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1. Dial a ランダム number and confuse the person who 回答 によって saying things like;
"Why did あなた call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up ランダム statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a ランダム 記事 like this.

4. At walmart または somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, または a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with their upcoming child while staring at their stomach in a serious tone.

5. Go sit in your front yard and wave to the people walking bye. Greet them with something like, "Hey Sally, how's the kids?"

6. Text everyone あなた know something like, "Happy international talk-like-a-viking-day!"

7. Write a comic book including yourself staring as a superhero along with your フレンズ as your sidekick または other superheros and make your arch nemisis some one あなた deeply despise.

8. Flirt with perverts on the web. (Best times are around 9-11 am in my time, in the south eastern area of the united states, sorry I don't know time zones!)

9. (girls, または cross-dressers....) Blind fold your フレンズ and yourself and give each other blind makeovers. (results may vary)

10. (girls または クロス dressers..) First you'll need a half full/half empty または completely empty perfume または body mist bottle. Add smelly things and strange liquids while trying to maintain a believeable color and offer the original fragrance to either a friend as a joke または to an enemy.
1. Change the lyrics to a 人気 song to hilarious ランダム lyrics.

12. Find a poster of a celeb. あなた hate または a picture of an enemy and use markers/cheap makeup to paint them into your point of view towards them.

13. Drive a riding lawnmower down the 通り, ストリート casually.

14. Carry a ソファー, ソファ down the 通り, ストリート and see how long it takes until someone calls the police.

15. Try some of the キャンディー in the medicine cabinet.

16. Tell everyone how much あなた 愛 them, including strangers.

17. (aimed at guys) Undress and meet me in the back with the jack at the juke box ;) (jk)

18. Take your pants off and run around your neighborhood screaming "MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"

19. Chat with strangers on the internet! That seems to be what most of us do.

20. Try a stage slide in shorts.

21. Complain to ランダム strangers about a bruise on your buttox.

22. Give your mother a ハート, 心 attack and tell her your pregnant. (especially affective for guys but aimed at girls)

23. Shake up a soda can (while the hobos not looking) and politely offer the cold drink to a hobo seemingly obliviously.

24. Try to make your own soda. (ex. For オレンジ soda add オレンジ 食 coloring または オレンジ ジュース to sprite) Now offer your creation to someone.
25. (girls... または cross-dressers) Hang upside down from a 木, ツリー and give your friend a makeover.

26.Go streaking through town.

27. Go skinny dipping.

28. Write cuss words on the side walk with chalk in a neighborhood with small children.

29. Try playing baseball with tomatoes.

30. Go around town getting ランダム people to sign your t-shirt.

31. Have a free hug day.

32. Have a cake/pie fight.

33. Ask for band name suggestions at a gay bar.(I've done this before. Hilarious outcomes.) *

34. Play midnight subway カート game (run from subway カート to subway カート before the doors close.)

35. Throw a themed party (ex. football bros and cheerleading hoes)

36. Water gun drive by.

37. Have a picnic on a roof!
38. Flour Bombing- it's really cheap and easy...
Buy a load of cheap tissues and flour.
Open a tissue up and put about a handful of flour inside.
Then screw the 上, ページのトップへ of the tissue up so that it is sealed, but not too tight.
Make as many of these as あなた like and スプリット, 分割 them out evenly between your friends.
Find a large field または garden, put on some old clothes and go crazy throwing them at eachother (it's even better at night!)
Same rules apply as in paintballing!

39. Racing in shopping carts is major fun.

40. Push your friend in a baby stroller (let go) down the steepest 丘, ヒル in your neighborhood (A 1st aid kit might come in handy.)

41.Take ketchup packets from McDonalds and leave them under car tires in a parking lot.

45. Do the same with eggs and rotten tomatoes.

46. Sit your younger brother/sister/cousin/something (If あなた don't have these subsitutions may include a close friend who's good at being annoying) on a スツール in あなた front yard and try to auction them off.

