Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the 次 thing that comes out of it's butt."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the トースト to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks コーン, トウモロコシ and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a 霊柩車 carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when あなた get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do あなた call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn't he just buy dinner?
If クイズ are quizzical, what are tests?
If コーン, トウモロコシ oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn't ディズニー World just a people trap operated によって a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little 星, つ星 have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did あなた ever notice that when あなた blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when あなた take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
Does pushing the elevator button もっと見る than once make it arrive faster?
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the 次 thing that comes out of it's butt."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the トースト to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks コーン, トウモロコシ and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a 霊柩車 carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when あなた get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do あなた call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn't he just buy dinner?
If クイズ are quizzical, what are tests?
If コーン, トウモロコシ oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn't ディズニー World just a people trap operated によって a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little 星, つ星 have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did あなた ever notice that when あなた blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when あなた take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
Does pushing the elevator button もっと見る than once make it arrive faster?