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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

バラ are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

バラ are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

バラ are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 表示する me your tits

バラ make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And あなた愛 it up the shitter

バラ are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

バラ are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

バラ are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

バラ are shit
Violets are crap
表示する me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

バラ are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 飲み込む it down

バラ are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If あなた have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your フレンズ come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary フレンズ that あなた ask their opinion of everything.

7. After あなた have your bath, ラップ a bath towel around あなた and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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My 上, ページのトップへ 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a 一覧 like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this 一覧 with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please コメント but be polite. Also, always コメント because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers あなた know.
12.Strangers あなた don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to 削除 above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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41 Corny 尻, お尻 jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my 一覧 of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let あなた know now i got alot of these from the YouTube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything または eating anything あなた might spit it または something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the ほうき late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the ベイ, 湾 they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar あなた grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something または someone

3. Go up to a ランダム person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki ランダム noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a 噴水 run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to あなた in public about the...

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10 most stupid 質問 people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When あなた meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t あなた try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while 前 and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask あなた somethingand i want あなた to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how あなた feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want あなた to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi または Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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When あなた see it, you'll shit bricks!

added by adultswimperson

Source: Google

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The 20 Dumbest 質問 asked on Yahoo 回答

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious 記事 on pcworld.com
Don't know who the 作者 is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's バッジ Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...

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ペドベアー

added by XxKeithHarkinxX

Source: Google

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a パスワード other than "password" または "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits 次 to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be もっと見る imaginative.

I will not bore my boss によって with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some もっと見る excuses.

I will do less laundry and use もっと見る deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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added by Crazedsitcomfan

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My 上, ページのトップへ 100 Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

This was definitely the most difficult 一覧 I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. あなた can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the 上, ページのトップへ 10 and just listing the other women and 表示中 pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for あなた guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope あなた enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to コメント and I can't wait to hear what...

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The 上, ページのトップへ 10 Spongebob Squarepants Songs! Part 1

posted by deathding

Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The 表示する was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids 表示する that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The 表示する had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my お気に入り parts of the 表示する was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...

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A fat fairy princess.

added by Juilet1234

2

Melons

posted by flippy_fan210

Some of あなた might have heard of the game Facade. those of あなた who have, あなた probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
_____________________-_____________________
Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she 発言しました "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they 発言しました yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...

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ランダム Facts

posted by Bluekait

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are もっと見る likely to become serial killers.

Everything あなた see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are もっと見る likely to dream when あなた are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If あなた tear off paper from bottles, あなた are sexually...

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Jokes

posted by Usui--takumi

Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did あなた get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A ペンギン rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...

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Trick 質問

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 質問 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 返信 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating または wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: あなた are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are あなた now?

Answer:

If あなた answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. あなた overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 次質問 try not to be so dumb.

2 : If あなた overtake the last...