Dear Noah, We could've sworn あなた 発言しました the ark wasn't leaving until 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns.
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Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the freakin plane.
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The guy who puts down イヌ at animal shelters must not get alot of women. "And what do あなた do for a living?" "...I kill puppies."
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Do あなた know what happens to 100% of people who eat carrots? THEY DIE.
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The worst time to have a ハート, 心 attack is during a game of charades.
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あなた cannot bring sexy back without a receipt.
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"Want to play the rape game?" "No!!!" "That's the spirit!"
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If あなた find yourself ロスト in the woods, fuck it, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here. I have improved my predicament!",
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The Sims would be もっと見る fun with a Godzilla attack button.
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If Kanye can steal the mic then Taylor is not actually swift.
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People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?!
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I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a ホーム anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.
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Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough to take Homework. Homework is not for everyone, including those with a life. Do not take homework if あなた cannot sit for もっと見る than 20 seconds. Isn't it time あなた tried homework? Homework. A Million Problems, No Solutions.
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We need to keep telephone booths around because it'll be hard for スーパーマン to change in a cell phone.
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あなた need to wake Green 日 up at the end of the month.
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The guy who stands in the entrance of Walmart and says "Welcome to Walmart" must say it so many times, he probably wakes up at night yelling it.
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Saying that Twilight is a vampire film because it has ヴァンパイア in it is like saying Lord of the Rings is like Rudolph because it has elves in it.
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あなた could most definetly defeat a tyrannosaurus rex in arm wrestling.
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There's always that one really freaky girl in your grade who's obsessed with horses.
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Saying "Jesus" backwards sounds like sausage.
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あなた know a movie is ending when the camera zooms out and moves up to the sky.
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Apparantly, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And theres 5 people in my family so it must be 1 of them. Its not me, so it could be my dad, または my mom, または my older brother Colin, または my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But I think it's my brother Colin.
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It would be interesting to hear what the guys with really deep voices who do the voice for movie trailers sound like at home. 'Coming soon to a 表, テーブル near you... it's ディナー time'.
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Ugh, my co-workers bug the heck out of me. One of them's a chick who doesn't know left from right. But she's pretty hot. The other girl's really really smart but I swear, she looks like she came from a nerd convention. And then there's this guy who seems like he's high all the time, and for some reason he brings his dog to work everyday. So yeah, we travel in a bus and solve mysteries and stuff...
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The only two people who tell the truth in this world are children and drunks.
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Maybe Squidward is mean because someone ストール, 盗んだ his pants.
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If あなた are what あなた eat, then Lord Voldemort was a unicorn.
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Google Earth sees ALL... But can it see why kids 愛 Cinnamon トースト Crunch?
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Cats: あなた don't care what this says, you're just a cat.
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It would be really awesome to be able to customize error pages. It wouldn't be as depressing to open up a page and see "AW SHIT! あなた JUST GOT 404'D, BITCH."
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Always remember, no matter how bad it seems, things could be worse. I mean, あなた could be chased によって some psycho with a snake who wants to kill あなた because of a prophecy while あなた have to go find and kill six pieces of his soul.
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All Voldemort really needed was a hug.
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There are four stages of life; 1) あなた believe in Santa Claus. 2) あなた don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) あなた are Santa Claus. 4) あなた look like Santa Claus.
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Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the freakin plane.
---
The guy who puts down イヌ at animal shelters must not get alot of women. "And what do あなた do for a living?" "...I kill puppies."
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Do あなた know what happens to 100% of people who eat carrots? THEY DIE.
---
The worst time to have a ハート, 心 attack is during a game of charades.
---
あなた cannot bring sexy back without a receipt.
---
"Want to play the rape game?" "No!!!" "That's the spirit!"
---
If あなた find yourself ロスト in the woods, fuck it, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here. I have improved my predicament!",
---
The Sims would be もっと見る fun with a Godzilla attack button.
---
If Kanye can steal the mic then Taylor is not actually swift.
---
People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?!
---
I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a ホーム anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.
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Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough to take Homework. Homework is not for everyone, including those with a life. Do not take homework if あなた cannot sit for もっと見る than 20 seconds. Isn't it time あなた tried homework? Homework. A Million Problems, No Solutions.
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We need to keep telephone booths around because it'll be hard for スーパーマン to change in a cell phone.
---
あなた need to wake Green 日 up at the end of the month.
---
The guy who stands in the entrance of Walmart and says "Welcome to Walmart" must say it so many times, he probably wakes up at night yelling it.
---
Saying that Twilight is a vampire film because it has ヴァンパイア in it is like saying Lord of the Rings is like Rudolph because it has elves in it.
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あなた could most definetly defeat a tyrannosaurus rex in arm wrestling.
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There's always that one really freaky girl in your grade who's obsessed with horses.
---
Saying "Jesus" backwards sounds like sausage.
---
あなた know a movie is ending when the camera zooms out and moves up to the sky.
---
Apparantly, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And theres 5 people in my family so it must be 1 of them. Its not me, so it could be my dad, または my mom, または my older brother Colin, または my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But I think it's my brother Colin.
---
It would be interesting to hear what the guys with really deep voices who do the voice for movie trailers sound like at home. 'Coming soon to a 表, テーブル near you... it's ディナー time'.
---
Ugh, my co-workers bug the heck out of me. One of them's a chick who doesn't know left from right. But she's pretty hot. The other girl's really really smart but I swear, she looks like she came from a nerd convention. And then there's this guy who seems like he's high all the time, and for some reason he brings his dog to work everyday. So yeah, we travel in a bus and solve mysteries and stuff...
---
The only two people who tell the truth in this world are children and drunks.
---
Maybe Squidward is mean because someone ストール, 盗んだ his pants.
---
If あなた are what あなた eat, then Lord Voldemort was a unicorn.
---
Google Earth sees ALL... But can it see why kids 愛 Cinnamon トースト Crunch?
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Cats: あなた don't care what this says, you're just a cat.
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It would be really awesome to be able to customize error pages. It wouldn't be as depressing to open up a page and see "AW SHIT! あなた JUST GOT 404'D, BITCH."
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Always remember, no matter how bad it seems, things could be worse. I mean, あなた could be chased によって some psycho with a snake who wants to kill あなた because of a prophecy while あなた have to go find and kill six pieces of his soul.
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All Voldemort really needed was a hug.
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There are four stages of life; 1) あなた believe in Santa Claus. 2) あなた don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) あなた are Santa Claus. 4) あなた look like Santa Claus.
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