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This ランダム 壁紙 contains ブナ, ブナの木, 葛, クズ, クズバイン, and プエラリア・ロバータ. There might also be イボタノキヘッジ, 当事者ヘッジ, イボタの垣根, 河畔林, 森林, 渓畔林, ベイマツ, ダグラス・ファー, and ダグラスファー.

posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...
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posted by 16falloutboy
♥Why do I 愛 this gorgeous boy so much? Why do I adore his voice and talents? Why is it that he makes me feel happiness inside of my heart? No matter what problems I may face または the people who get on my nerves, I know that he's there for me. I 愛 him with all my heart. I 愛 the way he sings, I 愛 the way he looks, I 愛 the way he says my name. He makes me feel special, he makes me feel wanted, he is the best thing that's ever happened to me. His name is my energy, it fills me up whenever I hear it. He's the most important thing in my life, he's the one who made me confident about...
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A comedic spin on pop culture ヴァンパイア and scary 映画 in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I 愛 this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on ディズニー channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a 表示する that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I 愛 this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the ディズニー channel. I 愛 the characters. It's interesting and funny, I 愛 that its not a typical ディズニー comedy and I 愛 that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
This is my 上, ページのトップへ 14 fave sayings and 名言・格言 :) Enjoy xx

14. あなた got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when ブラックベリー and 林檎, アップル where just フルーツ -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in 愛 when あなた cant fall...
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posted by blossomyumyum
Here is a long riddle for あなた to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair もっと見る than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...
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posted by pollydbookworm
*4 Boy friends*
>
> Once upon a time, there was this girl who had four
> boyfriends.
>
> She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adored him with
> rich robes and
> treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him
> nothing but the best.
>
> She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always
> 表示中 him off
> to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one
> 日 he would leave
> her for another.
>
> She also loved her 2nd boyfriend. He was her confidant and
> was always kind,
> considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced...
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posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something あなた aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner または later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what あなた really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, または take her to dinner, also sometimes a card または a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, あなた wont die...
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posted by Tamar20
Have あなた ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this 記事 is right for you! Hahaha. あなた know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that あなた have to go to the bathroom, and that あなた think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are あなた doing okay in there?". To make it even もっと見る annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...
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1. Get a bag of skitles. Knock on your neighbor's door, when they open throw the skitels at them and say "taste the rainbow".
2. Leave a note saying あなた ran away and then hide in a 木, ツリー または in a trashcan.
3. Chase squirls all 日 long.
4. Ride your bike around your 通り, ストリート 歌う a litte kid song like barnney
5. Go to a ガレージ sale and hide things in the bushes, then come back and get them.
6. Get a bag of chettos and throw them at someone.
7. キッス a ランダム person and say "remember me"
8. Take your sisters/brothers underwear put チョコレート on them and hang them on peoples door knobs.
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the 情報源 of much amusement.

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"If あなた are a burglar, then we're probably at ホーム cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's 安全, 安全です to leave us a message."...
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posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can あなた tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The ジョイスティック is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her もっと見る attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do あなた say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are あなた boys all in the same band?
A3: Do あなた guys all play for the Green ベイ, 湾 Packers?

Q: How do あなた make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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If あなた have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, あなた have $1.19. あなた also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the リンカーン Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest ランダム speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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posted by misscrazel
User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are あなた a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are あなた female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are あなた male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are あなた a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do あなた like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: あなた just...
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posted by RustyandJuneP
Hey, I Was Watching That New 表示する Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia 記事 About A.N.T. Farm:

"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old 音楽 prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."

Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia 記事 about Victorious:

"The 表示する follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."

And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks


Anyone Get Me, あなた Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
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