This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find もっと見る crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? あなた are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor, this could be fun
"Your drunk" I said
"Your Sexy" He replied
"Okay who let あなた watch family guy again...oh wait me"
"IM THE BLOODY KING OF ENGLAND AND I CANT DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE あなた GIT!"
"Stop pissing me off im hungry"
"NEVEH!" Luca shouted before runnig downstairs and garding the fridge, i followed
"Let me get some pizza" I comanded
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
"SINCE WHEN ATE あなた A DOG!"
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
I sighed and did the only thing i could think of, i tied some rope around his neck and tied him to the bin, he bit through
"IMMA LAMA NOW!"
"Aw fu-"
"HAVE あなた SEEN THE マフィン MAN THE マフィン MAN THE マフィン MAN"
I went to my last resort i had left, i ran upstair and threw on my police fancy dress, which happened to have a short skirt, my bro would be turned on which was not my plan, i also grabbed a water pistol
"FREEZE!" I shouted, jumping into the kitchen
Luca freezed who was now in his underwear whith two grapes up his nose
"BAM! あなた BAD LITLE SOD!" Luca shouted attacking the toaster, he ignored me
I pointed the gun at him "COME WITH ME または I'LL SHOOT"
I (eventuly) handcuffed him and led him to the his room
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!" Luca shouted repeatedly,
Now 17 mins past midnight I had Luca chained woth fake handcuff's to my bed, he was asleep
Adn that my フレンズ is the reason why we shall not give alcahol (or sugar in my case) to British people
Now if あなた will excuse me Luca is bititng my toe and i wanna sleep
-A.C.
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find もっと見る crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? あなた are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor, this could be fun
"Your drunk" I said
"Your Sexy" He replied
"Okay who let あなた watch family guy again...oh wait me"
"IM THE BLOODY KING OF ENGLAND AND I CANT DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE あなた GIT!"
"Stop pissing me off im hungry"
"NEVEH!" Luca shouted before runnig downstairs and garding the fridge, i followed
"Let me get some pizza" I comanded
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
"SINCE WHEN ATE あなた A DOG!"
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
I sighed and did the only thing i could think of, i tied some rope around his neck and tied him to the bin, he bit through
"IMMA LAMA NOW!"
"Aw fu-"
"HAVE あなた SEEN THE マフィン MAN THE マフィン MAN THE マフィン MAN"
I went to my last resort i had left, i ran upstair and threw on my police fancy dress, which happened to have a short skirt, my bro would be turned on which was not my plan, i also grabbed a water pistol
"FREEZE!" I shouted, jumping into the kitchen
Luca freezed who was now in his underwear whith two grapes up his nose
"BAM! あなた BAD LITLE SOD!" Luca shouted attacking the toaster, he ignored me
I pointed the gun at him "COME WITH ME または I'LL SHOOT"
I (eventuly) handcuffed him and led him to the his room
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!" Luca shouted repeatedly,
Now 17 mins past midnight I had Luca chained woth fake handcuff's to my bed, he was asleep
Adn that my フレンズ is the reason why we shall not give alcahol (or sugar in my case) to British people
Now if あなた will excuse me Luca is bititng my toe and i wanna sleep
-A.C.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No あなた are a robot times 1000000.
User: No あなた are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and あなた are a robot.
User: User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. あなた are the robot here.
User: User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... あなた computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So あなた admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
lol yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No あなた are a robot times 1000000.
User: No あなた are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and あなた are a robot.
User: User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. あなた are the robot here.
User: User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.User: あなた robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... あなた computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So あなた admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
lol yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The コンサート Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 時 Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There 歌う I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're シート, 座席 Ooh K Then ドレイク, ドレーク Sad あなた Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There ドレイク, ドレーク Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The ファン ファン Was 歌う Along Giving Him お花 Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For 読書 And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that あなた have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask 質問 to a magic 8 ball and take the 回答 seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when あなた find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when あなた see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a ランダム person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that あなた have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask 質問 to a magic 8 ball and take the 回答 seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when あなた find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when あなた see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a ランダム person!
raindrops on バラ and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp 林檎, アップル strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp 林檎, アップル strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws 食 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 質問 (ex: What do としょうかん, ライブラリ cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 日 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who あなた think she is
*She throws 食 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 質問 (ex: What do としょうかん, ライブラリ cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 日 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who あなた think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book によって its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders または u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id 愛 to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break あなた down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to あなた that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating コメント about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why あなた like what あなた do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do あなた do it? Do あなた have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever あなた do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to あなた that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating コメント about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why あなた like what あなた do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do あなた do it? Do あなた have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever あなた do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent バナナ even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a バナナ is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but あなた can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a もっと見る stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are クラブ song)
バナナ バナナ 羊 are there フレンズ
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a バナナ is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but あなた can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a もっと見る stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are クラブ song)
バナナ バナナ 羊 are there フレンズ
BANANAS