47. Leave a hamburger on 上, ページのトップへ of someone's car and wait in a car nearby and watch their reaction..

48. Tell some little kids your having an Easter Egg Hunt または something ( But don't hide anything!!) And watch as they look and look.

49.Jump Trucking (jump on the back of a truck/van and see where it takes you)
50. WalMart または Super Store Frogging(basically means あなた plan to sneak a sleepover, they stay open for 24 hours so hide and wait til everyones gone)

51. T-P someone's house

52. Cow tipping!!

53. Wait until its dark and when a neighbor または family comes home. Hide in the bushes and as they walk by, spray them with something like silly string または washable spray paint.

54. Go 食 Sampling (like trick または treating, instead of door to door あなた go store to store and collect ランダム 食 samples--the mall 食 court is a good place to start. At the end of the day, dump all your collectibles on a plate and have lunch/dinner together)

55. Mute Dialogue a Movie または a TV 表示する (bring down the sound または mute it and make up what they're saying lol)

56. Night time Glow PaintBall shooting/Water Balloon Fighting (fill 銃 with glow in the dark paint または fill water balloons and make a game of it at night...Remember the もっと見る あなた get hit the easier it is to find あなた and target あなた again. Play til あなた run out)

57. Ride Railing of an escalator (run up a down escalator, run down an up escalator...Warning: the inexperienced WILL get hurt---or thrown out lol)

58. 次 time あなた go eat fast 食 go thru the drive thru without a car and demand service!

59. Fast 食 Hopping. Grab Mcdonalds fries, Burger King Whoppers, Wendy's Frosty, Arby's モッツァレラ, モッツァレラチーズ Sticks, KFC nuggets, Subway drink (or switch it around, then sit down outside a fancy restaurant and have a nice but cheap meal and do some people watching especially as they come out of the restaurant with empty wallets)
60. Do some karaoke with フレンズ または better yet go caroling hot hits door to door (if they complain say you're observing a religious holiday, it's even funnier to say after あなた finished 歌う Baby Got Back. Make sure to ask for any requests and try to beatbox even if you're terrible at it)

61. When the phone rings and its a sells call, say you're not buying but then try to sell them the competitors product.

62. Call a ピザ place. Tell them you're new and town and your neighbors asked あなた to order ピザ for a party but since you're new round here you're not really sure what this ピザ thing is and ask them to explain it to you. When they say "Bread with meat and cheese on it." Ask them something like "What kind of bread? Like a sandwich? With meat? Well, what kind of meat? Couldn't I just put some turkey & cheese on a sandwich?" For best outcomes, call a place where it is against the rules for an employee to hang up on a customer who calls. (In my town there's a place called "Hungry Howie's where these rules apply. My brother's friend is expert at this kind of stuff and did this --He made the call last almost an hour!

62. Eat something that is bad for you, then bathe in pepto-bismal.

63. Tie yourself to the back of a car then jump off while its moving and have someone videotape あなた getting extremely bad road-rash at the speeds of 50 to 70mph...

64. Run around town and lick every shops window .

65. Bring a wireless microphone into town and sing beside someone playing a ギター etc.

66. Sit on your roof and throw water baloons at pedestrians.

67. Follow ランダム people around and pretend あなた know them によって trying to make conversation.

68. Run around in your underwear with a wand and a harry potter outfit and yell spells at people.
69. Go to Wal-Mart and when the announcer comes on Say this Its those voices again!!! Scream that in an isle!!

70. Go into a ランダム store with a lot of people and screamI WON THE LOTTERY!!!

71.When あなた are in class lightly bob your head to a light tune and then think of a really heavy metal tune and just whip out the air ギター and everything! Thrash your head around too!!!

