Tell me a ランダム funny story.

not a story but a lame joke (sorry i cant rlly make up storys):

My name that i was gonna be was Terria which means earth in spanish, and i aint flat.

My first YouTube コメント to hit 1k likes says, "Boobs and Pants"

When my mom and I were waiting in line at the airport, the security guy had a chat with a ランダム traveler with the latter describing what he did during his trip and for the living. That was when I made a コメント that it's like they're in a job interview, which caused my mom and a woman behind us to laugh. XD

It gets even funnier afterwards! When we came up next, the same security guy thought my mom is my girlfriend! He asked us about our trip in Japan; that was when I showed him my card I bought and he thought Sayaka was a Pokemon! XXXXDDDDD

i just reached 100 ファン and it only took me one decade 上, ページのトップへ that haters

あなた really had to be there to be fair but here goes.
I work in school for the behavioural challenged, it's no shock to be threatened with a ナイフ または have a chair thrown at your head によって an irate 15year old, and just to say i work in the kitchen/canteen so not actually a teacher または social worker.
Well this week my boss turns 50, and she has been with this school for at least half of those years and has never been recognised for the hard work and dedication she has put in to feeding these ungrateful children who threaten her life on a daily basis.
So, when the vast majority had left the dining hall, i approached the last remaining teacher to ask if the students would be willing to sing happy birthday to her. She rounded up the best behaved and we all stood round 歌う happy birthday to my ever blushing boss who tried to hide behind her エプロン XD
She called me a little shit for doing it but it sure put a smile on her faceXD

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”