem with that?
"I wear glasses as well. Just in case あなた didn't notice."
"Usually when one accuses another of being homosexual, it is simply to cover up their own fears and insecurities and thoughts about being homosexual themselves".
o0o0o0o baby あなた would know, then blow a キッス at them.
"And why exactly would あなた want to know...?"
Then turn and walk casually away.
Don't even play their silly little game によって trying to make a "Comeback".
"Does the term get a life mean anything to you?"
または there's always the classic- give him a pitying look and walk away.
No, I'm ecstatic!!!, say it with a massive grin on your face.
"Yea, so blow me"
"ooof, あなた find me cute, don't あなた ;)"
Just say, If あなた don't tell anyone that I have a wooden penis then I wont tell anyone that あなた have splinters in your mouth.
Thanks. And I'm an adult too."
And walk away.
Why bother staying near idiots like this?
''And you're cute!''
Don't forget a 'menacing smile' yo...
Don't hate Me because あなた aren't me!
And you're what? Sad?
Well, if あなた AREN'T gay または bi, and the person who's asking is the same sex あなた are, try, "If you're looking for a date, you're going to have to look somewhere else; I can't help you."
または -- "I don't know what あなた need, but you're not going to find it here."
または -- "What's bugging you? Something to hide? あなた pulling a Larry Craig on us?"
Larry Craig is the conservative Republican "pro-family" U.S. Senator from Idaho who has been hateful to gay people to try to cover up that he, himself, has sex with strange men in public washrooms (despite having a female spouse back home.)
あなた want to avoid 回答 that insult gay people. あなた want an answer that insults または at least deflects the person who is starting the anti-gay attack on you.
I deleted it, it was duplicate.
What kind of "cable" do あなた get. It looks like あなた have DSL.
Well, I prefer to be known as jolly または happy, but I appreciate あなた wanting to include me in your social group.
In my case, "No, only halfway." :)
Are あなた dropping hints .. and if あなた are .. sorry you're not my type .. that's what I'll say .. lol .. こんにちは not that I'm gay ..
あなた weren't complaining last night!
"I', sorry if I misled you. I prefer the opposite sex so I would not be a fun date, but we can still be friends."
あなた only say that because I turned down your boyfriend.
At least I know the difference between “you're” and “your”.
あなた may want to say so are many other people and that is not very nice! It is your choice what あなた want to be in your own ways! Many people are gay but that does not bother most people and it doesn't bother me!
And you're point is.....
I'm sorry I know あなた want me to be a homosexual so we can hook up but I'm really not gay so it just wouldn't work between us.
"Is there a problem with being happy?" (using gay as a derogative term, as I sense that this is..is nothing もっと見る than ignorance and tells a lot about the person saying it) Don't worry be gay!
"I thought we were going to keep this quiet until we're both ready to come out".
.. And あなた find me attractive?
'Say'no I'm not gay, but こんにちは but あなた don't need to take my word for it just ask your mom.
You're straight. Thanks for the observation.
'thank god, I didn't think あなた felt the same, come here lover!"
In fact I am gay. if you're intention is to insult me at least put some thought into it.
I may be happy (gay)but ,not desperate enough to want to go out with you....
Want my number?
Best comeback for guys when another guy says you're gay just look at him and point to you're Penis and when he looks just say who's gay now? and walk away.
If this is high-school- first, is there anything about that statement that hits closer to ホーム than あなた would like? If there is, deal with this immediately, and then bite the bullet-
say yes.
whatever any foul idiot with no imagination calls you, say yes. After あなた agree with them, there is nothing もっと見る they can do. Turn it around, and throw it back in their face. I was tormented through high-school, middle-school, elementary school- あなた name it. Ugly, a lesbian, a witch, whatever. Say yes. They stopped calling me everything after I agreed with them. When they called me a lesbian, I put the two fingered V up to my mouth and flicked my tongue, and the guys taunting me flipped out and ran away- no joke. These tormentors will not stop immediately, because they're testing you, but hold firm. When あなた do not react, they can not hurt you.
How about "if あなた have a problem with that, then あなた are the one with the problem"
Pucker up and say " Your place または mine?"
Like Jerry Seinfeld 発言しました "not that there is anything wrong with that"
'So is your face!'
Please note that the fir st reply doesn't work if the person is your brother または sister...
Seriously, though. If someone calls あなた gay with a genuine intention to hurt あなた based on your sexuality, let them. Tell them they're right, または wrong as the case may be. A person that crude and insensitive doesn't deserve your attention.
"Your mother (if you're a girl) didn't seem to mind."
"Your father (if you're a boy) didn't seem to mind."
あなた say "yes I do find myself to be a very happy person." または say "that's not my name at all, あなた should really try to keep your names/faces in order."
Gay has many different meanings and is also a name.
