You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below. Simples!

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I deduced the life story of
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Sherlock Holmes
02 or 32 min → John Watson
03 or 33 min → DI Lestrade
04 or 34 min → Mrs Hudson
05 or 35 min → Molly Hooper
06 or 36 min → Sgt Sally Donovan
07 or 37 min → Anderson
08 or 38 min → Dimmock
09 or 39 min → Mycroft Holmes
10 or 40 min → Andrea
11 or 41 min → Taxi Driver
12 or 42 min → Soo Lin Yao
13 or 43 min → Sarah Sawyer
14 or 44 min → Amanda
15 or 45 min → Shan
16 or 46 min → Connie Prince
17 or 47 min → Kenny Prince
18 or 48 min → Jim Moriarty
19 or 49 min → Lucy
20 or 50 min → Mrs Monkford
21 or 51 min → Eddie Van Coon
22 or 52 min → Homeless Girl
23 or 53 min → Miss Wenceslas
24 or 54 min → Raoul
25 or 55 min → Chinese Shopkeeper
26 or 56 min → Alan West
27 or 57 min → Lord Huxley
28 or 58 min → Professor Caims
29 or 59 min → Mr Ewart
30 or 00 min → Golem

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her
Other → because I love myself
Shirtless → because he/she was hot