Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that あなた think they're Tom Cruise または マドンナ (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie 星, つ星 in question).
Ask the guy 次 to あなた to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person 次 to you, "Are あなた in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, あなた have a very irate home,' she 発言しました governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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