Sketchy Beginnings
Tawni: Yes, sprinkle us with your Wisconsin funny dust.
Tawni: We Don't want to hear your cheers. Not your sis, not your boom, and not your ba.
Sonny: But what if I have a really awesome baa?
West coast story
Sonny: We were trying to make peace.
Chad: Please, あなた were trying to trap us.
Sonny: Trap you? You've obviously been watching your 表示する too much. あなた know, not everything is cutthroat and gossipy? Sometimes people do things because they're trying to be nice.
Chad: Do they, Sonny? Do they, really? Look, it was sweet of あなた to put that picnic together. It was way sweet. But the bad blood between our two shows has run too deep for too long to be healed によって a bowl of egg salad, and even the best of intentions. [holds Sonny's hand] Just because あなた wish for something doesn't make it so.
Sonny: Oh, Chad Dylan--
Chad: Shh. The time for talking is over. I must go. So run-- run back to your show, and put your sweet little dreams of peace to bed. [walks away]
Sonny: (staring at Chad) What just happened?
Chad: あなた know. A lot of people say that it's So Random! that we won this award. But it's not So Random! ... it's never So Random! . Because Mackenzie Falls rules! Thank you, Tweens!
Chad: Not bad. Perhaps there's a spot for あなた on MacKenzie Falls... after Portlyn disappears in a mysterious ballooning accident.
Sonny: My problem is everything my friends...and Tawni told me about あなた was true.
Sonny at the falls
Sonny Munroe: This is last あなた will see of Sonny Munroe! I mean other than the fact that we have to rehearse.
Tawni, Nico, Grady, Zora: Yeah.
Nico: We have names!
Chad: Yeah, but remembering them would take effort and interest and...excuse
Zora: Why is Zac Efron up there?
Chad: Because it's my wall,and I like saying I banned Zac Efron.
Sonny: あなた wanna know what I think about that? I'll tell あなた what I think about that...... TAKE WHAT あなた CAN AND RUN!!!
Grady: this is like that episode of Mackenzie Falls where they blinded that girl and brainwashed her... not that i watch it
Nico: not that i watch it either, but that was never an episode.
You've got ファン mail
Sonny: Why are あなた helping me?
Chad: I'm not helping you. I just wanted to try on the beard.
Sonny: Sounds like somebody cares.
Chad: Somebody... wanted to try on a werid beard.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Beards.
Chad: Cares.
Sonny: Gotcha!
Tanwi: Any ファン of Sonny's is a ファン of mine! Right?
Sonny as Eric: Not necessarily.
Chad: (sees Sonny putting "Eric" into a box) I knew I recognized you. You're Weird Beard. Why are あなた Weird Beard?
Sonny: Why do あなた care?
Chad: I don't know. Let's give it a shot.
Sonny: Well, I sent myself a ファン letter, pretended to be my own fan, and now I get to go out on stage and meet the ファン I'm pretending to be.
Chad: Why would あなた write yourself a ファン letter?
Sonny: Because I ロスト faith in myself.
Chad: Oh. Classic case of actor insecurity. あなた start doubting your abilities, wondering whether あなた were good enough and whether あなた deserve to be on TV.
Sonny: So you've been through this before?
Chad: No, no. No, but I made あなた think I had which is why I'll never go through it. Whew!
Sonny: Those are all for me!
Tawni: No! They're all for-Sonny?
Sonny: You've been hiding my ファン mail.
Tawni: You're pretending to be your own fan?
Sonny: あなた committed mail fraud!
Tawni: あなた committed ファン fraud!
Sonny: ファン fraud's not illegal!
Tawni: Mail fraud's not embarrassing!
Cheater girls
Tawni: Are あなた insulting me with geometry?
Three's Not Company
Chad: So I, uh, guess I'll be seeing あなた at my party tonight?
Sonny: Yeah. As much as I'd 愛 to come bask in the glory of your Chadness, I can't make it.
Chad: So あなた were the no? あなた were the one person I invited who's not coming? Wow. I always knew this would happen to me someday. I just really expected it to come from a Tisdale または a Montana.
Fast Friends
Chad: Oh, we're very good friends.
Sonny: Actually, we can't stand each other.
Chad: And this is the kind of fun we get to have every day.
Sonny: Which apparently is starting today.
Chad: Isn't she adorable? That's why Sonny's my お気に入り member of So Random.
Sonny: Really?
Chad: Yes, really. Santiago あなた are lucky to be getting this interview this girl's going places. Speaking of which I got to go.
Santiago Heraldo: You've got some dog's to shove.
Chad: Shoving イヌ towards bowls of 食 that I lovingly lay out for them. あなた know why I 愛 puppies.
Sonny: (after Chad hands her a puppy) Oh, he's so cute!
Chad: Yeah, when I saw him I thought of you.
Sonny: That's a compliment, right?
Chad: Of course.
Sonny: Well, then tell Santiago. I want people to know me for who I am.
Chad: And I want people to know me for who I'm not. Look, I like you. And I'm sorry the rest of the world doesn't know the real you.
Sonny: It's your fault.
Chad: Is it, Sonny? Is it, really?
Sonny: Yes. It is. Really!
Sonny With a Chance of Dating
Chad: Sonny.
Sonny: Chad.
Chad: Anyway they're shooting our scene we should probably go.
Sonny: Oh, you're on Mackenzie Falls this week? Let me guess, stuck up Mackenzie being chased によって bad boy bank robber.
Chad: Let me guess, Life of the Boston お茶, 紅茶 Party.
Sonny: Well, at least my 表示する brings joy to the viewers.
Chad: At least my 表示する has viewers.
James Conroy: あなた know, for something あなた 発言しました was nothing, that sure seemed like something.
Sonny: Oh, well, あなた know, it's a day-to-day something. Sometimes hour-by-hour. I don't know, it's complicated. He's complicated.
Tawni: Where's your idiot friend?
Chad: Bart! (Bart comes out)
Tawni: Not that idiot. James. Yeah, the one who's going out with Sonny tonight.
Chad: I'm sorry, what?
Tawni: James, Sonny, date, tonight.
Chad: Date? Sonny? Tonight? James?
Tawni: So where is he?
Chad: Right now he's breaking into the first bank of MacKenzie Falls. (sirens go)
Tawni: What is your 表示する even about?
Chad: Oh, this week's our クリスマス episode. Yeah, in the end he realizes he had a wonderful life.
Tawni: Look, just tell James to back off of Sonny.
Chad: Why do あなた want him to back off Sonny?
Tawni: Why are あなた wearing a bib?
Chad: あなた jealous?
Tawni: I have my own bib!
Chad: Not of the bib, of Sonny! What...?
Tawni: No. I'm trying to protect her. Why do あなた want him to back off Sonny?
Chad: I... never 発言しました I did.
Tawni: Oh, your lips say I don't care, but your eyes say I do care!
Sonny: Do あなた really think I would キッス you?
Chad: Well, that's what I'm putting on my blog. (Rolls across cantine floor) Peace out suckas! Blahaa!
Sonny: Okay. (puts her head on Chad's shoulder) This is nice... in theory.
Chad: Yeah, we, uh ... make a good couple. Hypothetically.
Sonny and the Studio Brat
Tawni: [holding up magazine 表示中 MacKenzie Falls cast in cool places] And who do あなた see there? And there, and there, and there! [flipping through magazine]
Grady: Chad Dylan Cooper, and the cast of MacKenzie Falls.
Nico: Yeah, she's right we need to be seen in cool places.
Tawni: Yes, that's why we're going to a place so cool, so exclusive, so underground, it doesn't even exist.
Grady: We're going to Narnia?
Later - The Basement - Tawni dancing.
Grady: [holding a sword] This isn't Narnia!
Chad: (Chad's voicemail) こんにちは you've reached Chad Dylan Cooper. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, because if あなた were important enough, you'd have the number to my phone I answer!
Sonny: Let's go get some ice-cream
Dakota: (looks at Mackenzie falls poster) Mackenzie Falls shoots here. I had no idea. I 愛 Chad Dylan Cooper!
Sonny: Yeah, so does Chad Dylan Cooper.