How about "Hey, ducky, you're the one whose dating me."
"Not without ディナー and a movie first!"
Why? Are あなた looking for a date?
I'm sorry, but I just don't like あなた like that. Sorry things didn't turn out for you.
"I never noticed before but あなた have a great butt, honey" *blow kiss/wink and walk off*
"But I thought あなた liked it last night" *pout*
"No, but your girlfriend/mom/sister sure does 愛 anal!"
Damn Skippy! Now dip me チョコレート and throw me to the lesbians!
Haha!
Bend over and lets find out :P
あなた better believe it baby, now turn around and I'll 表示する あなた how it's done.
"would あなた please excuse me, and walk away".
Well if the other person is of the same sex as you, あなた can always say something like " Just because I am hot does not mean I am yours!"
LOL...This has happened to me...Another female told everyone I was a lesbian. I confronted her...She of course played it up for her friends, and as she was walking away, I grabbed her and kissed her. Am I a lesbian? No. Did she ever say anything about me again? No. Muahahaha
OH darling, that coming from someone who gave me a good blow job last night.
Oh am I? Tell me about it.
I know あなた are but what am I? (I always find that so lame it just cracks me up)
"I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is!"
If they don't like it tell the straighties to stop making gay babies.
Why! I didn't know あなた were gay? ..You're not?...Then why are あなた giving me a physical appraisal?
Jack: "Hello, are あなた Gay?"
Gay: "Yes Jack, Nice to meet you"
And you're about as straight as a circle.
So is your Dad, look how あなた turned out.
For a kid: "They say gays have the best gaydar!" (or equivalent "takes one to know one")
表示中 あなた don't care ("I support gay people" "What, are あなた GAY?" "Um, yeah, because the fact I've just stuck up for gays means I'd be reeeeeeeeally insulted if a bigot thought I was one.")
If you're an adult, though? Seriously, who gives two shits? It's not an insult, and when people mean it as an insult it's just a quick way for あなた to find out they're not worth your time.
Yeah.... In your wet dreams .
Isn't it weird how we can always recognize another gay?
With a deadpan expression, and a flat toneless voice -
"gosh that really is a killer insult...."
followed によって a big yawn.
Would it significantly raise your IQ if I was?
At least when I look into a mirror, I don't break it!
Are あなた free Saturday night?
If it's a girl:
"Sorry to disappoint."
in general:
"You're right! I AM a happy person!"
"Did あなた find that in a trash can? It kinda stinks..."
"YOU'D wanna know."
"Sorry, bud. Not interested."
"is that your face, または did your neck throw up on you?"
"If あなた were looking in the mirror, I'd say the same."
Why'd あなた say that, are あなた fantasizing about me again?
"Only in your wildest dreams"
"AWW! 芝居 a whittle tough just cause あなた can't have me?
"Get your pants off and we'll test that theory"
"Only for you, sexy!"
"your mom/dad sure found out"-OH によって the way is he/she free this Saturday night?
"your mother/father tells me that all the time"
"I know that あなた are jealous but do try to understand sweetie that I am just not attracted to bitches/dickheads so go find another girl/guy to have a crush on" and if he/she says he/she doesn't have a crush on あなた say "that's funny あなた are giving me all this attention and not on the guys/girls why is that"
または "I am not the one that's oppressing about it do あなた have something あなた want to tell us" and if he/she says that he/she is not oppressing about being a gay then say "hey I am not the one who has 発言しました the word gay "x" times there's nothing wrong with あなた being sexually attracted to women/men"
あなた know what? I would absolutely 愛 to see life from your point of view, but I simply can't seem to stick my head THAT far up my ass.
Is that an offer?
I know that's your sexual fantasy.
Give them a condescending look and say "Well, yeah, that's why I don't have time for small-minded fuckwits like yourself."
Yeah, Gay like a Fox!!
How about "no shit?!" :) congratulations あなた aren't so stupid after all.
Okay, these are a lot, well I was bored. :]
I 投稿されました this 記事 on the ランダム spot too so I 発言しました why not post it here, after all this is the right place. Hope あなた like it. Thanks for reading. ;)
"Why, do あなた find me irresistible?"
"No, I just dress better than you"
"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"
"I 愛 the 秒 grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.
NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and あなた actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."
Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
または just say, "Well, I guess you'd be the one to know."
I'd just say "Whoaaa. I know あなた have fantasies but keep them to yourself."
"why, あなた interested"? :) :)
That's not what your mom 発言しました last night.
'And...? This concerns あなた because...?'
Gay is not an offensive thing to be called. SO I would take it もっと見る as a statement than an offense.
At least I'm not a homophobe.
Well honey, I guess あなた would know better than anyone would since あなた were biting the 枕 last night.”
What tipped あなた off, my great sense of style, biting wit または was it your GAYDAR honey?
