Q: How do あなた count cows?

With a COW-culator. c:

In your head... with numbers.

Moo!

with fingers

i say it
on Moo
two Moo
... XDDDDDDDDDDDD

cows = 0

cows += 1

あなた don't count the cows, あなた count the pounds of beef あなた get after あなた slaughter them.

Take Regina Mills, throw her in a field, and have her do it.

First step: dress up as one.

秒 step: start counting when あなた are asleep

final step: Count backwards

hint: It the complete opposite as counting 羊 and it does the complete opposite.

あなた don't count cows, silly. あなた eat them.