Chad: (scared) Oh Daddy?
Sonny: Daddy, there's your funny little punchline! Boy is he gonna be mad at あなた for yelling at his daughter!
Mr. Condor: Sonny, あなた brought my precious エンジェル to a Hollywood club?
(Sonny and Chad start backing away)
Chad: Looks like he's mad at you.
Mr. Condor: Oh no, he's mad at あなた too!
Sonny: Actually Mr. Condor, it's a really funny story!
Chad: Trust me it's really not that funny.
Promises, Prom-misses
Sonny: Well, Chad, あなた were right. All proms end in disaster.
Chad: Do they Sonny? Do they really? Because sometimes, I heard, あなた get to have that perfect dance, with that one special person. [takes out headphones] You're just going to have to settle for me.
[Sonny smiles and takes a headphone]
[they start slow dancing]
Sonny: This is sweet.
Chad: I have my moments.
Sonny: あなた gonna press play?
Chad: Oh, right.
Chad: Oh こんにちは Sonny.
Sonny: Sorry Chad, can't talk, I'm in a hurry.
Chad: Oh right, right that whole secret prom, (Sonny turns around) They're not that much of a secret when every kid on the lot is walking around with flyers that read 'Secret Prom!'
Sonny: Aren't あなた exited? I'm even exited about how exited I am!
Chad: Yeah, we're not really feeling that over at the Falls...mostly we just think it's dumb?
Sonny: Well, if あなた think it's so dumb, then maybe あなた and your little snobby フレンズ at Mackenzie Falls shouldn't come.
Chad: Well maybe we won't.
Sonny: Good! 'Cause your officially uninvited.
Chad: Good 'Cause we officially wouldn't have come anyway.
Sonny: You're only saying that cause I just uninvited you.
Chad: あなた only uninvited me because I just 発言しました I didn't wanna come.
Sonny: Are we done here?
Chad: Oh we're beyond done.
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: So we're good?
Chad: Oh we're so good.
Sonny: I can't believe I missed it! (bumps into Chad)
Chad: Whoa, watch it.
Sonny: Chad? Oh my gosh what happened? (refers to Chad's black eye)
Chad: Oh, I just got in a huge fight over at the Falls.
Sonny: (nods) They don't like あなた either?
Chad: Funny. No we were shooting a scene. I know it's hard to believe I can look this good when I look this bad huh? (Sonny looks down) Normally that would've チャームド〜魔女3姉妹〜 you. What's up with you?
Sonny: Nothing, I'm just a little bummed. I missed my prom back ホーム and I just got some pictures from my best friend.
Chad: Oh pshht. You're not missing much! I've been to a bunch of proms and they have all ended in disaster.
Sonny: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Chad: Yeah, episode 10, my hair caught on fire. Last year's season finale, my 日付 turns out to be my long ロスト sister...
Sonny: What? Chad those are fake proms.
Chad: Fake proms, real proms they all stink.
Sonny: No they don't! They're romantic! あなた know a girl dreams her whole life about going to the prom and sharing that perfect dance with a very special guy.
Chad: And then he gets hit in the head によって a faulty disco ball, episode 16!
Sonny: あなた know what Chad? あなた wouldn't know real romance if it punched あなた in the face. In fact あなた wouldn't know a real パンチ in the face if it punched あなた in the face, because there is nothing real about you.
Chad: Well here's something real for you, I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you.
Sonny: Good! Cause I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good! (Sonny and Chad turn and walk different directions) (Chads phone rings) Hello?
Sonny: Good!
(Sonny walks in リスペクト house)
Sonny: Good!
Chad: (on phone) Good.
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good
Sonny: Good! and goodbye! (hangs up cell phone) Chad says hi!
Sonny: Chad? What are あなた doing here? あなた weren't invited.
Chad: Oh あなた see, I was invited, but I didn't wanna go, so then I got uninvited so now I had to go. (walks into prom)
Sonny: No no no no no no no. (blocks him) You're not going into my prom before I do
Marshall: Sweetheart, look, I have nothing against proms, but if I let あなた have a prom I have to give in to everybody.Nico gets his carnival, Grady gets his puppet show. We'll all be living in Tawnitown. Is that what あなた want? Do あなた want to be living in Tawni town?
Sonny: I... hear it's a heck of a town?
Sonny: Ok, I think we've 発言しました it enough times. (grins) We're having a secret prom!
Grady: Ah, how come あなた got to say it again?
Sonny: Because I wrote the book.
Tawni: I thought あなた checked out a book?
Grady: Oh, wait, I'm confused.
Sonny: (sighs) Ok, there's no book, but we're having a prom.
Nico: A secret prom though?
Sonny: Yes. Are we all on the same page?!
Grady: Whoa, wait. There's a page??
Sonny: (throws hands up in frustration) Really?!
The Heartbreak Kids
Chad: Then あなた and me are going to have to go to Lookout Mountain.
Sonny: I'm not going to lookout mountain with you. That's a 日付 place.
Chad: Do あなた want them broken up?
Sonny: Yes.
Chad: Pick あなた up at eight. (winks at sonny)
Sonny: (smiles)
Sonny: How it this suppose to break up Bitterman and Marshal?
Chad: It's all in the script.
Sonny: What script?!
Chad: (takes out Makenzie falls script) Episode 319 of Mackenzie Falls! Bigfoot gets the girl, it's a classic!
Sonny: (takes script away from Chad) Oh my gosh..This is your plan? This isn't real; this is a show!
Chad: Sonny, sometimes life imitates art! Okay? And this piece of art happens to be about a couple who takes a drive up Lookout Mountain for a romantic evening...
Nico: Yeah, and then Bigfoot comes out the woods and scares them!
Chad: Yeah, and the guy gets so freaked out, he runs away.
Sonny: And that gets the girl to break up with him...
Chad: Exactly!
Sonny: Oh my gosh...THAT IS THE WORST PLAN I'VE EVER HEARD FROM THE WORST 表示する I'VE NEVER SEEN! (Chad looks insulted)
Chad: Well, here come the lovebirds, so unless あなた like the chewy tastes of worms...
Sonny: Nico, put your head back on!
Sonny: With this.(holds up a salt shaker)
Grady: A magic salt shaker?
Sonny: If anyone gets caught eat the instructions!Got any questions?(Grady raises his hand)Yes Grady?
Grady: What happens if I've already eaten lunch,I'm kinda full,do I still have to eat the instructions?
Sonny: Yes.
Grady: Well can あなた put the instructions on cake?
Sonny: No!
Grady: Cookies?
Sonny: No! NOW GO! GO! GO!
(Nico and Grady march out the room)
Sonny:(to Tawni) あなた wanna go get some cake?
Tawni: Ooh...and cookies.
Sonny: I can't just come between love.
Tawni: I don't want あなた to come between it,I want あなた to crush it!
Battle of the Network Stars
Selena: [Through megaphone] あなた TWO ARE...PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER! I'M OUT OF HERE!
Chad: Wait, wait! So you're leaving my movie?
Selena: Heh, I don't need this! I was in Camp Hiphop! [walks away]
Sonny: Okay, bye Selena! It was nice working with you! Awww, she seems nice. I should call her.
Chad: Why? You're gonna become BFFs with Selena Gomez?
Sonny: Pfft... It could happen! So... do あなた really think I have pretty hair?
Chad: I dunno... Do あなた really think I have sparkly eyes?
Sonny: I dunno... Well one of them is.
Chad: So...you wanna be in my movie? I kind of need a Sonny.
Sonny: Fine.
Chad: Fine.
Sonny: Good.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: Fine.
Chad: Fine. I’ll set あなた up an audition. Nine o’clock?
Sonny: Really, Chad? Really?
Chad: (into the megaphone, quickly) Fine. あなた got the part.
Sonny:Sorry it's just...this is the type of thing Chad does just to push my buttons.
Selena: (into tape recorder) Has buttons.
Chad: Oh Sonny, try to stop yourself from falling in 愛 with me, I beg you!
Sonny: (rolls her eyes)
Selena: I'm just a small town girl with a big town dream, and meeting あなた was the biggest dream of all.
