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They ran to the 木, ツリー house.Maybelle was confused,this place was so much bigger.Did it ever end?What?Her land was small."Here!Go in here!I'll go get food!"Sarah said,and ran."Maybelle.How old are you?"Alicia asked."16"She said."DANG IT!GOTTA WAIT 6 YEARS."Henry yelled."Now I ask あなた a question.Does your land...end?"Maybelle asked."Course it does!Yours doesn't?"Alicia asked."Nope!We live forever!Along as Ariana doesn't kill us."Maybelle said."Here!"Sarah said.Running with a bag of Chips,three cans of pop,And a cereal box."This should last あなた the night."Sarah said."You got the Stone?"Sarah asked.
"Yeah!In my pocket!"Maybelle said.
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The 次 day,they all ran to the door."Get the key."Sarah told Henry."Uh.I can't find it."Henry said,reaching in his pocket."Oh man!I remember!I was in my coat!Ariana ストール, 盗んだ it!"Sarah said."I know how to open it."Alicia said,grabbing a toothpick from her pocket.And she picked the lock."Okay."They hopped in Freestone.
posted by yukikiyruu
i just read in this another club iwant u guys to see



From an Eメール I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. あなた need it down. あなた don’t hear us complaining about あなた leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon または the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Breasts...
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1. あなた grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. あなた take 写真 of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when あなた sneeze.
5. あなた don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at スターバックス and あなた don’t even work there.
7. あなた spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your ネコ are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. あなた can’t even remember your 秒 cup.
10. あなた can jump-start your car without cables.


*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
キャビン for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

    “I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the キャビン drunk again with...
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posted by smileypop9
Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 3. :DDDDDDDDD
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Reading. So that's what I'm going to write about now. I 愛 reading. It's fun, and it takes あなた to a whole new world.
Don't あなた hate it when someone on ファンポップ writes: 'Me, reading? pffttt -_-' または something along those lines on their プロフィール page when they are asked for their お気に入り books? I know I do.
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I mean, how can あなた hate reading? あなた read every day. You're 読書 now. So don't put 'I don't read' on your プロフィール page, cos あなた obviously do.
..

To those who don't...
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キャビン for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Six: Beth

    I’m Bethany “Beth” Janice Renee Curtis Spotskey. I live with my parents, Jane and Bob Spotskey, my two brothers, Drew and Josh, my little sister, Samantha and my newborn baby sister, Caitlin.
    I have no boyfriend anymore thanks to Martin who I’d fallen in 愛 with. But, he’d broken my ハート, 心 もっと見る than once. I was trying really hard to let him go, but it wasn’t working exactly.
    Anyways, we were at the market near “Key’s Bathing Wear”. The market was really big,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five もっと見る songs, can あなた believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even 発言しました that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her 次 CD Rebecca promises to have a もっと見る natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress
posted by smileypop9
Ok, so I have come to notice that 99% of people either HATE Justin Bieber, または 愛 the crap outta him. Those 2 groups of people are at war with each other. It's kinda annoying.
Why do all the hate コメント have to be about Justin Bieber, don't haters have anything else to do in their lives?

Anyway, I don't hate Justin. I don't 愛 him either. I'm kinda in the middle. To me he is like a ランダム boy I just met on the streets.
I don't go around bashing him and his fans, I don't post hate コメント etc, but I don't post 'OMG I 愛 JB SOOOOOOOO MUCH' コメント either.
I'm just happy the guy got his...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can あなた guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell あなた about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair または putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The 次 chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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キャビン for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
    I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my フレンズ a キャビン for the summer. “Zack, あなた really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my フレンズ too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
    When...
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キャビン for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I 愛 loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my オレンジ ブラックベリー started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain あなた understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help あなた concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, あなた can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help あなた concentrate. If your friend shows あなた his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by yoj123
I was walking ホーム from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a 鯨, クジラ drove によって in his sedan and 発言しました happy ハロウィン to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went ホーム and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a 魚 tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
    
    Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right によって me, it gives me もっと見る time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby,...
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posted by darkkhorn19
If あなた have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, あなた have $1.19. あなた also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the リンカーン Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest ランダム speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L(デスノート) then Mellow then Near!
I do 愛 Misa though!
I 愛 ご飯, 米 balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I 愛 my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I 愛 the colors: ライム Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I 愛 the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own 白鳥, スワン costume. Look at my オレンジ beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here あなた are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look もっと見る ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
posted by ShiningsTar542
It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be フレンズ with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for あなた then it is もっと見る than possible that with a little time あなた two can go back to being friends.

フレンズ and just friends. あなた must be clear about what あなた want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be フレンズ with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what あなた want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart あなた still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then あなた are ready to be フレンズ again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some フレンズ and the 火災, 火 alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the 火災, 火 alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been もっと見る funny to あなた if あなた *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop 発言しました this 記事 is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a 枕 feather または a back scratcher, but was もっと見る like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped によって a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope あなた all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most ランダム adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who または what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the ビーチ and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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