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1. Go outside, and if あなた see someone, take the ランダム person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic キス scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger シート, 座席 of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why イヌ only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to 歌う in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the 草 on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told あなた that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!

10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of スープ with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope あなた don't get kidnapped.

11. Tell everyone around あなた that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns あなた into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, または window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)

12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.

13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that あなた can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.

14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!

15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because あなた want them to open, because it's so hot outside and あなた need to cool off in the pool.

Also, let me tell あなた that these are in no way ethical, または moral and performing the listed actions 表示する a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
Have a nice day!
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Everything has changed

(Taylor)
All I knew this morning when I woke,
Is I know something now (know something now),
I didn't before.

And all I've seen,
Since 18 hours ago,
Is green eyes and freckles and your smile
In the back of my mind making me feel like...

(Taylor)
I just want to know あなた better,
Know あなた better, know あなた better now.
(2x)

(Both)
I just want to know あなた better,
Know あなた better, know あなた better now.

I just want to know you, know you, know you,.


Cause all I know is we 発言しました hello,
And your eyes look like coming home.
All I know is a simple name,
Everything has changed.

All I know is あなた held the...
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The 次 日 was normal; everyone went to the underground place and got what everyone called "Monster Updates". The 次 日 was the ハロウィン Bash, and everyone buzzed with excitement.

Right before first period Emma went up to Mellissa and Eve wearing a witch hat. "Hey! Aren't あなた guys excited?!" Emma exclaimed. "Yeah!" Eve and Mellissa said. "Mel, are あなた going with anyone?" Eve asked. "Leo, but just as friends. I'm not ready for guys yet." Mellissa motioned to her brother, who was goofing around with his フレンズ in the hall. Eve and Emma nodded in understanding.

At lunch they sorted everything...
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posted by MadMeggi
1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!

2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"

3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.

4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.

5. Give a ランダム stranger a Wet Willy.

6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.

7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.

8. Slap a waitress.

9. When a waiter asks あなた want あなた want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't あなた like to know???!!!???"

10. When あなた hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
posted by BloodyMascara_
Yes, this is from Tumblr.

Everyone: What emo shit are あなた listening to?

Linkin park: When life leaves us blind, 愛 keeps us kind

Of Mice & Men: I've held my tongue for far too long, the silence kills me

My Chemical Romance: あなた only live forever in the lights あなた make. When we were young we used to say, that あなた only hear the 音楽 when your ハート, 心 begins to break.

Green Day: So make the best of this test and don't ask why. It's not a 質問 but a lesson learned in time. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope あなた have the time of your life.

Black Veil Brides: Never...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1. Our brains create dreams through ランダム electrical activity. About every 90 minutes, the brain stem sends electrical impulses and the analytic portion of the brain tries to make sense of these signals.

2. Some dreams are meaningful as they give us insight into ourselves. Dreams help us connect to our unconscious mind and make sense of our wishes and fears. Dreams help us make sense of our past, present and future によって getting us in tune with our emotions.

3. Even though we can dream at any time of our sleep, we are most likely to dream during REM sleep.

4. We can sometimes control our dream...
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posted by dooodle
Pick the 月 あなた were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with

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Pick the 日 あなた were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
(16)...
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posted by brianna91997
1. if あなた have mario, play some mario games.

2. Go on ファンポップ for 1 または 2 hours.

3. post a couple tweets on twitter if あなた have an account.

4. play outside.

5. go bike riding または swimming

6. read a book (i know some people think its boring)

7. draw something on paper または on the computer

8. watch nyan cat on youtube

9. play a zelda game if あなた have any zelda games

10. watch hello kitty 動画 on youtube

11. play your 3ds for 3 hours if あなた have a 3ds

12. post 100 pictures on deviantart if あなた have an account

13. make a account on a website あなた know of

14. post 10000000 pictures on this club (i know あなた cant...
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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if あなた say Vietnam he'll stab あなた with a fork
if あなた say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if あなた call for help he'll stab あなた in the butt.
Never run because あなた know he'll catch you
he might torture または just plain kill you.
Run for cover, もっと見る like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if あなた run または cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...
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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley または our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I 発言しました giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the パン and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
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posted by britishboy
 as a human
as a human
a boy named Christan was at a special place he took his phone he didn't know until now. Now Christan is living Different lives. with light and school but what he doesn't know is what will happen in the future its a journey in a matter of life and death but Christan is missing out on school can he stop and leave from heaven but Christan remembers that his mom said, once Anointed あなた can stay and use your powers to Erase あなた when あなた wanna come down あなた cane put them in and go. so he fights its long a long way down but Christan doesn't stop he goes and sees God. there halo shines but this works God helped. now. Christan goes but wait he cant use his powers again. to finish read book two buh-bye
 as an エンジェル
as an angel
posted by The_Random_Guy
The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A 狼, オオカミ named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do あなた want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." 返信 Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are あなた doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...
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"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie 発言しました as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at クルミ Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 分 later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie...
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posted by adaug
Hello!Welcome to 質問 with me!Okay first question:Uhm there's no name on here,okay well i says:Q:Why does TV Have commercials?A:good question!
answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!

What do あなた think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your 質問 in the コメント and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!



IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)

Yeah Remember TO コメント YOUR QUESTION!I WILL TRY AND ANSWER ONE,EITHER LATER TODAY,OR TOMORROW!


SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
Gah gotta make it longer!ARG!Oh well!
posted by shutyourface
what if 羊 where one of us do do do
a simple slob like one of us do do do

i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet 羊 but there something about writting ランダム 記事 about them i a krave

idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing あなた wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!

so what i'm saying is donate £3 a 月 and a 羊 will be 与えられた a ホーム and not a pie and あなた will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever あなた donate shut-your-face fund will triple it