Sonny: Ok CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT!
Chad: Again! Really?
Selena: It's okay Chad. She's helping me out.
Sonny: Okay now Selena, remember your biggest dream is to be on So Random! Chad is just a monster who wakes あなた up! (glares at Chad)and remember that あなた hate him! あなた just really, really hate him! (Chad glares at sonny) Action. (walks off set)
Chad: Sonny-
Sonny: Oh and one もっと見る thing! He is the worst actor of our generation!
Chad: BART!(Bart comes out and gives Chad a megaphone) CUT! CUT! Stop the lying!
Sonny: あなた stop the lying!
Chad: あなた stop the lying!
Selena: STOP! STOP BEING- STOP, JUST STOP IT!
(Nico and Grady walk into the prophouse and find their lookalikes are gone.)
Nico: Hey, where'd we go? (Tawni walks in)
Tawni: I forgot something.
Grady: Wha--- (Tawni slaps him and walks out)
Nico: Oh, you're gonna need some ice for that.
Grady: What did I do?
Chad: [In Megaphone] Yes Take That Selena!
Sonny: [In Megaphone] In Your Face Gomez!
Tales From The リスペクト House
Sonny: (on phone) Chad can we talk this out like normal people? He 発言しました he's on his way back.
Chad: (bursts in on forklift)
Cast: (screams)&(Hides)
Chad: So what do あなた wanna discuss?
Sonny: Oh. It's a signed picture...of you.
Chad: look how its signed.
Sonny: 'To my biggest fan: I sorry T.V.'s Chad Dylan Cooper' Aww. I'm touched! That's so sweet Chad!
Sonny's In The キッチン With Dinner
Chad: (pointing to a magazine with Sonny and Hayden キス on the cover) Who is this guy?!
Tawni: The 愛 of my life!
Chad: (voice high)THEN WHY IS SHE キス HIM?!
Tawni: I DON'T KNOW!
Sonny: I told あなた it was the キッス cam!
Nico: Sonny...
Sonny: IT WAS THE キッス CAM!
(Chad bursts into Sonny's apartment)
Chad: Freeze!
Tawni: Don't touch my purse!
Hayden: Chad Dylan Cooper! This is awesome. What are doing here?
Chad: I got a weird call from Sonny's cell. I heard screaming and crushing metal, so I cut my massage to an 時 and rushed right over!
Chad: あなた mean (takes out tickets) these?
Sonny: Thanks Chad! (reaches for tickets)
Chad: Ah. (moves tickets out of Sonny's reach)Not so fast. I have these tickets because?
Sonny: (smiles) You're the 星, つ星 of Mackenzie Falls, the number one tween show.
Chad: Oh! That's worth one! (hands her one) (Sonny nods)
Sonny: and.. あなた have the best tasting サンドイッチ in the whole cafeteria!
Chad: (fake gasps) Here's number two. (gives her the 秒 ticket) あなた wanna go for three?
Sonny: Can't.
Chad: Oooh, say it!
Sonny: I won't. (Chad waves ticket is Sonny's face)
Chad: Say it.
Sonny: (muffled) You're..the greatest actor of our gener-ation....
Chad: (hands her the third ticket) Enjoy the game. (Sonny smiles at him)
Sonny In The Middle
Sonny: Oh, こんにちは Chad.
Chad: When's the party starting?
Sonny: This is it.
Chad:(confused) These look like the people who usally WORK at Mackenzie Falls parties.
Sonny: (Bumps in the ウォール and the chair lights up) Yeah, it lights up! It's a cool seat.(rolls away on chair)
Guess Who's Coming To Guest Star
Chad: And finally after we kiss, you'll be hooked.
Sonny: After we what?!
Chad: Kiss, four little letters just like my name.
Sonny: And you're nuts! Four little letters, just like your name!
Chad: Now I know what you're doing; あなた don't wanna look me in the eyes.
Sonny: Pffft! What are あなた talking about?
Chad: Fine. Then take off the hat.
Sonny: Fine. (takes off hat to reveal a smaller hat)
Chad: You're wearing a hat under a hat? Phew! あなた had the dream, didn't you?
(Sonny's eyes widens) Yeah, it's OK. Tisdale wore 6 hats, but that didn't stop destiny.
Sonny: There is no destiny! There is no あなた and me! There is no- Wow. I never realized what a deep shade of blue your eyes are.
(both lean into kiss)
Sonny: (snapping out of it) Oh my gosh, what am I doing?!
Chad: Ah, getting ロスト in me eyes. Check! Now then all that's left is the kiss.
Sonny: (takes off hat) あなた know what?! I will not キッス you! Not in a million years! あなた and I don't キッス not now, not ever!
Marshal: (comes out of nowhere) あなた two are gonna kiss!
Sonny: Let's just get this sketch over with.
Chad: Alright, but after it happens, あなた know we're gonna be in love.
Sonny: We?
Chad: (stammering) Yo-you I 発言しました you.
Sonny: あなた 発言しました we.
Chad: OK fine, but we is my nickname for you! We happy?
Cookie Monster
Sonny: (holding back Zora) Chad, I can't believe あなた didn't even thank me for saving your life.
Chad: (holding back Dakota) Look, I will have あなた know, I was choking on purpose, okay? To get your silly little merit badge, it's called acting.
Sonny: Yeah and you're not that good of an actor.
Chad: Acting.
Sonny: Choking.
(Chad and Sonny put Dakota and Zora down)
Chad: Acting.
Sonny: Choking!
Chad: Oh really?! Someone better hold me back.
(Dakota holds Chad back while Zora holds Sonny back)
Sonny: Dakota Condor; She thinks that just cause her dad owns the studio that she can have anything she wants!
Dakota: こんにちは Monroe, gimme your muffin!
Sonny: Anything あなた want!
Dakota: Hi Chad! How about joining me for lunch?
Chad: Oh hi Dakota. Yeah I'd 愛 to. Actually I'm due on set for rehearsal.
Dakota: Not if my daddy cancels your show.
Chad: (high voice) Oh what are we having?
Zora: Hi Chad. How would the greatest actor of this generation like to buy a box of cookies?
Chad: (takes out money) あなた had me at greatest actor of this generation.
Sonny: I once had a friend who was a little bloomer. She was only one merit badge shy of becoming a full grown blossom scout. [Starts having flash back]
Mrs. Mongergoure: Sonny Monroe, あなた will NEVER be a Blossom Scout!!! [Rips of Sonny's stouch. Sonny starts crying. Flashback ends and Sonny if still crying.]
Sonny: My friend never got to realize her dream.
Tawni: Im not really paying attention. And I can already tell this freind of your's is you.
Zora: Well would あなた または your friend like to buy a box of cookies?
Sonny: あなた know what put me down for a box
Zora: ONE STINKING BOX I'M TRYING TO BREAK THE COOKIE SELLING RECORD!
Zora: It's the only record I don't currently hold!
Tawni: (with make up all over her face) Why so SERIOUS?
Sonny: あなた know what the joker's right.
Sonny so far
(Chad, Sonny and Tawni all look towards screen) (shows a clip of Chad and Sonny)
Tawni: Whoa.
Sonny: Where did あなた get that?
Gilroy: Didn't know あなた were being filmed, huh? Apparently someone in Makenzie Falls doesn't like Sonny very much. So as we say on the show.....GOTCHA!
Sonny: What? あなた 'gotched' nothing, alright? That was totally taken out of context.
Gilroy: That's what I do! If I were to wait for things to be in context I would not have a show. Still, seems the two of あなた of a little something, something going on... care to comment?
Sonny: I can't believe Gilroy tried to do that to us!
Chad: Yeah, the guy's a jerk. I can't believe I read that book for nothing.
Sonny: あなた know, Tawni and I made a pact earlier that we wouldn't tell anyone secrets, and I think that we should probably do the same thing.
Chad: Okay fine, I didn't read the book! (Sonny looks at him) Wha-oh no, あなた were talking about the us, (Sonny nods) yeah, we don't have secrets!....Do we?
Sonny: Uh-I don't know, do we?
(Sonny and Chad on the monitor)
Sonny: I mean, what if it's something like us, liking each other...
