Be proud of your gender
Reasons why あなた shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. あなた know stuff about tanks
4. A five 日 vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. あなた can open all your own jars
7. Old フレンズ don't give あなた crap if you've gained weight
8. Your 尻, お尻 is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A ビール gut does not make あなた invisible to the opposite sex
11. あなた can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. あなた can kill your own food
14. The ガレージ is all yours
15. あなた get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if あなた swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. あなた don't have to shave below your neck
19. あなた don't have to curl up to a hairy 尻, お尻 every night
20. チョコレート is just another snack
21. あなた get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. あなた can wear a white シャツ to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick 尻, お尻 over bridal showers
28. Someday あなた get to be a dirty old man
29. あなた can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. あなた never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when あなた walk into the room
36. あなた can sit with your knees apart no matter what あなた are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. あなた know stuff about everyone
2. あなた rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. あなた won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your ジョイスティック is
8. あなた smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for あなた to marry for money
11. Crying gets あなた anything
12. You'll never have もっと見る hair in your nose than on your head
13. あなた have もっと見る hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. あなた don't need a タイトル to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. あなた have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap あなた for telling a dirty joke
19. あなた can whip men for money
20. あなた know that penis size really does matter
21. あなた can walk down the 通り, ストリート without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. あなた can admire another woman without your フレンズ accusing あなた of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. あなた know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your フレンズ won't call あなた pussywhipped behind your back
29. あなた can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. あなた can get into a fenderbender and nobody 質問 your womanhood
32. あなた don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
Reasons why あなた shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. あなた know stuff about tanks
4. A five 日 vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. あなた can open all your own jars
7. Old フレンズ don't give あなた crap if you've gained weight
8. Your 尻, お尻 is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A ビール gut does not make あなた invisible to the opposite sex
11. あなた can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. あなた can kill your own food
14. The ガレージ is all yours
15. あなた get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if あなた swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. あなた don't have to shave below your neck
19. あなた don't have to curl up to a hairy 尻, お尻 every night
20. チョコレート is just another snack
21. あなた get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. あなた can wear a white シャツ to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick 尻, お尻 over bridal showers
28. Someday あなた get to be a dirty old man
29. あなた can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. あなた never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when あなた walk into the room
36. あなた can sit with your knees apart no matter what あなた are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. あなた know stuff about everyone
2. あなた rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. あなた won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your ジョイスティック is
8. あなた smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for あなた to marry for money
11. Crying gets あなた anything
12. You'll never have もっと見る hair in your nose than on your head
13. あなた have もっと見る hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. あなた don't need a タイトル to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. あなた have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap あなた for telling a dirty joke
19. あなた can whip men for money
20. あなた know that penis size really does matter
21. あなた can walk down the 通り, ストリート without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. あなた can admire another woman without your フレンズ accusing あなた of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. あなた know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your フレンズ won't call あなた pussywhipped behind your back
29. あなた can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. あなた can get into a fenderbender and nobody 質問 your womanhood
32. あなた don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper