Answer their 質問 with questions
Ask if あなた they can put 食 color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about ピザ maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a コメント about his abs.
Ask if the ピザ has had its shots
Ask if the ピザ is organically grown
Ask if them for a free 日付 with one of the staff if あなた make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a 説明 to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if あなた get to keep the ピザ box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards ピザ your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say あなた were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, ピザ Place, start to cry and ask, "Do あなた know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your ピザ "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press ランダム numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every 分 または two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I 投稿されました it, & I'm bored.
Ask if あなた they can put 食 color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about ピザ maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a コメント about his abs.
Ask if the ピザ has had its shots
Ask if the ピザ is organically grown
Ask if them for a free 日付 with one of the staff if あなた make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a 説明 to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if あなた get to keep the ピザ box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards ピザ your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say あなた were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, ピザ Place, start to cry and ask, "Do あなた know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your ピザ "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press ランダム numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every 分 または two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I 投稿されました it, & I'm bored.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and あなた don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do あなた use these emotions または others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) キッス
-See もっと見る emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. または be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat 食 that can make あなた sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda または crush
4) gety near load stuff または equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late 時
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms 通り, ストリート orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make あなた hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what あなた did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat 食 that can make あなた sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda または crush
4) gety near load stuff または equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late 時
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms 通り, ストリート orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make あなた hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what あなた did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ファンポップ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes あなた mad または doesnt agree with your point of view あなた just レポート them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes あなた mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont レポート thm. Because we are a big family and we dont レポート または block family we care and 表示する 愛 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to レポート someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
愛 all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ファンポップ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes あなた mad または doesnt agree with your point of view あなた just レポート them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes あなた mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont レポート thm. Because we are a big family and we dont レポート または block family we care and 表示する 愛 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to レポート someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
愛 all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do あなた want?" "I'm calling to レポート my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank あなた very much for the call, sir." The 次 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your 読書 my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even 読書 this.
4. あなた didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did あなた notice I skipped number three.
7. あなた don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that あなた silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then あなた realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But あなた remember that a fact is something that can be proven right または wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. あなた wish あなた never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch あなた with the missing number this time. または did I?
14. あなた wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 読書 powers amaze you.
16. あなた totally forgot I was only supposed to tell あなた ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even 読書 this.
4. あなた didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did あなた notice I skipped number three.
7. あなた don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that あなた silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then あなた realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But あなた remember that a fact is something that can be proven right または wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. あなた wish あなた never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch あなた with the missing number this time. または did I?
14. あなた wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 読書 powers amaze you.
16. あなた totally forgot I was only supposed to tell あなた ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 歌う in a row, then あなた sneeze and あなた fall down. Did あなた ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - あなた used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how あなた knew あなた had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - あなた know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 歌う in a row, then あなた sneeze and あなた fall down. Did あなた ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - あなた used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how あなた knew あなた had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - あなた know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.