Chad: Yeah, I mean don't really wanna talk about my feelings in front of a live studio audience.
Sonny: Yeah, yeah yeah right, I mean especially feelings we've never talked about before.
Chad: Yeah..you have feelings?
Sonny: yeah,Do あなた have feelings?
Chad: I-I mean since you're really asking...it's just two of us....
Sonny: Right! I mean this time there's no cameras または anything.
Chad: Yeah, I really...I just....
Sonny: No, listen. It's what I'm here for. (Chad smiles at her) あなた go first!
Chad: No あなた go first.
Sonny: No あなた g- ok same time.
Chad: Yeah.
Sonny: One... two...
Chad: I was gonna say that yeah, um, 2 and a half?
(Tanwi grabs the remote and turns off camera)
Walk A Mile In My Pants
Sonny: こんにちは Chad. Did あなた hear about my Walk-a-Thon for books?
Chad: Oh yes, we did. And I have to say Sonny, あなた are very inspiring,thats why I 愛 あなた sonny.
Sonny: Well, we have so much. It's important that we give back.
Chad: (laughs) Aah, I meant あなた inspired me to have a Walk-a-Thon against your Walk-a-Thon.
Sonny: (Pauses to look at the flyer Chad handed to her) A Walk-a-thon against books? How could あなた be against 本 Chad ?
Chad: That's easy. The もっと見る あなた read, the less あなた watch MacKenzie Falls.
Sonny: That's your cause Chad, To get people to watch もっと見る TV? your are such a jerk.
Chad: Are あなた not listening? It's to get them to read less. I'll see あなた at the Walk-a-Thon to read less books. (turns and turns back around) I've got something to tell あなた Sonny. We're gonna raise もっと見る money than you.
Sonny: For what?
Chad: Not buy books.
Sonny: That makes no sense.
Chad: Aah. Guess all that 読書 you're doing isn't making あなた any smarter now, is it? See ya.
Chad: We're gonna look hotter than あなた at the Walk-a-Thon.
Sonny: (laughs) Giving back is whats hot!
Chad: That's what people who don't look hot say.
Chad: Sonny! Sonny, come here! I need to tell あなた something, in case I don't make it.
Sonny: Okay.
Chad: I love...
Sonny: Yes?
Chad: I mean I deeply love..
Sonny: Go on!
Chad: ...that もっと見る kids are 読書 less 本 because of Chad Dylan Cooper!
Sonny: (lets go of Chad's hand and touches his forehead) Oh no! I think you're coming down with P.F.S. too!
Chad: What's that!?
Sonny: (picks up pillow) 枕 in the Face Syndrome! (hits Chad with pillow)
Doctor: Ms. Monroe!
Sonny: Yeah, just fluffing Doc! (throws 枕 at Chad and walks over to the doctor)
Chad: Give it to me straight, doctor! I can take it.
Doctor: あなた have L.B.S.
Chad: (gasps) Leaving Boy Syndrome?!
Doctor: No. Lack of Book Syndrome! Also known as Lazy Butt Syndrome! lbs is also the abbreviation of pounds, (starts poking Chad), which is what あなた are going to gain if あなた don't stop watching yourself on T.V.
Chad: Can't あなた just cut my pants off? あなた know how あなた do?
Doctor: Read two books, then call me in the morning, Mr. Cooper. (hands Chad a perscription)
Chad: (Looks at perscription) Actually it's Dylan Cooper.
Doctor: Not anymore, I removed your Dylan while あなた were under.
Chad: NO! What did あなた do to it?!
Doctor: I gave it to someone who wouldn't waste it! (Opens curtains to reveal Grady)
Doctor: Good afternoon, Mr. Grady Dylan Mitchell.
Grady: I got my Dylan. I've been waiting for 2 years!
Chad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (cries) WHY?!
(Chad wakes up)
Chad: I must have fallen asleep reading. Stupid books. That was horrible! (closes book)
Sonny: We have to make this work.The only way we can get Tawni to walk with us,is if we wear her jeans,because her ファン will see her on TV,us wearing her jeans,sell her もっと見る jeans,raise もっと見る money for books,and less money for no books, and everyone wins except Chad!
Nico: We're gonna need a butt-horn for the butt-horn,'cause this baby ain't coming out.
Sonny:(to Tawni) About the butt-horn, あなた might want to re-think the placement of your face.
Tawni: I'd rather crawl hot then walk ugly.
Sonny Get Your Goat
Tawni: I don't know why you're packing, you're not going anywhere until あなた apologize!
Sonny: I don't know why you're packing because I'm not apologizing!
Tawni: Of course you're apologizing it's your thing, あなた apologize. It's the サークル, 円 of life (Pretends to draw a サークル, 円 in the air) cir-cle!
Sonny: And here's what I think about あなた (Makes hand motion) cir-cle (Pretends to grab circle)
Tawni: (Gasp) What are あなた doing to my circle?!
Sonny: I'm ripping it! (Pretends to rip circle)
Tawni: Give me that! (They start fighting for the circle)
Sonny: Got it! (Tawni cries)
Sonny: Let Tawni have her fancy european adventure,let her be mobbed によって adoring fans,let her be wooed によって gorgeous boy with accents...
Marshal: Pushed あなた out,didn't she?
Sonny: Yeah.
Gassie Passes
Sonny: (to Gassie) あなた know, I used to have a dog just like あなた in Wisconsin. Yeah, except he was a ビーグル with three legs and one eye. We called him Lucky! Or... または Limpy. または Blindy. But, あなた know, it didn't matter what we called him because he was deaf too!
Sonny: I didn't come here to argue I came here to give Gassie some dog time. Beneath the trees and on grass...
Chad: Except the 草 is plastic and the trees are cardboard(through the bull-horn)THIS IS A SET.
Sonny: Good then what Gassie is doing to that ブッシュ over there wont kill it.
(looking at the Gassie & We movie poster)
Tawni: Why is Gassie's head bigger then mine?
Sonny: Well, I'm not sure that it is.
(lunch-box lets out a farting sound)
Sonny: Gross! あなた want people to buy that and then put 食 in it?
Zora: Gross sells sister.
Dakota: あなた have have very nice blue eyes.
Grady: Why thank you.
Dakota: It'd be a shame if あなた ロスト one of them!
Grady: Yeah it would.
Dakota: Now hand me to the Matador!(Grady hands her to Nico)
Nico: Hola?
Chad: あなた just found out your boyfriend's a vampire,you're scared,you're confused,you have two holes in your neck what do あなた do? AND ACTION!
Sonny with a Song
Chad: "Bangs and Fangs" we all get awesome hair and get bitten によって vampires.
Nico: Is your 表示する written によって monkeys?
Chad: Chad Dylan Cooper fears nothing.
Sonny: Spiders.
Chad: Not the little ones.
Sonny: Heights.
Chad: Not the little ones.
To be continued....
P.S.
Sorry if there are any mistakes.The things I wrote were the 名言・格言 I remembered. Feel free to correct the mistakes in the コメント section and feel free to add some of your fav. SWAC quotes.
Tawni: Yes, sprinkle us with your Wisconsin funny dust.
Tawni: We Don't want to hear your cheers. Not your sis, not your boom, and not your ba.
Sonny: But what if I have a really awesome baa?
West coast story
Sonny: We were trying to make peace.
Chad: Please, あなた were trying to trap us.
Sonny: Trap you? You've obviously been watching your 表示する too much. あなた know, not everything is cutthroat and gossipy? Sometimes people do things because they're trying to be nice.
Chad: Do they, Sonny? Do they, really? Look, it was sweet of あなた to put that picnic together. It was way sweet. But the bad blood between our two shows has run too deep for too long to be healed によって a bowl of egg salad, and even the best of intentions. [holds Sonny's hand] Just because あなた wish for something doesn't make it so.
Sonny: Oh, Chad Dylan--
Chad: Shh. The time for talking is over. I must go. So run-- run back to your show, and put your sweet little dreams of peace to bed. [walks away]
Sonny: (staring at Chad) What just happened?
