What's the best Stewie quote?

For every sprinkle I shall find, I shall kill you. What the deuce?

"Who the hell do あなた think あなた are?!!"

"Meg stop whining, Chris stay on your side and Lois, for God's sake get off your 尻, お尻 and do some parenting!"

"Hm, how often do あなた see a thirteenth century well in this 日 and age?"

"You left me in there for 6 six and a half hours, あなた son of a bitch!"

"Oh, あなた are just the worst type of person."

'The fat man made a funny'

'Did あなた hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean あなた as well pack it in. Game over.'

'There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.'

go f urself. He says it so awesomely

"I'd 愛 to stay and chat but you're a total b*tch."

damn あなた vile woman!

Victory is mine!

I will kill you!

What the devil?

"i got a job following fat people around with a tuba"
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what the duce!!!!

"What the deuce?!"
"Don't あなた touch me, Louis!"
"Damn you, woman!"

"Rupert, did あなた call that engineer at Lockheed yet? Well of course あなた didn't あなた worthless little... (Hits Rupert the Toy Bear). There, see what あなた made me do? Do あなた think I enjoy hitting you? Well actually I do. I enjoy it so much I'm going to do it again!"

"you know mother,as first lady of the american stage Helen Hayes once said,I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

" go to tell!"

"what a duece!"

"who the hell do あなた think あなた are?!"

"Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the 日 I escaped from your wretched womb".
"There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore".
"What's this? Blueberries? Oh, oh my G...oh, that's better than sex!"
"Who the hell do あなた think あなた are?"

petre vomits stuie"1 down 2 ta go i know someone whos having any pie" stuie vomits fav episode

The one that I remember is when Stewie is watching some chearleaders changing their clothes in a locker room and quotes, " It appears that my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor-mortis." My favorite, so darn funny.

I'd 愛 to stay and chat but you're a total *****

what the duce