"I'm not even going to acknowledge your stupidity and close mindedness.' and walk away. It's not worth getting into a pissing match over. Pick your battles.
"It takes one to know one" always worked well for me.
It belittles the homophobe within his own warped value-system, without belittling you. It's rather childish of course, and is not of course 100% literally true, but although I haven't actually used it in 30-odd years (not having been called gay for a while), I've often had cause to reflect on its essential wisdom. Many gay-bashers are hiding, I believe, something of a ピンク streak within themselves.
Must admit the best reply I ever heard was to a real bit brute of a fella and he was totally shocked.
The big fella 発言しました "Oi are あなた bent"
Quick reply was " Why have あなた got a crooked cock"
That was the end of that.
"Is that a statement または a come-on?"
YES I am HAPPY have あなた got a problem with that?
"I wear glasses as well. Just in case あなた didn't notice."
"Usually when one accuses another of being homosexual, it is simply to cover up their own fears and insecurities and thoughts about being homosexual themselves".
o0o0o0o baby あなた would know, then blow a キッス at them.
"And why exactly would あなた want to know...?"
Then turn and walk casually away.
Don't even play their silly little game によって trying to make a "Comeback".
"Does the term get a life mean anything to you?"
または there's always the classic- give him a pitying look and walk away.
No, I'm ecstatic!!!, say it with a massive grin on your face.
"Yea, so blow me"
"ooof, あなた find me cute, don't あなた ;)"
Just say, If あなた don't tell anyone that I have a wooden penis then I wont tell anyone that あなた have splinters in your mouth.
Thanks. And I'm an adult too."
And walk away.
Why bother staying near idiots like this?
''And you're cute!''
Don't forget a 'menacing smile' yo...
Don't hate Me because あなた aren't me!
And you're what? Sad?
Well, if あなた AREN'T gay または bi, and the person who's asking is the same sex あなた are, try, "If you're looking for a date, you're going to have to look somewhere else; I can't help you."
または -- "I don't know what あなた need, but you're not going to find it here."
または -- "What's bugging you? Something to hide? あなた pulling a Larry Craig on us?"
Larry Craig is the conservative Republican "pro-family" U.S. Senator from Idaho who has been hateful to gay people to try to cover up that he, himself, has sex with strange men in public washrooms (despite having a female spouse back home.)
あなた want to avoid 回答 that insult gay people. あなた want an answer that insults または at least deflects the person who is starting the anti-gay attack on you.
I deleted it, it was duplicate.
What kind of "cable" do あなた get. It looks like あなた have DSL.
Well, I prefer to be known as jolly または happy, but I appreciate あなた wanting to include me in your social group.
In my case, "No, only halfway." :)
Are あなた dropping hints .. and if あなた are .. sorry you're not my type .. that's what I'll say .. lol .. こんにちは not that I'm gay ..
あなた weren't complaining last night!
"I', sorry if I misled you. I prefer the opposite sex so I would not be a fun date, but we can still be friends."
あなた only say that because I turned down your boyfriend.
At least I know the difference between “you're” and “your”.
あなた may want to say so are many other people and that is not very nice! It is your choice what あなた want to be in your own ways! Many people are gay but that does not bother most people and it doesn't bother me!
And you're point is.....
I'm sorry I know あなた want me to be a homosexual so we can hook up but I'm really not gay so it just wouldn't work between us.
"Is there a problem with being happy?" (using gay as a derogative term, as I sense that this is..is nothing もっと見る than ignorance and tells a lot about the person saying it) Don't worry be gay!
"I thought we were going to keep this quiet until we're both ready to come out".
.. And あなた find me attractive?
'Say'no I'm not gay, but こんにちは but あなた don't need to take my word for it just ask your mom.
You're straight. Thanks for the observation.
'thank god, I didn't think あなた felt the same, come here lover!"
In fact I am gay. if you're intention is to insult me at least put some thought into it.
I may be happy (gay)but ,not desperate enough to want to go out with you....
Want my number?
Best comeback for guys when another guy says you're gay just look at him and point to you're Penis and when he looks just say who's gay now? and walk away.
If this is high-school- first, is there anything about that statement that hits closer to ホーム than あなた would like? If there is, deal with this immediately, and then bite the bullet-
say yes.
whatever any foul idiot with no imagination calls you, say yes. After あなた agree with them, there is nothing もっと見る they can do. Turn it around, and throw it back in their face. I was tormented through high-school, middle-school, elementary school- あなた name it. Ugly, a lesbian, a witch, whatever. Say yes. They stopped calling me everything after I agreed with them. When they called me a lesbian, I put the two fingered V up to my mouth and flicked my tongue, and the guys taunting me flipped out and ran away- no joke. These tormentors will not stop immediately, because they're testing you, but hold firm. When あなた do not react, they can not hurt you.