Chad: あなた know. A lot of people say that it's So Random! that we won this award. But it's not So Random! ... it's never So Random! . Because Mackenzie Falls rules! Thank you, Tweens!
Chad: Not bad. Perhaps there's a spot for あなた on MacKenzie Falls... after Portlyn disappears in a mysterious ballooning accident.
Sonny: My problem is everything my friends...and Tawni told me about あなた was true.
Sonny at the falls
Sonny Munroe: This is last あなた will see of Sonny Munroe! I mean other than the fact that we have to rehearse.
Tawni, Nico, Grady, Zora: Yeah.
Nico: We have names!
Chad: Yeah, but remembering them would take effort and interest and...excuse
Zora: Why is Zac Efron up there?
Chad: Because it's my wall,and I like saying I banned Zac Efron.
Sonny: あなた wanna know what I think about that? I'll tell あなた what I think about that...... TAKE WHAT あなた CAN AND RUN!!!
Grady: this is like that episode of Mackenzie Falls where they blinded that girl and brainwashed her... not that i watch it
Nico: not that i watch it either, but that was never an episode.
You've got ファン mail
Sonny: Why are あなた helping me?
Chad: I'm not helping you. I just wanted to try on the beard.
Sonny: Sounds like somebody cares.
Chad: Somebody... wanted to try on a werid beard.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Beards.
Chad: Cares.
Sonny: Gotcha!
Tanwi: Any ファン of Sonny's is a ファン of mine! Right?
Sonny as Eric: Not necessarily.
Chad: (sees Sonny putting "Eric" into a box) I knew I recognized you. You're Weird Beard. Why are あなた Weird Beard?
Sonny: Why do あなた care?
Chad: I don't know. Let's give it a shot.
Sonny: Well, I sent myself a ファン letter, pretended to be my own fan, and now I get to go out on stage and meet the ファン I'm pretending to be.
Chad: Why would あなた write yourself a ファン letter?
Sonny: Because I ロスト faith in myself.
Chad: Oh. Classic case of actor insecurity. あなた start doubting your abilities, wondering whether あなた were good enough and whether あなた deserve to be on TV.
Sonny: So you've been through this before?
Chad: No, no. No, but I made あなた think I had which is why I'll never go through it. Whew!
Sonny: Those are all for me!
Tawni: No! They're all for-Sonny?
Sonny: You've been hiding my ファン mail.
Tawni: You're pretending to be your own fan?
Sonny: あなた committed mail fraud!
Tawni: あなた committed ファン fraud!
Sonny: ファン fraud's not illegal!
Tawni: Mail fraud's not embarrassing!
Cheater girls
Tawni: Are あなた insulting me with geometry?
Three's Not Company
Chad: So I, uh, guess I'll be seeing あなた at my party tonight?
Sonny: Yeah. As much as I'd 愛 to come bask in the glory of your Chadness, I can't make it.
Chad: So あなた were the no? あなた were the one person I invited who's not coming? Wow. I always knew this would happen to me someday. I just really expected it to come from a Tisdale または a Montana.
Fast Friends
Chad: Oh, we're very good friends.
Sonny: Actually, we can't stand each other.
Chad: And this is the kind of fun we get to have every day.
Sonny: Which apparently is starting today.
Chad: Isn't she adorable? That's why Sonny's my お気に入り member of So Random.
Sonny: Really?
Chad: Yes, really. Santiago あなた are lucky to be getting this interview this girl's going places. Speaking of which I got to go.
Santiago Heraldo: You've got some dog's to shove.
Chad: Shoving イヌ towards bowls of 食 that I lovingly lay out for them. あなた know why I 愛 puppies.
Sonny: (after Chad hands her a puppy) Oh, he's so cute!
Chad: Yeah, when I saw him I thought of you.
Sonny: That's a compliment, right?
Chad: Of course.
Sonny: Well, then tell Santiago. I want people to know me for who I am.
Chad: And I want people to know me for who I'm not. Look, I like you. And I'm sorry the rest of the world doesn't know the real you.
Sonny: It's your fault.
Chad: Is it, Sonny? Is it, really?
Sonny: Yes. It is. Really!
Sonny With a Chance of Dating
Chad: Sonny.
Sonny: Chad.
Chad: Anyway they're shooting our scene we should probably go.
Sonny: Oh, you're on Mackenzie Falls this week? Let me guess, stuck up Mackenzie being chased によって bad boy bank robber.
Chad: Let me guess, Life of the Boston お茶, 紅茶 Party.
Sonny: Well, at least my 表示する brings joy to the viewers.
Chad: At least my 表示する has viewers.
James Conroy: あなた know, for something あなた 発言しました was nothing, that sure seemed like something.
Sonny: Oh, well, あなた know, it's a day-to-day something. Sometimes hour-by-hour. I don't know, it's complicated. He's complicated.
Tawni: Where's your idiot friend?
Chad: Bart! (Bart comes out)
Tawni: Not that idiot. James. Yeah, the one who's going out with Sonny tonight.
Chad: I'm sorry, what?
Tawni: James, Sonny, date, tonight.
Chad: Date? Sonny? Tonight? James?
Tawni: So where is he?
Chad: Right now he's breaking into the first bank of MacKenzie Falls. (sirens go)
Tawni: What is your 表示する even about?
Chad: Oh, this week's our クリスマス episode. Yeah, in the end he realizes he had a wonderful life.
Tawni: Look, just tell James to back off of Sonny.
Chad: Why do あなた want him to back off Sonny?
Tawni: Why are あなた wearing a bib?
Chad: あなた jealous?
Tawni: I have my own bib!
Chad: Not of the bib, of Sonny! What...?
Tawni: No. I'm trying to protect her. Why do あなた want him to back off Sonny?
Chad: I... never 発言しました I did.
Tawni: Oh, your lips say I don't care, but your eyes say I do care!
Sonny: Do あなた really think I would キッス you?
Chad: Well, that's what I'm putting on my blog. (Rolls across cantine floor) Peace out suckas! Blahaa!
Sonny: Okay. (puts her head on Chad's shoulder) This is nice... in theory.
Chad: Yeah, we, uh ... make a good couple. Hypothetically.
Sonny and the Studio Brat
Tawni: [holding up magazine 表示中 MacKenzie Falls cast in cool places] And who do あなた see there? And there, and there, and there! [flipping through magazine]
Grady: Chad Dylan Cooper, and the cast of MacKenzie Falls.
Nico: Yeah, she's right we need to be seen in cool places.
Tawni: Yes, that's why we're going to a place so cool, so exclusive, so underground, it doesn't even exist.
Grady: We're going to Narnia?
Later - The Basement - Tawni dancing.
Grady: [holding a sword] This isn't Narnia!
Chad: (Chad's voicemail) こんにちは you've reached Chad Dylan Cooper. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, because if あなた were important enough, you'd have the number to my phone I answer!
Sonny: Let's go get some ice-cream
Dakota: (looks at Mackenzie falls poster) Mackenzie Falls shoots here. I had no idea. I 愛 Chad Dylan Cooper!
Sonny: Yeah, so does Chad Dylan Cooper.
Chad: (scared) Oh Daddy?
Sonny: Daddy, there's your funny little punchline! Boy is he gonna be mad at あなた for yelling at his daughter!
Mr. Condor: Sonny, あなた brought my precious エンジェル to a Hollywood club?
(Sonny and Chad start backing away)
Chad: Looks like he's mad at you.
Mr. Condor: Oh no, he's mad at あなた too!
Sonny: Actually Mr. Condor, it's a really funny story!
Chad: Trust me it's really not that funny.
Promises, Prom-misses
Sonny: Well, Chad, あなた were right. All proms end in disaster.
Chad: Do they Sonny? Do they really? Because sometimes, I heard, あなた get to have that perfect dance, with that one special person. [takes out headphones] You're just going to have to settle for me.
[Sonny smiles and takes a headphone]
[they start slow dancing]
Sonny: This is sweet.
Chad: I have my moments.
Sonny: あなた gonna press play?
Chad: Oh, right.
Chad: Oh こんにちは Sonny.
Sonny: Sorry Chad, can't talk, I'm in a hurry.
Chad: Oh right, right that whole secret prom, (Sonny turns around) They're not that much of a secret when every kid on the lot is walking around with flyers that read 'Secret Prom!'
Sonny: Aren't あなた exited? I'm even exited about how exited I am!
Chad: Yeah, we're not really feeling that over at the Falls...mostly we just think it's dumb?
Sonny: Well, if あなた think it's so dumb, then maybe あなた and your little snobby フレンズ at Mackenzie Falls shouldn't come.
Chad: Well maybe we won't.
Sonny: Good! 'Cause your officially uninvited.
Chad: Good 'Cause we officially wouldn't have come anyway.
Sonny: You're only saying that cause I just uninvited you.
Chad: あなた only uninvited me because I just 発言しました I didn't wanna come.
Sonny: Are we done here?
Chad: Oh we're beyond done.
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: So we're good?
Chad: Oh we're so good.
Sonny: I can't believe I missed it! (bumps into Chad)
Chad: Whoa, watch it.
Sonny: Chad? Oh my gosh what happened? (refers to Chad's black eye)
Chad: Oh, I just got in a huge fight over at the Falls.
Sonny: (nods) They don't like あなた either?
Chad: Funny. No we were shooting a scene. I know it's hard to believe I can look this good when I look this bad huh? (Sonny looks down) Normally that would've チャームド〜魔女3姉妹〜 you. What's up with you?
Sonny: Nothing, I'm just a little bummed. I missed my prom back ホーム and I just got some pictures from my best friend.
Chad: Oh pshht. You're not missing much! I've been to a bunch of proms and they have all ended in disaster.
Sonny: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Chad: Yeah, episode 10, my hair caught on fire. Last year's season finale, my 日付 turns out to be my long ロスト sister...
Sonny: What? Chad those are fake proms.
Chad: Fake proms, real proms they all stink.
Sonny: No they don't! They're romantic! あなた know a girl dreams her whole life about going to the prom and sharing that perfect dance with a very special guy.
Chad: And then he gets hit in the head によって a faulty disco ball, episode 16!
Sonny: あなた know what Chad? あなた wouldn't know real romance if it punched あなた in the face. In fact あなた wouldn't know a real パンチ in the face if it punched あなた in the face, because there is nothing real about you.
Chad: Well here's something real for you, I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you.
Sonny: Good! Cause I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good! (Sonny and Chad turn and walk different directions) (Chads phone rings) Hello?
Sonny: Good!
(Sonny walks in リスペクト house)
Sonny: Good!
Chad: (on phone) Good.
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good
Sonny: Good! and goodbye! (hangs up cell phone) Chad says hi!
Sonny: Chad? What are あなた doing here? あなた weren't invited.
Chad: Oh あなた see, I was invited, but I didn't wanna go, so then I got uninvited so now I had to go. (walks into prom)
Sonny: No no no no no no no. (blocks him) You're not going into my prom before I do
Marshall: Sweetheart, look, I have nothing against proms, but if I let あなた have a prom I have to give in to everybody.Nico gets his carnival, Grady gets his puppet show. We'll all be living in Tawnitown. Is that what あなた want? Do あなた want to be living in Tawni town?
Sonny: I... hear it's a heck of a town?
Sonny: Ok, I think we've 発言しました it enough times. (grins) We're having a secret prom!
Grady: Ah, how come あなた got to say it again?
Sonny: Because I wrote the book.
Tawni: I thought あなた checked out a book?
Grady: Oh, wait, I'm confused.
Sonny: (sighs) Ok, there's no book, but we're having a prom.
Nico: A secret prom though?
Sonny: Yes. Are we all on the same page?!
Grady: Whoa, wait. There's a page??
Sonny: (throws hands up in frustration) Really?!
The Heartbreak Kids
Chad: Then あなた and me are going to have to go to Lookout Mountain.
Sonny: I'm not going to lookout mountain with you. That's a 日付 place.
Chad: Do あなた want them broken up?
Sonny: Yes.
Chad: Pick あなた up at eight. (winks at sonny)
Sonny: (smiles)
Sonny: How it this suppose to break up Bitterman and Marshal?
Chad: It's all in the script.
Sonny: What script?!
Chad: (takes out Makenzie falls script) Episode 319 of Mackenzie Falls! Bigfoot gets the girl, it's a classic!
Sonny: (takes script away from Chad) Oh my gosh..This is your plan? This isn't real; this is a show!
Chad: Sonny, sometimes life imitates art! Okay? And this piece of art happens to be about a couple who takes a drive up Lookout Mountain for a romantic evening...
Nico: Yeah, and then Bigfoot comes out the woods and scares them!
Chad: Yeah, and the guy gets so freaked out, he runs away.
Sonny: And that gets the girl to break up with him...
Chad: Exactly!
Sonny: Oh my gosh...THAT IS THE WORST PLAN I'VE EVER HEARD FROM THE WORST 表示する I'VE NEVER SEEN! (Chad looks insulted)
Chad: Well, here come the lovebirds, so unless あなた like the chewy tastes of worms...
Sonny: Nico, put your head back on!
Sonny: With this.(holds up a salt shaker)
Grady: A magic salt shaker?
Sonny: If anyone gets caught eat the instructions!Got any questions?(Grady raises his hand)Yes Grady?
Grady: What happens if I've already eaten lunch,I'm kinda full,do I still have to eat the instructions?
Sonny: Yes.
Grady: Well can あなた put the instructions on cake?
Sonny: No!
Grady: Cookies?
Sonny: No! NOW GO! GO! GO!
(Nico and Grady march out the room)
Sonny:(to Tawni) あなた wanna go get some cake?
Tawni: Ooh...and cookies.
Sonny: I can't just come between love.
Tawni: I don't want あなた to come between it,I want あなた to crush it!
Battle of the Network Stars
Selena: [Through megaphone] あなた TWO ARE...PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER! I'M OUT OF HERE!
Chad: Wait, wait! So you're leaving my movie?
Selena: Heh, I don't need this! I was in Camp Hiphop! [walks away]
Sonny: Okay, bye Selena! It was nice working with you! Awww, she seems nice. I should call her.
Chad: Why? You're gonna become BFFs with Selena Gomez?
Sonny: Pfft... It could happen! So... do あなた really think I have pretty hair?
Chad: I dunno... Do あなた really think I have sparkly eyes?
Sonny: I dunno... Well one of them is.
Chad: So...you wanna be in my movie? I kind of need a Sonny.
Sonny: Fine.
Chad: Fine.
Sonny: Good.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: Fine.
Chad: Fine. I’ll set あなた up an audition. Nine o’clock?
Sonny: Really, Chad? Really?
Chad: (into the megaphone, quickly) Fine. あなた got the part.
Sonny:Sorry it's just...this is the type of thing Chad does just to push my buttons.
Selena: (into tape recorder) Has buttons.
Chad: Oh Sonny, try to stop yourself from falling in 愛 with me, I beg you!
Sonny: (rolls her eyes)
Selena: I'm just a small town girl with a big town dream, and meeting あなた was the biggest dream of all.
Sonny: Ok CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT!
Chad: Again! Really?
Selena: It's okay Chad. She's helping me out.
Sonny: Okay now Selena, remember your biggest dream is to be on So Random! Chad is just a monster who wakes あなた up! (glares at Chad)and remember that あなた hate him! あなた just really, really hate him! (Chad glares at sonny) Action. (walks off set)
Chad: Sonny-
Sonny: Oh and one もっと見る thing! He is the worst actor of our generation!
Chad: BART!(Bart comes out and gives Chad a megaphone) CUT! CUT! Stop the lying!
Sonny: あなた stop the lying!
Chad: あなた stop the lying!
Selena: STOP! STOP BEING- STOP, JUST STOP IT!
(Nico and Grady walk into the prophouse and find their lookalikes are gone.)
Nico: Hey, where'd we go? (Tawni walks in)
Tawni: I forgot something.
Grady: Wha--- (Tawni slaps him and walks out)
Nico: Oh, you're gonna need some ice for that.
Grady: What did I do?
Chad: [In Megaphone] Yes Take That Selena!
Sonny: [In Megaphone] In Your Face Gomez!
Tales From The リスペクト House
Sonny: (on phone) Chad can we talk this out like normal people? He 発言しました he's on his way back.
Chad: (bursts in on forklift)
Cast: (screams)&(Hides)
Chad: So what do あなた wanna discuss?
Sonny: Oh. It's a signed picture...of you.
Chad: look how its signed.
Sonny: 'To my biggest fan: I sorry T.V.'s Chad Dylan Cooper' Aww. I'm touched! That's so sweet Chad!
Sonny's In The キッチン With Dinner
Chad: (pointing to a magazine with Sonny and Hayden キス on the cover) Who is this guy?!
Tawni: The 愛 of my life!
Chad: (voice high)THEN WHY IS SHE キス HIM?!
Tawni: I DON'T KNOW!
Sonny: I told あなた it was the キッス cam!
Nico: Sonny...
Sonny: IT WAS THE キッス CAM!
(Chad bursts into Sonny's apartment)
Chad: Freeze!
Tawni: Don't touch my purse!
Hayden: Chad Dylan Cooper! This is awesome. What are doing here?
Chad: I got a weird call from Sonny's cell. I heard screaming and crushing metal, so I cut my massage to an 時 and rushed right over!
Chad: あなた mean (takes out tickets) these?
Sonny: Thanks Chad! (reaches for tickets)
Chad: Ah. (moves tickets out of Sonny's reach)Not so fast. I have these tickets because?
Sonny: (smiles) You're the 星, つ星 of Mackenzie Falls, the number one tween show.
Chad: Oh! That's worth one! (hands her one) (Sonny nods)
Sonny: and.. あなた have the best tasting サンドイッチ in the whole cafeteria!
Chad: (fake gasps) Here's number two. (gives her the 秒 ticket) あなた wanna go for three?
Sonny: Can't.
Chad: Oooh, say it!
Sonny: I won't. (Chad waves ticket is Sonny's face)
Chad: Say it.
Sonny: (muffled) You're..the greatest actor of our gener-ation....
Chad: (hands her the third ticket) Enjoy the game. (Sonny smiles at him)
Sonny In The Middle
Sonny: Oh, こんにちは Chad.
Chad: When's the party starting?
Sonny: This is it.
Chad:(confused) These look like the people who usally WORK at Mackenzie Falls parties.
Sonny: (Bumps in the ウォール and the chair lights up) Yeah, it lights up! It's a cool seat.(rolls away on chair)
Guess Who's Coming To Guest Star
Chad: And finally after we kiss, you'll be hooked.
Sonny: After we what?!
Chad: Kiss, four little letters just like my name.
Sonny: And you're nuts! Four little letters, just like your name!
Chad: Now I know what you're doing; あなた don't wanna look me in the eyes.
Sonny: Pffft! What are あなた talking about?
Chad: Fine. Then take off the hat.
Sonny: Fine. (takes off hat to reveal a smaller hat)
Chad: You're wearing a hat under a hat? Phew! あなた had the dream, didn't you?
(Sonny's eyes widens) Yeah, it's OK. Tisdale wore 6 hats, but that didn't stop destiny.
Sonny: There is no destiny! There is no あなた and me! There is no- Wow. I never realized what a deep shade of blue your eyes are.
(both lean into kiss)
Sonny: (snapping out of it) Oh my gosh, what am I doing?!
Chad: Ah, getting ロスト in me eyes. Check! Now then all that's left is the kiss.
Sonny: (takes off hat) あなた know what?! I will not キッス you! Not in a million years! あなた and I don't キッス not now, not ever!
Marshal: (comes out of nowhere) あなた two are gonna kiss!
Sonny: Let's just get this sketch over with.
Chad: Alright, but after it happens, あなた know we're gonna be in love.
Sonny: We?
Chad: (stammering) Yo-you I 発言しました you.
Sonny: あなた 発言しました we.
Chad: OK fine, but we is my nickname for you! We happy?
Cookie Monster
Sonny: (holding back Zora) Chad, I can't believe あなた didn't even thank me for saving your life.
Chad: (holding back Dakota) Look, I will have あなた know, I was choking on purpose, okay? To get your silly little merit badge, it's called acting.
Sonny: Yeah and you're not that good of an actor.
Chad: Acting.
Sonny: Choking.
(Chad and Sonny put Dakota and Zora down)
Chad: Acting.
Sonny: Choking!
Chad: Oh really?! Someone better hold me back.
(Dakota holds Chad back while Zora holds Sonny back)
Sonny: Dakota Condor; She thinks that just cause her dad owns the studio that she can have anything she wants!
Dakota: こんにちは Monroe, gimme your muffin!
Sonny: Anything あなた want!
Dakota: Hi Chad! How about joining me for lunch?
Chad: Oh hi Dakota. Yeah I'd 愛 to. Actually I'm due on set for rehearsal.
Dakota: Not if my daddy cancels your show.
Chad: (high voice) Oh what are we having?
Zora: Hi Chad. How would the greatest actor of this generation like to buy a box of cookies?
Chad: (takes out money) あなた had me at greatest actor of this generation.
Sonny: I once had a friend who was a little bloomer. She was only one merit badge shy of becoming a full grown blossom scout. [Starts having flash back]
Mrs. Mongergoure: Sonny Monroe, あなた will NEVER be a Blossom Scout!!! [Rips of Sonny's stouch. Sonny starts crying. Flashback ends and Sonny if still crying.]
Sonny: My friend never got to realize her dream.
Tawni: Im not really paying attention. And I can already tell this freind of your's is you.
Zora: Well would あなた または your friend like to buy a box of cookies?
Sonny: あなた know what put me down for a box
Zora: ONE STINKING BOX I'M TRYING TO BREAK THE COOKIE SELLING RECORD!
Zora: It's the only record I don't currently hold!
Tawni: (with make up all over her face) Why so SERIOUS?
Sonny: あなた know what the joker's right.
Sonny so far
(Chad, Sonny and Tawni all look towards screen) (shows a clip of Chad and Sonny)
Tawni: Whoa.
Sonny: Where did あなた get that?
Gilroy: Didn't know あなた were being filmed, huh? Apparently someone in Makenzie Falls doesn't like Sonny very much. So as we say on the show.....GOTCHA!
Sonny: What? あなた 'gotched' nothing, alright? That was totally taken out of context.
Gilroy: That's what I do! If I were to wait for things to be in context I would not have a show. Still, seems the two of あなた of a little something, something going on... care to comment?
Sonny: I can't believe Gilroy tried to do that to us!
Chad: Yeah, the guy's a jerk. I can't believe I read that book for nothing.
Sonny: あなた know, Tawni and I made a pact earlier that we wouldn't tell anyone secrets, and I think that we should probably do the same thing.
Chad: Okay fine, I didn't read the book! (Sonny looks at him) Wha-oh no, あなた were talking about the us, (Sonny nods) yeah, we don't have secrets!....Do we?
Sonny: Uh-I don't know, do we?
(Sonny and Chad on the monitor)
Sonny: I mean, what if it's something like us, liking each other...
Chad: Yeah, I mean don't really wanna talk about my feelings in front of a live studio audience.
Sonny: Yeah, yeah yeah right, I mean especially feelings we've never talked about before.
Chad: Yeah..you have feelings?
Sonny: yeah,Do あなた have feelings?
Chad: I-I mean since you're really asking...it's just two of us....
Sonny: Right! I mean this time there's no cameras または anything.
Chad: Yeah, I really...I just....
Sonny: No, listen. It's what I'm here for. (Chad smiles at her) あなた go first!
Chad: No あなた go first.
Sonny: No あなた g- ok same time.
Chad: Yeah.
Sonny: One... two...
Chad: I was gonna say that yeah, um, 2 and a half?
(Tanwi grabs the remote and turns off camera)
Walk A Mile In My Pants
Sonny: こんにちは Chad. Did あなた hear about my Walk-a-Thon for books?
Chad: Oh yes, we did. And I have to say Sonny, あなた are very inspiring,thats why I 愛 あなた sonny.
Sonny: Well, we have so much. It's important that we give back.
