This アヒル, 鴨 walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do あなた have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the アヒル, 鴨 leaves.

The 次 day, the アヒル, 鴨 returns and asks, "Do あなた have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the アヒル, 鴨 leaves.

The 日 after that, the アヒル, 鴨 walks in the store again and asks "Do あなた have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told あなた no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if あなた come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The アヒル, 鴨 left, and returned the 次 day. This time he asked, "Do あなた have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and the アヒル, 鴨 said, "Good! Got any grapes?"

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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, あなた idiot! You'll burn up!" 発言しました the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, あなた know. We're going at night!"
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A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The 次 morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The 次 morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The 次 morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
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One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse
slowly drive by. Following the first hearse, was a 秒 霊柩車 which
was followed によって a man walking solemnly along, followed によって a dog, and
then about 200 men walking in single file.

Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the 秒 霊柩車 and
asked him who was in the first hearse.

"My wife," the man replied.

"I'm sorry," 発言しました Bill. "What happened to her?"

"My dog bit her and she died."

Bill then asked the man who was in the 秒 hearse.

The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as
well."

Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I
borrow your dog?"

To which the man replied, "Get in line."


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