1. I've got my としょうかん, ライブラリ card and im checking あなた out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are あなた wearing 宇宙 pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those クッキー for sale?
5. あなた must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are あなた a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep あなた in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. あなた wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do あなた like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are あなた wearing 宇宙 pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those クッキー for sale?
5. あなた must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are あなた a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep あなた in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. あなた wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do あなた like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)
Rant #1: Gender Roles / Double Standards
あなた know what really boils my blood to the point of evaporation?!! Gender double standards!
Whenever a girl likes boy things such as Transformers, TMNT, または Thundercats, she's a "super cool tomboy" または had "girl power"!
But whenever a guy likes girl things such as My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, または Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, he's a "weak manchild" または he needs to "grow up"!
It drives me nuts! I mean, it's okay for girls to like boy things but it's not good at all for guys to like girl things! That's human hypocrisy at it's best people!
Gender double standards make as much sense as a hedgehog that flies into the mouth of a hawk that can shoot lasers from it's eyes which summon a three headed dragon!
あなた know what really boils my blood to the point of evaporation?!! Gender double standards!
Whenever a girl likes boy things such as Transformers, TMNT, または Thundercats, she's a "super cool tomboy" または had "girl power"!
But whenever a guy likes girl things such as My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, または Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, he's a "weak manchild" または he needs to "grow up"!
It drives me nuts! I mean, it's okay for girls to like boy things but it's not good at all for guys to like girl things! That's human hypocrisy at it's best people!
Gender double standards make as much sense as a hedgehog that flies into the mouth of a hawk that can shoot lasers from it's eyes which summon a three headed dragon!