New ways to order pizza
Are あなた tired of always ordering ピザ the same way? Well, this lists will keep あなた entertained for over 90 ピザ orders!!!
1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival ピザ place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their 質問 with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.
11. Tell them to put the crust on 上, ページのトップへ this time.
12. Sing the order to the tune of バン Morrison's "Brown-Eyed Girl."
13. Do not name the toppings あなた want. Rather, spell them out.
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when あなた say "crazy bread."
15. Stutter on the letter "p."
16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a P'zone)
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if あなた would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer あなた up.
22. Make a 一覧 of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
23. Change your accent every three seconds.
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation あなた are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
25. Act like あなた know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
28. Rent a pizza.
29. Order while using an electric ナイフ sharpener.
30. Ask if あなた get to keep the ピザ box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
32. Have your ピザ "shaken, not stirred."
33. Say "Are あなた sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do あなた know what it's like to be lied to?"
34. 移動する the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as あなた speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs.
35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your ピザ is, in fact, dead.
36. Imitate the order taker's voice.
37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
38. When they say "What would あなた like?" say, "Huh? Oh, あなた mean now."
39. Play a sitar in the background.
40. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so あなた can surprise him/her.
41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
42. Ask to see a menu.
43. Quote Carl Sandberg.
44. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.
45. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
47. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
48. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
49. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"
50. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
51. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
52. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
53. If using a touch-tone, press ランダム numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
54. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
55. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say あなた were drunk and didn't mean it.
56. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
57. レポート a petty theft to the order taker.
58. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Holy ピザ toppings, Batman!"
59. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
60. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed によって your sweet words."
61. Wonder aloud if あなた should trim those nose hairs.
62. Try to talk while drinking something.
63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"
64. Ask if the ピザ is organically grown.
65. Ask about ピザ maintenance and repair.
66. Be vague in your order.
67. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little もっと見る OOMPH this time."
68. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 秒 throughout the order.
69. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
70. Start the conversation によって reciting today's 日付 and saying, "This may be my last entry."
71. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
72. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a 説明 to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
73. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
74. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
75. When listing toppings あなた want on your pizza, include another pizza.
76. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.
77. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
78. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that あなた won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
79. Put them on hold.
80. Teach the order taker a scret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
81. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I 発言しました 'sauce smothered with meat'."
82. Make the first topping あなた order mushrooms. Make the last thing あなた say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
84. When you'ge 与えられた the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
85. Haggle.
86. Order a one-inch pizza.
87. Order term life insurance.
88. When they say "Will that be all?" snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
89. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.
90. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
91. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
92. Engage in some serious swapping.
93. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
94. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
95. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
96. Ask if the ピザ has had its shots.
97. Order a steamed pizza.
98. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the 時 to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up.
99. Offer to pay for the ピザ with a public flogging.
Are あなた tired of always ordering ピザ the same way? Well, this lists will keep あなた entertained for over 90 ピザ orders!!!
1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival ピザ place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their 質問 with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.
11. Tell them to put the crust on 上, ページのトップへ this time.
12. Sing the order to the tune of バン Morrison's "Brown-Eyed Girl."
13. Do not name the toppings あなた want. Rather, spell them out.
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when あなた say "crazy bread."
15. Stutter on the letter "p."
16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a P'zone)
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if あなた would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer あなた up.
22. Make a 一覧 of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
23. Change your accent every three seconds.
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation あなた are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
25. Act like あなた know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
28. Rent a pizza.
29. Order while using an electric ナイフ sharpener.
30. Ask if あなた get to keep the ピザ box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
32. Have your ピザ "shaken, not stirred."
33. Say "Are あなた sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do あなた know what it's like to be lied to?"
34. 移動する the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as あなた speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs.
35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your ピザ is, in fact, dead.
36. Imitate the order taker's voice.
37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
38. When they say "What would あなた like?" say, "Huh? Oh, あなた mean now."
39. Play a sitar in the background.
40. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so あなた can surprise him/her.
41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
42. Ask to see a menu.
43. Quote Carl Sandberg.
44. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.
45. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
47. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
48. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
49. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"
50. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
51. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
52. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
53. If using a touch-tone, press ランダム numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
54. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
55. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say あなた were drunk and didn't mean it.
56. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
57. レポート a petty theft to the order taker.
58. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Holy ピザ toppings, Batman!"
59. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
60. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed によって your sweet words."
61. Wonder aloud if あなた should trim those nose hairs.
62. Try to talk while drinking something.
63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"
64. Ask if the ピザ is organically grown.
65. Ask about ピザ maintenance and repair.
66. Be vague in your order.
67. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little もっと見る OOMPH this time."
68. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 秒 throughout the order.
69. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
70. Start the conversation によって reciting today's 日付 and saying, "This may be my last entry."
71. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
72. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a 説明 to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
73. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
74. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
75. When listing toppings あなた want on your pizza, include another pizza.
76. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.
77. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
78. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that あなた won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
79. Put them on hold.
80. Teach the order taker a scret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
81. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I 発言しました 'sauce smothered with meat'."
82. Make the first topping あなた order mushrooms. Make the last thing あなた say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
84. When you'ge 与えられた the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
85. Haggle.
86. Order a one-inch pizza.
87. Order term life insurance.
88. When they say "Will that be all?" snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
89. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.
90. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
91. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
92. Engage in some serious swapping.
93. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
94. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
95. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
96. Ask if the ピザ has had its shots.
97. Order a steamed pizza.
98. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the 時 to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up.
99. Offer to pay for the ピザ with a public flogging.