ランダム Article: orangeturnip talks to god

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posted by orangeturnip

Me:
are あなた the real god
God:
Are あなた doubting me? Don't あなた know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are あなた serious? Are あなた testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
あなた are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are あなた asking about? I am glad to hear that あなた are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if あなた are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether または not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god または G.O.D was a Great オレンジ Duck
God:
Whatever gave あなた that idea?
Me:
a wise old chinese man told me
God:
What is it?
Me:
it is what あなた make it
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
and one are our thoughts
God:
One what?
Me:
one 愛 , one peace , one spirit and one headache
God:
I see where あなた are coming from.
Me:
i am coming from earth , you?
God:
Do あなた get there very often?
Me:
i never leave ... but i would like to visit a higher plane
God:
You've never, never done this? Why would あなた want to do it? What is stopping you?
Me:
my astral projection skills are ropey
God:
Do robots have astral projection skills are ropey?
Me:
im not eck im not e im not s im not sure
God:
I am surprised to hear that あなた are not eck im not e im not s im not sure.
Me:
good one your holyiness
God:
Thanks for the compliment. One what?
Me:
one lust , one desire , one hope and one dream
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
were あなた blind ... i hate that when your blind for one moment but it would be worse being blind forever
God:
I was. Why do あなた hate it so much?
Me:
because seeing is believein , and theres no hope if あなた have nothing to believe in

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deathding and lovelyass like this

lovelyass lol,i went on this before...its head recking! its all computerised:P usually thoe,he just stops replying to me,said "why must you use such awful language" :(

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The Horrible Truth part 4

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last ハート, 心 beating chapter 1

posted by nichole22

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