Richard Hammond, あなた are a bloody ハート, 心 breaker. I have a crush on you, bigger, it seems, than anybody else's. 上, ページのトップへ Gear, Blast Lab (despite it being rather boring), anything, if you're on it, I'll watch it. The way あなた have such enthusiasm for everything, the way あなた explode into a fit of physics, the way your caravans explode into a fit of burning plastic, it makes me smile. If あなた came up to me, the first thing I'd do is run your wife down with your Harley (best dream EVER), hold あなた close, and キッス あなた within an inch of your life. Then I'd treat あなた to a rubbish and soppy film at the Odeon, share ポップコーン with you, then take あなた to, I dunno, Giraffe, order a 表, テーブル によって the window, and declare my undying 愛 for you. And tell your wife to rest in peace. Kinda. Then I'd take あなた home, キッス あなた もっと見る and take it from there...

This was all dreamed up in maths, and it cost me a detention, but hey, half-feeling your lips was great! 愛 あなた Hamster!