72. Get whipped cream in a bottle and spray randoms!!

73. Have a hugging contest!

74. Try on old people clothes clothes at the mall and アップロード them onto your fanpop/myspace/facebook または another account!

75. Knock and run on peoples houses(teaches, mates, old people)

76. Put 落花生, ピーナッツ バター on the handle of ランダム cars

77. follow a ランダム car ホーム to mess with them

78. fast 食 football (have someone run through and grab your bag of 食 as the people are handing it to you;; あなた get another bag of 食 free)

79. dress up as the oppostie sex and go into public.

80. hide behind things at the mall and throw eggs/water balloons at people walking によって

81. Get a whole basket of food, wait till its all checked out, and say あなた forgot your wallet

82. drive through the mcdonalds drive-thru backwards

83. Get kicked out of wal-mart84. Rent golfcarts and race your フレンズ on them

85. Honk going through a neighborhood early in the morning または late at night and wake people up.

86. 表示する up at the wrong house, pretend its your フレンズ house (that you've never been to) and just go right in and pretend everythings normal.

87. Rearrange your entire house before your parents come ホーム

88.get a bald cap, go to school and pretend like あなた shaved your head.

89. Walk in public with your pants off casually

90. Climb a 木, ツリー and drop eggs on cars.

91. Mess with the scale at a doctor's office so everyone thinks they're really fat.


93. Video yourself doing a silly dance to a song then watch it after and laugh.

94. Text every contact saying your pregnant/getting married/diagnosed with autism/etc.

95. Black mail your teacher.

96.Pile up all your stuffed toys in the middle of a room then jump in them.

97. Open your window and yell out of it, "You'll never take me alive coppers!"

98. Type in 'Things to do when you're bored' on youtube.
99. On the computer, make a fake advertisement for a Gardener and put it out in the porch. Later, find out if your parents think it is real!

100. Put a sign up outside your house saying 'Brother/siter for sale'

101. Draw a banana.

102. Slap yourself until あなた get hurt.

103. Pretend to look around your room as if it has just turned into Narnia.

104. try to balance as many spoons on your face as あなた can.

105. Pretend あなた are running away from yourself.

106. Try to break a CD (one that あなた don't use anymore).

107. Make a mixture of all the liquids in your bathroom then put it in a bottle and name it (your name)'s secret bath lotion.

108. Post a video onto YouTube of あなた doing the most ランダム things ever.

109. Walk around your room without walking on the floor.

110. Make a sale of the most ランダム things ever outside your house.

111. 一覧 all the swear words あなた know and mail the note to a ランダム adress.

112. Make up a video called,''What to do when you're bored
113.You grab a stuff animal(has to be small) and あなた run up and the side walk yelling pussy come back. あなた get some crazy looks and its really funny.

114. Go do something that would make the world a little bit better- Protest for chickens who like to クロス the road's questioned authorities.

115. Sit on your roof with your friends, and if someone gives あなた a weird look from the street, yell "We are waiting to board the mothership!"
116. Play Sweet & サワー with some friends. Stand on a 通り, ストリート corner and wave at every car that passes. If they wave back または smile, yell "Sweet." If they ignore あなた または give あなた a dirty look, yell "SOUR!" and chase them as long as あなた would like.

117. Go to Wal-Mart and just sit in the middle of an isle with your friends. See how long it takes for someone to make あなた move.

118. Go to a store like target and play phone tag (if あなた have a picture cell phone) --- like walk through the store and the game is to try to get pics of your フレンズ w/o them seeing あなた and w/o them taking pictures of you!

