A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" 発言しました the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he 発言しました he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he 発言しました everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and デザイン a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job または not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," 発言しました the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" 発言しました the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he 発言しました he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he 発言しました everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and デザイン a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job または not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," 発言しました the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, ショップ and stay overnight.
The 次 morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and 発言しました she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, ショップ and stay overnight.
The 次 morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and 発言しました she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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He'll kill you!
yhul;op - my cat tryed to say 'hi' xD
Omg my bunny fell asleep in my ネコ litter box xD XD
Ummmmm what else, ou, my lil sis is trying to ride my horse........>:( NO1 RIDES BEAKEY OTHER THEN MEH! SHE IS GOING DOWN!
God other then me being pissed right now and waiting to post ランダム pics what else should i do?
Uhhhhhh......The onley normale 日 i had was a monday.
my cat eats dog food
monkeys ate Miley C.
Lets see if i can post the pics now.
things i hate:
Hannah Montana
Dallas Cowboys
braids
Whoppers
my brother
Owen
school
Barbies
dolls
things i like:
chicken fingers
computers
Total Drama Island
Total Drama Action
Creative Zens
spelling things wrong
ゴシック colors
pink
芝居 VERYVERYVERYVERY blond
SHINY STUFF
words to describe me:
crazy
quiet
misunderstood
wild
TDI-obsessed
weird
blonde
confused
THESE SENTENCES I WILL NOW TYPE WILL BE SO STUPID AND RANDOM...
I kickewd Chuck Norris because I like to jump off cliffs!!!
Chickenfingers lie about being pink!!!
Whoppers say eat me today!!!
as i said, totally dumb and random.
Hannah Montana
Dallas Cowboys
braids
Whoppers
my brother
Owen
school
Barbies
dolls
things i like:
chicken fingers
computers
Total Drama Island
Total Drama Action
Creative Zens
spelling things wrong
ゴシック colors
pink
芝居 VERYVERYVERYVERY blond
SHINY STUFF
words to describe me:
crazy
quiet
misunderstood
wild
TDI-obsessed
weird
blonde
confused
THESE SENTENCES I WILL NOW TYPE WILL BE SO STUPID AND RANDOM...
I kickewd Chuck Norris because I like to jump off cliffs!!!
Chickenfingers lie about being pink!!!
Whoppers say eat me today!!!
as i said, totally dumb and random.