How about "if あなた have a problem with that, then あなた are the one with the problem"
Pucker up and say " Your place または mine?"
Like Jerry Seinfeld 発言しました "not that there is anything wrong with that"
'So is your face!'
Please note that the fir st reply doesn't work if the person is your brother または sister...
Seriously, though. If someone calls あなた gay with a genuine intention to hurt あなた based on your sexuality, let them. Tell them they're right, または wrong as the case may be. A person that crude and insensitive doesn't deserve your attention.
"Your mother (if you're a girl) didn't seem to mind."
"Your father (if you're a boy) didn't seem to mind."
あなた say "yes I do find myself to be a very happy person." または say "that's not my name at all, あなた should really try to keep your names/faces in order."
Gay has many different meanings and is also a name.
How about "Hey, ducky, you're the one whose dating me."
"Not without ディナー and a movie first!"
Why? Are あなた looking for a date?
I'm sorry, but I just don't like あなた like that. Sorry things didn't turn out for you.
"I never noticed before but あなた have a great butt, honey" *blow kiss/wink and walk off*
"But I thought あなた liked it last night" *pout*
"No, but your girlfriend/mom/sister sure does 愛 anal!"
Damn Skippy! Now dip me チョコレート and throw me to the lesbians!
Haha!
Bend over and lets find out :P
あなた better believe it baby, now turn around and I'll 表示する あなた how it's done.
"would あなた please excuse me, and walk away".
Well if the other person is of the same sex as you, あなた can always say something like " Just because I am hot does not mean I am yours!"
LOL...This has happened to me...Another female told everyone I was a lesbian. I confronted her...She of course played it up for her friends, and as she was walking away, I grabbed her and kissed her. Am I a lesbian? No. Did she ever say anything about me again? No. Muahahaha
OH darling, that coming from someone who gave me a good blow job last night.
Oh am I? Tell me about it.
I know あなた are but what am I? (I always find that so lame it just cracks me up)
"I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is!"
If they don't like it tell the straighties to stop making gay babies.
Why! I didn't know あなた were gay? ..You're not?...Then why are あなた giving me a physical appraisal?
Jack: "Hello, are あなた Gay?"
Gay: "Yes Jack, Nice to meet you"
And you're about as straight as a circle.
So is your Dad, look how あなた turned out.
For a kid: "They say gays have the best gaydar!" (or equivalent "takes one to know one")
表示中 あなた don't care ("I support gay people" "What, are あなた GAY?" "Um, yeah, because the fact I've just stuck up for gays means I'd be reeeeeeeeally insulted if a bigot thought I was one.")
If you're an adult, though? Seriously, who gives two shits? It's not an insult, and when people mean it as an insult it's just a quick way for あなた to find out they're not worth your time.
Yeah.... In your wet dreams .
Isn't it weird how we can always recognize another gay?
With a deadpan expression, and a flat toneless voice -
"gosh that really is a killer insult...."
followed によって a big yawn.
Would it significantly raise your IQ if I was?
At least when I look into a mirror, I don't break it!
Are あなた free Saturday night?
If it's a girl:
"Sorry to disappoint."
in general:
"You're right! I AM a happy person!"
"Did あなた find that in a trash can? It kinda stinks..."
"YOU'D wanna know."
"Sorry, bud. Not interested."
"is that your face, または did your neck throw up on you?"
"If あなた were looking in the mirror, I'd say the same."
Why'd あなた say that, are あなた fantasizing about me again?
"Only in your wildest dreams"
"AWW! 芝居 a whittle tough just cause あなた can't have me?
"Get your pants off and we'll test that theory"
"Only for you, sexy!"
"your mom/dad sure found out"-OH によって the way is he/she free this Saturday night?
"your mother/father tells me that all the time"
"I know that あなた are jealous but do try to understand sweetie that I am just not attracted to bitches/dickheads so go find another girl/guy to have a crush on" and if he/she says he/she doesn't have a crush on あなた say "that's funny あなた are giving me all this attention and not on the guys/girls why is that"
または "I am not the one that's oppressing about it do あなた have something あなた want to tell us" and if he/she says that he/she is not oppressing about being a gay then say "hey I am not the one who has 発言しました the word gay "x" times there's nothing wrong with あなた being sexually attracted to women/men"
あなた know what? I would absolutely 愛 to see life from your point of view, but I simply can't seem to stick my head THAT far up my ass.
Is that an offer?
I know that's your sexual fantasy.
Give them a condescending look and say "Well, yeah, that's why I don't have time for small-minded fuckwits like yourself."
Yeah, Gay like a Fox!!
How about "no shit?!" :) congratulations あなた aren't so stupid after all.
Okay, these are a lot, well I was bored. :]
