Dear Summer,
I've had about enough of you.
July 2016 was Earth's hottest 月 ever recorded. あなた heard me. Ever. Was that really necessary?
I really need to 移動する on, Summer, and I'd like あなた to do the same. Don't drag it out. Let's just get on with it.
You're just not doing it for me anymore. These hundred degree days are just too much. My skin burns at the thought of you. I dread having to go outside, because I know あなた and your evil little buddy The Sun are there and ready to burn me. (Tell that jerk he's up past his bedtime.) I shouldn't have to apply sunscreen for a 5 分 trip to the store, Summer.
I'm ready to 移動する on to winter. At this point, I'm even prepared to skip the fall stage. I'm just not a summer person, Summer. I can't do this anymore. I have wants. I have needs.
I want to reunite with my お気に入り hoodie, and wear it so often that people will wonder if it has fused to my skin.
I want to wear my warm, fuzzy, fleece pajamas again.
I want to be bake and be grateful for the heat, instead of buying pre-made 食 to avoid turning the house into a sauna in hell.
I want winter food. Do あなた know what it's like to crave スープ when it's a hundred and five degrees out? Do you?!
I want to take a hot シャワー with steam so thick, I can't find the shampoo bottle.
I want the rush of a last 分 trip to the grocery store and standing in a crowded line right before a snowstorm. Everyone bundled up and dripping with melted snow and clutching loaves of パン and gallons of ミルク they probably don't really need.
I want to get snowed in. But just for a 日 または two. I'm not a complete hermit. Yet.
I want to lie in ベッド in warm pajamas with a good book and not worry about having to go anywhere.
I want to hear kids playing in the snow and having the time of their lives. Just kidding. Pipe down, あなた little maggots.
I want to take snow pictures. Snow falling. Snow covering my car. Snow plows building a ウォール at the end of my driveway, which prevent anyone from visiting. No unexpected visitors on snow days!
によって the time February rolls around and the novelty of snow has worn off and I'm tired of aching from the cold, I will start to lie on the ソファー, ソファ and watch summer movies. This is when I will think of you.
Don't get too excited. あなた and I both know I'll miss あなた when you're gone. It happens every year. When I get あなた back, I'll be happy. For like a week. For that one happy week, things are great. And then your temperature starts rising. And rising. And rising.
We'll always have the memories, Summer. I'll even be happy when あなた return 次 year. But right now, it'S FREAKING HOT AND OH MY GOD あなた NEED TO CHILL.
I've had about enough of you.
July 2016 was Earth's hottest 月 ever recorded. あなた heard me. Ever. Was that really necessary?
I really need to 移動する on, Summer, and I'd like あなた to do the same. Don't drag it out. Let's just get on with it.
You're just not doing it for me anymore. These hundred degree days are just too much. My skin burns at the thought of you. I dread having to go outside, because I know あなた and your evil little buddy The Sun are there and ready to burn me. (Tell that jerk he's up past his bedtime.) I shouldn't have to apply sunscreen for a 5 分 trip to the store, Summer.
I'm ready to 移動する on to winter. At this point, I'm even prepared to skip the fall stage. I'm just not a summer person, Summer. I can't do this anymore. I have wants. I have needs.
I want to reunite with my お気に入り hoodie, and wear it so often that people will wonder if it has fused to my skin.
I want to wear my warm, fuzzy, fleece pajamas again.
I want to be bake and be grateful for the heat, instead of buying pre-made 食 to avoid turning the house into a sauna in hell.
I want winter food. Do あなた know what it's like to crave スープ when it's a hundred and five degrees out? Do you?!
I want to take a hot シャワー with steam so thick, I can't find the shampoo bottle.
I want the rush of a last 分 trip to the grocery store and standing in a crowded line right before a snowstorm. Everyone bundled up and dripping with melted snow and clutching loaves of パン and gallons of ミルク they probably don't really need.
I want to get snowed in. But just for a 日 または two. I'm not a complete hermit. Yet.
I want to lie in ベッド in warm pajamas with a good book and not worry about having to go anywhere.
I want to hear kids playing in the snow and having the time of their lives. Just kidding. Pipe down, あなた little maggots.
I want to take snow pictures. Snow falling. Snow covering my car. Snow plows building a ウォール at the end of my driveway, which prevent anyone from visiting. No unexpected visitors on snow days!
によって the time February rolls around and the novelty of snow has worn off and I'm tired of aching from the cold, I will start to lie on the ソファー, ソファ and watch summer movies. This is when I will think of you.
Don't get too excited. あなた and I both know I'll miss あなた when you're gone. It happens every year. When I get あなた back, I'll be happy. For like a week. For that one happy week, things are great. And then your temperature starts rising. And rising. And rising.
We'll always have the memories, Summer. I'll even be happy when あなた return 次 year. But right now, it'S FREAKING HOT AND OH MY GOD あなた NEED TO CHILL.
I like the fact that あなた can be outside in the evening, and it's not too cold. I like it in the middle of the summer, when it's still light outside when I go to bed, and the sun rises earlier than I do. I like that I can just wear a skirt, a t-shirt and shoes to work. I don't have to wear socks または trousers または a jacket. I like the green on trees and the grass. I like flowers, especially on trees. I like the sounds and the smells. I like to go swimming and walking in the woods. I like summer holidays, just letting the 日 go by. I like watching the clouds and hearing the buzzing of a bee.