119. Go teepeeing go through a drive thru and order ランダム **** and mess with the pe

120. Stay a couple nights in a hotle with about 20 people in the same room (got kicked out.

121. Go to a store and pretend your blind.

123. Dress up like Santa & go to walmart & wish people a merry Christmas! (no matter if it's クリスマス または not!)

124. Run really fast and slide on a carpet then count how many rug burns あなた get
125. Find a number あなた like (preferably 47) and become obsessed with it.
Don’t worry; I’ve listed some interesting examples of ‘obsessive behaviour’ to start あなた off:
Buy all the t-shirts and items of clothing あなた can with that number on it, or, if that fails, go to a t-shirt printers and get some made. If あなた prefer, there is always the option of buying an age badge of your number from any good card/gift shop. If they have sold out of your number, make your badge out of paper plates and カクテル sticks.
Every time あなた spot your number (whether on your own または in public) point to it and scream “Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” as loud as あなた can.
When あなた go out nightclubbing, steal a girl friend’s eyeliner pencil and draw that number on your forehead. (Don’t use your own pencil, if あなた have one – such extensive use will shorten the life of あなた eye-liner for sure.) People may stare at あなた – don’t be alarmed if this happens. They are simply amazed によって how cool あなた look.
Get the DJs of any pubs あなた visit (don’t bother with club DJs – they won’t take あなた seriously) to announce your preferred number over the PA system as often as あなた can. Don’t be disheartened if continuous harassment of the DJ gets あなた thrown out of your local – remember the power of your number, and have faith that the pub landlord will come round eventually.
Make an occasion of Halloween. Get a pumpkin, carve out the shape of your sacred number, and take it with あなた when あなた go out. Remember, あなた can’t throw away the carved out かぼちゃ, カボチャ number! Best keep it in your freezer for all eternity so it’s always there to protect あなた from evil.
Sometimes a nonsensical word, for instance ‘Toyspens’, can be used in conjunction with your chosen number for added effect. However, be very careful when deciding on your word または あなた may end up accidentally summoning the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse again.
If someone asks あなた “Why??” laugh hysterically and then ignore them for a few days. They’ll soon realise their mistake.

126. Get a group of フレンズ and climb into the window in a store and pretend to be manicans によって standing as still as possible and posing. See how many people あなた can fool.

127. Hang out on someone's roof and talk.

128. CLIFF JUMPING! あなた ALWAYS WALK AWAY WITH A CUT または SOMETHING! ITS A GREAT TIME BRING A VIDEO CAMERA129. Throw on some Mexican wrestling masks and sit in the trees drinking scotch...and scare the hell out of early morning joggers.

130. well, あなた know those people who get their deer heads mounted? Anyway, take it & ride around in the car with it. Occasionally stick it's head out the window sometimes.

131. Go around during an election season collecting the signs for one candidate and making note of what house we took it from, then go and switch those signs with people who were promoting the other candidate.

132. Try slamming a revolving door.
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Frank: A trailer?
Martha: What do we need a trailer for?
Sonic: Advertising.
Sean: Sonic is right. I want people to know about my operations.
Frank: What operations?
Guy: Our operations to defeat the N.V.A!
U.S Ponies: *Holding M16's with bayonets* Oorah!
Sean: No no, a different type of operation. Observe.

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Coming soon to this very club.


Sean: *Going 75 miles an 時 with seven coaches*

Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.

Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with...
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Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This ファン story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and 発言しました "How's it going?"

She 発言しました "Bad and I won't tell あなた why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow 発言しました "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically 発言しました "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon 発言しました "Sister...
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I'm 書く this 記事 because this has been in my mind for so long that I need to bring this up sooner または later. Whenever people stated Shou Tucker as a worst father ever, I immediately thought of this guy. Meet Doctor Mar Londo, the father of Brin Londo, who is commonly known as Timber Wolf. Dr. Londo is from the comic book series called "Legion of Super-Heroes". I'm going to analyze his actions in the cartoon adaption and then I'll give my reason why he's worse than Shou Tucker, in my opinion at least.

In the episode "Timber Wolf", in the planet "Rawl", Dr. Londo dragged his own son, Brin,...
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 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell あなた my お気に入り yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a ランダム emoji によって dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The ランダム emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her 愛 handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are もっと見る chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the 食 they eat.

7-The hair of polar くま, クマ is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A カタツムリ can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
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