What is the stupidest/funniest thing your フレンズ ever wrote?

My friend wrote this story called Bob Story. It was funny, yet one of the stupidest things ever, it didnt even make sense half the time. haha...

Okay, this is something my ex friend wrote (ex friend because she was an @ss). I used to be overly obsessed with the 表示する BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- and the pairing Booth/Brennan. Anyway, my friend hated Brennan because she thought Booth was hot and wanted him for herself, so she wrote this story about Booth murdering Brennan (actually I think it 発言しました he murdered Martha Stewart, but my friend claimed it was Brennan) my other friend used to torment me about that until we stopped hanging out (hmm I wonder what those two idiots would think about my Law & Order: Criminal Intent/ Gormes obsession?)