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I was lost, then I found you
I never thought it would be this way
Showed あなた my heart, I left it unguarded
Like a thief in the night あなた ストール, 盗んだ it away

Now you're gone, the pain goes on and on
I still hear あなた whispering to me through the shadows of the night

愛 lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
You're just a number to the 愛 lies

All alone あなた called it survival
He ロスト at 愛 to a stranger's lines
Walking the streets, he’s searching with vengeance
For a face that he dreams of night after night

Time goes on, all signs of life stolen, simple dreams were all broken
Best of times become desperation but how many tears must あなた cry to survive

愛 lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
Just a number to the 愛 lies (Love lies)

愛 lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
Just a number to the 愛 lies (Love lies)

They met late one night in the city
Both men knew only one could stay
He scratched a picture of a ハート, 心 on a bullet
And took his life away

愛 lies, you're just another victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
Just a number to the 愛 lies (Love lies)

愛 lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
You’re just a number to the 愛 lies (Love lies)

愛 lies, headlines
You’re running on into a cold night
Just a number to the 愛 lies
愛 lies
~A/N~ I want to give half credit for this to DaveAndJohn we had the idea together o3o 愛 イチイ fellow homestuckie. And I also want to thank vampirer04 for helping me when I was stuck and couldn’t get ahold of DaveAndJohn. Thanks so much to both of you. FYI all the povs are at different places –in school unless 発言しました otherwise- and different times –unless they are connected to another pov stories-
(Mituna’s POV)

It felt weird doing this to my little brother, but Sollux had it coming. I had walked in with a bucket and threw the content inside on him. Sollux sat up soaked, “Mituna what...
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth または I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for あなた to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got もっと見る chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, あなた know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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posted by Bella_Dhampir
Oh, fallacies!

So.. as stupid as this may sound, I've never really known about fallacies. That is, until this year, when we learned about them. To tell あなた the truth, I felt pretty stupid after that English lesson.. not because I had never known about fallacies, but because I realized that I used them in A LOT of arguments. O.o

So I guess I just wanna 一覧 a couple of 人気 ones, and define them for any of あなた who also don't really know about fallacies, and just talk a bit about them and how I've used them before.

1. ad hominem
This is when the arguer attacks the person instead of the argument...
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posted by klaine_forever
I, klaine_forever, did NOT write this! I dont know if it has already been 投稿されました so if it has then whatevz

Big Macintosh surveyed the many apples trees that made up Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres. It was nearly apple-buck season once again, and it looked as though they would be having a bumper harvest this year. He nodded, satisfied. His sister アップルジャック, applejack walked up beside him. “Whoo, boy howdy! I sure am glad あなた ain’t injured this time, Big Macintosh!” she said. “Why, there’s even もっと見る apples on them trees than last year!”
“Eeyup!” Big Macintosh replied, in his characteristic manner....
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There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one 日 he he cme back to school it looked like a normal 日 but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal 日 but when the ベル rang for clas he got a 44 火災, 火 arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so あなた let that be a lesson for あなた if あなた had not teased him he would have been fine who knows あなた could have even saved his life.

Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
Dost thou 愛 life?
Then do not squander time,
for that is the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Life is either a daring adventure または nothing.
Helen Keller

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt あなた represents determinism; the way あなた play it is free will.
Jawaharal Nehru








Life is like the dice that, falling, still 表示する a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects.
Alexis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, または くま, クマ its troubles patiently.
Palladas

The geat blessing of mankind are within us and...
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posted by Thecharliejay
100 Ways to Annoy People
1.Get to know a フレンズ bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
2.Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
3.Call other people "Champ" または "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
4.Drum on every available surface.
5.Sing the バットマン theme incessantly.
6.Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
7.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
8.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
9.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
10.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
11.Insist on giving...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,

'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, あなた can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, ブル Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Neon lips, blue eyeshadow, shimmering glitter, and golden bronzers: This spring, some of the most dramatic looks we saw on the runways are making their way onto our faces. But not everything we dabble on pleases everyone. We had a hunch that some of our biggest beauty obsessions might be turn-offs for guys...so we went ahead asked. Prepare yourself: brutal honesty ensues.

1. Heavy foundation and powders:"The inch-thick powder is a huge turn-off," says Maxim senior editor Nick Leftley. "No guy wants to キッス a girl on the cheek and then find he¹s wearing foundation himself." A flaking face is...
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posted by shomill
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!

-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:

Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.

-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.

And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
オレンジ who?
オレンジ あなた glad I didn't say バナナ again?

Hope あなた had fun!
posted by alismouha
My dear son...

I send あなた this letter,if it doesn't reach you,tell me so I can re-send it.

I'm 書く this as slowly as I can,because I am aware that あなた can't read quickly.

I will send this to あなた with your brother,he is asleep now,so I'll put it in his pocket,if he forgets to hand it to you,reach in and take it.

The weather is really great here,it only rained a couple of times last week,the first time it lasted 4 days,and the 秒 one it was only 3 days.

About the leather ジャケット あなた wanted me to send to you,it was going to cost me a fortune to ship because its buttons were too heavy,so I cut...
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posted by darkkhorn19
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon 読書 the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and 発言しました "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet あなた he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do あなた know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up によって 歌う ビーチ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say あなた taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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DO あなた wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater ファン then あなた might not wanna read this but if あなた do and it affends あなた then leave a コメント and i can tell あなた in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned あなた so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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posted by boomerlover
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went ホーム and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad 発言しました it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to ベッド to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she ストール, 盗んだ free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...
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posted by karolinak1999
I'm saying this speech on he 4th of September 2013(unless the teacher forgets または something like that) I am aginst 2 boys....my chances are okay...


"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen we are gathered here today to learn Irish, but we took some time off that to choose a new class leader.

For starters I would like to compliment my fellow rivals Atrio and Liam, for their good effort - Liam あなた even prepared a speech, very impressive

Now..I realise the privelage to have the honour torepresent your class, however I am confident that I will be a great candidate.

I'm taking part in this not only to add...
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posted by Canada24
1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have あなた been 読書 Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)

2:
Father: What did あなた do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT パン FOR FUCK SAKES!!

3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will あなた be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE...
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added by MeiMisty
posted by josephlindquist
The various budget モデル that will continue to be used fall into categories 1) budget line items (traditional budgeting), 2) performance budgeting, 3) programming / programming budgeting (PPB), 4) zero budgeting (ZBB) and 5) location-based budgeting. In 最近 years, some companies have developed alternative budgeting systems (incremental budgets), including zero-based budgets (ZBB) and activity-based budgets (ABB).
Zero-based budgeting (ZBB) is an alternative to the traditional budgeting approach used によって governments and non-profit organizations. Zero-based budgets, on the other hand, work...
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