When あなた get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours
あなた found this page with intentions of locating the 星, つ星 Wars "greek" club.
あなた would 愛 to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your 尻, お尻 so あなた can be as wise as Yoda
When あなた get into a fight, あなた automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
If あなた get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
When あなた spend time watching the 星, つ星 Wars trilogy because あなた think there will be a test on it later.
あなた パンチ out trekkies who say "Death 星, つ星 my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, あなた finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
あなた put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber
あなた name your right hand 'Leia'
あなた waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a 日 coming up with jokes for this page.
あなた think あなた are the life of the party because あなた imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
Whenever あなた get in trouble, あなた mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When あなた listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
When your father asks あなた how fast your car is, あなた reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
When あなた need to go to the toilet, あなた say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
あなた ram a model X-Wing up someone else's asshole and congratulate yourself for finding the only weak spot.
Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."
あなた don't have any money to buy 食 または clothes but あなた have a kick-ass 星, つ星 WARS collection.
あなた swear あなた saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.
あなた get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are あなた doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)
When あなた wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"
あなた know you're a 星, つ星 Wars geek when あなた unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in this one."
あなた start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling あなた to go to bed.
When あなた spend eight hours at the としょうかん, ライブラリ printing this crap out over and over...
When your girlfriend says あなた have a small dick and あなた say "You underestimate the power of the force."
あなた Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 秒 before they do in the theatre.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When あなた find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New Hope".....and don't stop until 125 分 later.
あなた curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is! Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and Prosper?"
あなた パンチ out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"
あなた can't resist to hum when あなた turn on a flashlight
Before sex, あなた look at your penis and say "Get in there, あなた furry oaf, I don't care what あなた smell!"
You're a 星, つ星 Wars geek when your teacher hands あなた your test back and says "commas are your weakness." あなた shoot back: "And your faith in your フレンズ is yours!"
When someone talks about people getting abducted によって little green men あなた say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
38. あなた actually feel the need to attack 星, つ星 Wars geeks with a camera to prove that あなた are not of their kind.
After looking at your tiny dick あなた remember yoda's saying "size matters not."
When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one.
あなた buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so あなた could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You've wached the trilogy もっと見る times than mark hammil.
When あなた heard of タイタニック getting もっと見る money than 星, つ星 Wars, あなた immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt for James Cameron.
あなた respond to your フレンズ taunting of "HA! HA! タイタニック beat 星, つ星 Wars!" によって clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the prequels"
あなた sabotage the タイタニック theatre to play 星, つ星 Wars: A New Hope when the ship starts to sink.
あなた call in bomb threats every time タイタニック starts playing and then start giggling uncontrollably when あなた watch the people running out.
あなた finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
あなた point out to people that 与えられた inflation 星, つ星 Wars kicked Titanic's 尻, お尻 によって nearly 300 million.
When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local 星, つ星 Wars supplier.
The first thing あなた think of when あなた hear the words "hot, wet and horny" is a sweating bantha.
During sex, you're still rearanging the figures on your shelf.
あなた stand up a 日付 to put jokes on this page.
あなた go to 星, つ星 wars conventions with the sole purpose of getting laid.
Aminitor
あなた wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt that says trekkies forever
あなた have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks あなた if anyone else has handled your bag あなた say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no 質問 asked.
When your stuck doing fuckin 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement
Before sex あなた say, "This may smell bad, kid, but it will keep あなた warm".
あなた know you're a 星, つ星 Wars geek when...you spend hours thinking up the new catchphrase "the prequels are gonna sink Titanic!
あなた found this page with intentions of locating the 星, つ星 Wars "greek" club.
あなた would 愛 to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your 尻, お尻 so あなた can be as wise as Yoda
When あなた get into a fight, あなた automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
If あなた get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
When あなた spend time watching the 星, つ星 Wars trilogy because あなた think there will be a test on it later.
あなた パンチ out trekkies who say "Death 星, つ星 my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, あなた finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
あなた put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber
あなた name your right hand 'Leia'
あなた waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a 日 coming up with jokes for this page.
あなた think あなた are the life of the party because あなた imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
Whenever あなた get in trouble, あなた mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When あなた listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
When your father asks あなた how fast your car is, あなた reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
When あなた need to go to the toilet, あなた say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
あなた ram a model X-Wing up someone else's asshole and congratulate yourself for finding the only weak spot.
Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."
あなた don't have any money to buy 食 または clothes but あなた have a kick-ass 星, つ星 WARS collection.
あなた swear あなた saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.
あなた get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are あなた doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)
When あなた wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"
あなた know you're a 星, つ星 Wars geek when あなた unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in this one."
あなた start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling あなた to go to bed.
When あなた spend eight hours at the としょうかん, ライブラリ printing this crap out over and over...
When your girlfriend says あなた have a small dick and あなた say "You underestimate the power of the force."
あなた Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 秒 before they do in the theatre.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When あなた find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New Hope".....and don't stop until 125 分 later.
あなた curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is! Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and Prosper?"
あなた パンチ out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"
あなた can't resist to hum when あなた turn on a flashlight
Before sex, あなた look at your penis and say "Get in there, あなた furry oaf, I don't care what あなた smell!"
You're a 星, つ星 Wars geek when your teacher hands あなた your test back and says "commas are your weakness." あなた shoot back: "And your faith in your フレンズ is yours!"
When someone talks about people getting abducted によって little green men あなた say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
38. あなた actually feel the need to attack 星, つ星 Wars geeks with a camera to prove that あなた are not of their kind.
After looking at your tiny dick あなた remember yoda's saying "size matters not."
When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one.
あなた buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so あなた could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You've wached the trilogy もっと見る times than mark hammil.
When あなた heard of タイタニック getting もっと見る money than 星, つ星 Wars, あなた immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt for James Cameron.
あなた respond to your フレンズ taunting of "HA! HA! タイタニック beat 星, つ星 Wars!" によって clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the prequels"
あなた sabotage the タイタニック theatre to play 星, つ星 Wars: A New Hope when the ship starts to sink.
あなた call in bomb threats every time タイタニック starts playing and then start giggling uncontrollably when あなた watch the people running out.
あなた finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
あなた point out to people that 与えられた inflation 星, つ星 Wars kicked Titanic's 尻, お尻 によって nearly 300 million.
When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local 星, つ星 Wars supplier.
The first thing あなた think of when あなた hear the words "hot, wet and horny" is a sweating bantha.
During sex, you're still rearanging the figures on your shelf.
あなた stand up a 日付 to put jokes on this page.
あなた go to 星, つ星 wars conventions with the sole purpose of getting laid.
Aminitor
あなた wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt that says trekkies forever
あなた have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks あなた if anyone else has handled your bag あなた say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no 質問 asked.
When your stuck doing fuckin 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement
Before sex あなた say, "This may smell bad, kid, but it will keep あなた warm".
あなた know you're a 星, つ星 Wars geek when...you spend hours thinking up the new catchphrase "the prequels are gonna sink Titanic!