Do あなた have a dirty mind?
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause あなた to spit and ask あなた not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
A dentist
2. A finger goes in me. あなた fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
A wedding ring
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
落花生, ピーナッツ butter
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. あなた blow me hard . What am I?
Chewing gum
5. All 日 long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
An elevator
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When あなた blow me あなた feel good. What am I?
A nose
7.If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
A newspaper boy
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. あなた use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
A グローブ
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
A クレーン
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
A toothbrush, of course!
(Do not own. Found online.)
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause あなた to spit and ask あなた not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
A dentist
2. A finger goes in me. あなた fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
A wedding ring
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
落花生, ピーナッツ butter
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. あなた blow me hard . What am I?
Chewing gum
5. All 日 long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
An elevator
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When あなた blow me あなた feel good. What am I?
A nose
7.If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
A newspaper boy
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. あなた use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
A グローブ
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
A クレーン
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
A toothbrush, of course!
(Do not own. Found online.)
These 名言・格言 are 名言・格言 with differnt meanings of フェレット または just the animal.
“If a フェレット bites あなた it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the 閲覧数 are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, あなた can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to フェレット it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and フェレット it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a フェレット bites あなた it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the 閲覧数 are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, あなた can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to フェレット it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and フェレット it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I 愛 you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I 愛 you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and あなた don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do あなた use these emotions または others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) キッス
-See もっと見る emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. または be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat 食 that can make あなた sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda または crush
4) gety near load stuff または equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late 時
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms 通り, ストリート orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make あなた hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what あなた did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat 食 that can make あなた sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda または crush
4) gety near load stuff または equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late 時
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms 通り, ストリート orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make あなた hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what あなた did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ファンポップ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes あなた mad または doesnt agree with your point of view あなた just レポート them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes あなた mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont レポート thm. Because we are a big family and we dont レポート または block family we care and 表示する 愛 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to レポート someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
愛 all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ファンポップ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes あなた mad または doesnt agree with your point of view あなた just レポート them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes あなた mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont レポート thm. Because we are a big family and we dont レポート または block family we care and 表示する 愛 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to レポート someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
愛 all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do あなた want?" "I'm calling to レポート my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank あなた very much for the call, sir." The 次 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"