Chad: (laughs) Aah, I meant あなた inspired me to have a Walk-a-Thon against your Walk-a-Thon.
Sonny: (Pauses to look at the flyer Chad handed to her) A Walk-a-thon against books? How could あなた be against 本 Chad ?
Chad: That's easy. The もっと見る あなた read, the less あなた watch MacKenzie Falls.
Sonny: That's your cause Chad, To get people to watch もっと見る TV? your are such a jerk.
Chad: Are あなた not listening? It's to get them to read less. I'll see あなた at the Walk-a-Thon to read less books. (turns and turns back around) I've got something to tell あなた Sonny. We're gonna raise もっと見る money than you.
Sonny: For what?
Chad: Not buy books.
Sonny: That makes no sense.
Chad: Aah. Guess all that 読書 you're doing isn't making あなた any smarter now, is it? See ya.
Chad: We're gonna look hotter than あなた at the Walk-a-Thon.
Sonny: (laughs) Giving back is whats hot!
Chad: That's what people who don't look hot say.
Chad: Sonny! Sonny, come here! I need to tell あなた something, in case I don't make it.
Sonny: Okay.
Chad: I love...
Sonny: Yes?
Chad: I mean I deeply love..
Sonny: Go on!
Chad: ...that もっと見る kids are 読書 less 本 because of Chad Dylan Cooper!
Sonny: (lets go of Chad's hand and touches his forehead) Oh no! I think you're coming down with P.F.S. too!
Chad: What's that!?
Sonny: (picks up pillow) 枕 in the Face Syndrome! (hits Chad with pillow)
Doctor: Ms. Monroe!
Sonny: Yeah, just fluffing Doc! (throws 枕 at Chad and walks over to the doctor)
Chad: Give it to me straight, doctor! I can take it.
Doctor: あなた have L.B.S.
Chad: (gasps) Leaving Boy Syndrome?!
Doctor: No. Lack of Book Syndrome! Also known as Lazy Butt Syndrome! lbs is also the abbreviation of pounds, (starts poking Chad), which is what あなた are going to gain if あなた don't stop watching yourself on T.V.
Chad: Can't あなた just cut my pants off? あなた know how あなた do?
Doctor: Read two books, then call me in the morning, Mr. Cooper. (hands Chad a perscription)
Chad: (Looks at perscription) Actually it's Dylan Cooper.
Doctor: Not anymore, I removed your Dylan while あなた were under.
Chad: NO! What did あなた do to it?!
Doctor: I gave it to someone who wouldn't waste it! (Opens curtains to reveal Grady)
Doctor: Good afternoon, Mr. Grady Dylan Mitchell.
Grady: I got my Dylan. I've been waiting for 2 years!
Chad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (cries) WHY?!
(Chad wakes up)
Chad: I must have fallen asleep reading. Stupid books. That was horrible! (closes book)
Sonny: We have to make this work.The only way we can get Tawni to walk with us,is if we wear her jeans,because her ファン will see her on TV,us wearing her jeans,sell her もっと見る jeans,raise もっと見る money for books,and less money for no books, and everyone wins except Chad!
Nico: We're gonna need a butt-horn for the butt-horn,'cause this baby ain't coming out.
Sonny:(to Tawni) About the butt-horn, あなた might want to re-think the placement of your face.
Tawni: I'd rather crawl hot then walk ugly.
Sonny Get Your Goat
Tawni: I don't know why you're packing, you're not going anywhere until あなた apologize!
Sonny: I don't know why you're packing because I'm not apologizing!
Tawni: Of course you're apologizing it's your thing, あなた apologize. It's the サークル, 円 of life (Pretends to draw a サークル, 円 in the air) cir-cle!
Sonny: And here's what I think about あなた (Makes hand motion) cir-cle (Pretends to grab circle)
Tawni: (Gasp) What are あなた doing to my circle?!
Sonny: I'm ripping it! (Pretends to rip circle)
Tawni: Give me that! (They start fighting for the circle)
Sonny: Got it! (Tawni cries)
Sonny: Let Tawni have her fancy european adventure,let her be mobbed によって adoring fans,let her be wooed によって gorgeous boy with accents...
Marshal: Pushed あなた out,didn't she?
Sonny: Yeah.
Gassie Passes
Sonny: (to Gassie) あなた know, I used to have a dog just like あなた in Wisconsin. Yeah, except he was a ビーグル with three legs and one eye. We called him Lucky! Or... または Limpy. または Blindy. But, あなた know, it didn't matter what we called him because he was deaf too!
Sonny: I didn't come here to argue I came here to give Gassie some dog time. Beneath the trees and on grass...
Chad: Except the 草 is plastic and the trees are cardboard(through the bull-horn)THIS IS A SET.
Sonny: Good then what Gassie is doing to that ブッシュ over there wont kill it.
(looking at the Gassie & We movie poster)
Tawni: Why is Gassie's head bigger then mine?
Sonny: Well, I'm not sure that it is.
(lunch-box lets out a farting sound)
Sonny: Gross! あなた want people to buy that and then put 食 in it?
Zora: Gross sells sister.
Dakota: あなた have have very nice blue eyes.
Grady: Why thank you.
Dakota: It'd be a shame if あなた ロスト one of them!
Grady: Yeah it would.
Dakota: Now hand me to the Matador!(Grady hands her to Nico)
Nico: Hola?
Chad: あなた just found out your boyfriend's a vampire,you're scared,you're confused,you have two holes in your neck what do あなた do? AND ACTION!
Sonny with a Song
Chad: "Bangs and Fangs" we all get awesome hair and get bitten によって vampires.
Nico: Is your 表示する written によって monkeys?
Chad: Chad Dylan Cooper fears nothing.
Sonny: Spiders.
Chad: Not the little ones.
Sonny: Heights.
Chad: Not the little ones.
To be continued....
P.S.
Sorry if there are any mistakes.The things I wrote were the 名言・格言 I remembered. Feel free to correct the mistakes in the コメント section and feel free to add some of your fav. SWAC quotes.
Here are all the lyrics from the promo...... Ya wanna dance, ya better sing!!!
Sonny: I know あなた think this is probably my fault
Tawni: (spoken) We do!
Sonny: The catty コメント and the constant assult.
Grady: (spoken) It's cool!
Sonny: I was there once, and I'm still alone(?), so listen if あなた want to survive... Inside this.....
Everyone: High School Miserable....
Tawni: I never thought I'd be invisible!
Everyone: In this High School Miserable....
Sonny: You've gotta keep in and be miserable(?)
Everyone: In this High School Miserable... I don't understand what's happening to me.... This High School Miserable... Someone get me back on TV....
That's all I know folks!
Sonny: I know あなた think this is probably my fault
Tawni: (spoken) We do!
Sonny: The catty コメント and the constant assult.
Grady: (spoken) It's cool!
Sonny: I was there once, and I'm still alone(?), so listen if あなた want to survive... Inside this.....
Everyone: High School Miserable....
Tawni: I never thought I'd be invisible!
Everyone: In this High School Miserable....
Sonny: You've gotta keep in and be miserable(?)
Everyone: In this High School Miserable... I don't understand what's happening to me.... This High School Miserable... Someone get me back on TV....
That's all I know folks!
This is the lyrics for Sonny with a chance's theme song, So far so great:
Off to the races
I'm goin' places
Might be a long shot
Not gonna waste it
This is the big break
And it's callin' my name
Yeah!
So far so great!
Get with it
At least I jump
When I see it
Havin' a dream
Is just the begining
So far so great!
Belive it
Can't take away this feeling
Taken a ride
With chance on my side
Yeah
I can't wait
So far so great
So far so great
Ba ba da da da ba da da ba ba da da ba da da da da
Off to the races
I'm goin' places
Might be a long shot
Not gonna waste it
This is the big break
And it's callin' my name
Yeah!
So far so great!
Get with it
At least I jump
When I see it
Havin' a dream
Is just the begining
So far so great!
Belive it
Can't take away this feeling
Taken a ride
With chance on my side
Yeah
I can't wait
So far so great
So far so great
Ba ba da da da ba da da ba ba da da ba da da da da