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posted by nmdis
IceCold
She fell in 愛 with a dope boy
Black diamonds on the neck of that dope boy
Big body Benz for that dope boy
愛 every tattoo on that dope boy
She sheds tears for that dope boy
Shit, it is what it is for that dope boy
Handle minor biz for that dope boy
But the reward is major, so on and so forth
She can tell あなた によって the Greyhound
She can 表示する あなた how to stay down
I can tell あなた 'bout to break down
VS1's all in my 雌犬 watch face now
Straight G's for your low esteem
A.P's for the whole team
As I run away from my obituary
Walking in the shit that'll get あなた buried
Miami's mine like I'm Pat Riley
Baselines shoot at niggas, act wisely
Get the picture, niggas getting richer now
Living 次 to bitches, out on Fisher Isle
Down from Oprah, Don King, and Sosa
Come to the coca, callate la boca
They let shit slide when my nigga won't
Remember God forgives and them triggers don't
[Hook: Omarion]
Aw baby it's just how it goes
Can't feel it but I know あなた know
Cause I keep it on the outside of you, girl
And I keep it on the outside of you, girl
And I'm reaping just what I sow
My heart's beating but it still stay froze
And ya'll waiting on the inside for me, girl
And ya'll waiting on the inside for me, girl
Arms wide open
(it's warm in here)
[Verse 2]
She fell in 愛 with the lifestyle
Paper tag now her neck all iced out
Lear jets to the fights now
Belagio crap 表, テーブル with the dice out
Floor seats at the Heat game
Her bag 20 grand, nigga, peep game
South ビーチ making 愛 on the rooftop
Fucking to the rhythm, got her 歌う like she Jill Scott
I'm just a nigga with a attitude
Earning revenue through different avenues
One of my soldiers died in Attica
Anything other than to ride is out of character
上, ページのトップへ down and it feels right
I could tell あなた what a dope boy feels like
I could tell あなた that he never sleeps
He may smile but it's never sweet
Swisha burning at his fingertips
Tears on the inside but they never drip
God forgives and the courts don't
Seeking an appeal when the courts won't
posted by simpleplan
really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. あなた ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If 銃 kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but あなた are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in...
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 年 Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
年 of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the ラット symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good アドバイス but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...
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How many times do あなた get passed によって and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, あなた must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, または at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.

Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened by...
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posted by heavenly13
yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, ピアノ , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , あなた know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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posted by teamian
Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it 発言しました From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook 食 stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One 日 the husband comes ホーム from work and his wife says, "Honey, あなた know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could あなた fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and...
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Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes 前 "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":




1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say あなた understand when あなた don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. あなた don't have PMS, so don't act like あなた know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me あなた never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get あなた off the hook; doing something sweet will always get あなた off the hook.
6. We don't like it when あなた act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good...
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posted by 1122ridr
 Em I going mad?
Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with ペンギン stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy または what? Do あなた think I'm going insane? I bet that あなた do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    You will never find anybody who can give あなた a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests あなた think she's pregnant unless あなた can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status または ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. NAMES:

•    If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

•    If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT:

•    When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

•    When the women...
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This is によって far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic 質問 being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some 回答 that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can あなた send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi ビーチ on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by boomerlover
1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde 返信 "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond クロス the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish あなた guys could get your act together. Just yesterday あなた take away my license and then today あなた expect me to 表示する it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the 上, ページのトップへ of a burning building. Below,...
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1)At the movies: When あなた meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't あなた try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer バター Masala" dish good?...
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My name is Angela, and I'm in 愛 with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are あなた doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. あなた see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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posted by blaise_jez
If あなた have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, あなた have $1.19. あなた also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the リンカーン Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest ランダム speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by miniabby33
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime あなた see someon say a compleatly ランダム word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a お茶, 紅茶 party like あなた did when あなた were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes によって except old people


コメント and I will make more
okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like あなた twilight ファン keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it または not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across 質問 and 動画 and fanpicks and pictures...
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Reasons I 愛 You:

1) The way あなた stand によって my side


2) The times あなた make sure nothing will harm me


3) How あなた always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, あなた take the pain away with a joke


5) How あなた always look deep into my eyes


6) How あなた can make my ハート, 心 melt with your soft lips


7) The way あなた hold my hand so tight


8) The way あなた never let my hands go


8) How あなた always watch out for me


9) They way あなた make sure I have everything I need


10) How あなた always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When あなた buy me things out of the blue


12) How あなた say the cutest...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "No stopping または standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.

2. "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm ビーチ park circa 1950.

3. "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.

4. "All cups leaving this store, rather full または empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.

5. "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.

6. "Prescriptions cannot be filled によって phone." -- On a form in a clinic.

7. "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.

8. "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided シャワー キャップ box.

9. "Payment is due によって the due date." -- On a credit card statement.

10. "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.

11. "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.
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i have failed to bring あなた the news of fail blog sooner...

some of あなた may know but the rest of あなた probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your 日 to 日 FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most ランダム posts of failed 写真 shots of failures 投稿されました によって dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make あなた laugh! あなた can take failed pictures your self...
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